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21
Jul

Khloe’s Klink Kicked Her Out to Kounteract Konceivability of Kaboom

Akkording to Us Weekly, the third-kuddliest Kardashian kutie (not kounting their dad Robert) is now klaiming… ahem, claiming that she was released from jail after just three hours because:

“As soon as I got to Lynwood, there were three bomb threats, and so they put me in solitary confinement,” she said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Monday.

“A warden came down to see me and said, ‘You’re the one causing all the problems here… There’s all these bomb threats, and we’re thinking it’s for you.’

“They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.”

I honestly don’t care whether she gets the death penalty or a presidential pardon for all future crimes. I just like making fun of her dumb name. You gotta give me points for honesty, at least.

Update: TMZ says Khloe is a konfabulator!

21
Jul

Tom Brokaw Asks Al Gore Why He’s Such a Hypocrite

Not in so many words, of course — sacrilege! — but on yesterday’s Meet the Press, Brokaw did at least ask Gore why he needs to live in an energy-slurping mansion while he’s telling the rest of us WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM GLOBAL WARMING if we don’t listen to him:

“We are walking the walk.” Or, in Al’s case, waddling the waddle. It would probably be too much to expect Brokaw to follow up by asking how much money Al’s raking in by spreading GW hysteria. Or how much carbon Al’s entourage spews into the atmosphere while he’s inside giving one of his sermons. Heck, it’s too much to expect Brokaw to properly pronounce “global.”

Isn’t it funny how when a hypocrite gets called out, he tends to fall back on, “Well, I never said I was perfect”? Sting does the same thing. “Yeah, I don’t practice what I preach. So what?” Reminds me of a really funny story in The Onion

(Hat tip: Instapundit)

21
Jul

Sean Connery Takes ‘The Pen Is Mightier’ for $400

In Sean Connery’s upcoming autobiography Being a Scot, he discusses his humble beginnings as the son of a house cleaner and a truck driver and his love of Scotland.

A couple of issues here:

For one, Connery hasn’t lived in Scotland for some time. Like for more than fifty years. He is a resident of the Bahamas and has been accused by some of tax avoidance because of the lenient income tax laws in the tropical nation. He denies the criticism but he also says he has no immediate plans to return to his native land.

Second, much has been made of his refusal to leave any of his $170-million fortune to his son Jason. Connery’s ex-wife Diane Cilento spoke of how difficult it’s been for Jason to please his father:

She claims that at one stage Jason, who now works as an actor and film director, threatened to change his name after Connery accused him of cashing in on his father’s fame.

Australian-born Miss Cilento told the Sunday Times: ‘Sean said, “You only got this (acting) job because your name’s Connery.” ‘Jason said, “Well, I’ll change it to something else.” Sean said, “If you do that I’ll f****** kill you.”‘

But compare that with Connery’s talk of his cold upbringing:

“The simple fact that my mother never kissed me or held me in her arms when I was a child has had lots of repercussions on my life.” Pointing at a portrait that his second wife, Micheline, painted, he added: “Can you see how my mother has a stern look and Micheline’s mother seems softer? Don’t you think that explains lots of things about me?”

It seems that for all his talk of home and hearth, he’s kind of a tightwad both emotionally and financially.




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