Akkording to Us Weekly, the third-kuddliest Kardashian kutie (not kounting their dad Robert) is now klaiming… ahem, claiming that she was released from jail after just three hours because:
“As soon as I got to Lynwood, there were three bomb threats, and so they put me in solitary confinement,” she said on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Monday.
“A warden came down to see me and said, ‘You’re the one causing all the problems here… There’s all these bomb threats, and we’re thinking it’s for you.’
“They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.”
I honestly don’t care whether she gets the death penalty or a presidential pardon for all future crimes. I just like making fun of her dumb name. You gotta give me points for honesty, at least.
Update: TMZ says Khloe is a konfabulator!
Horsesh_t. I accessed the fancy contraption called the internet and look at the LA County Sherrif’s office website to learn what occurs at a Inmate Reception Center. Based on the required processing LA County SO sent her packing.
http://www.lasd.org/divisions/correctional/irc/index.html
It’s nice to see she’s in the same company as that fudge-pac_er Ryan Seacrest.
It goes without saying that she is even dumber than she looks.
There is nothing behind those eyes.
Nothing.
AMEN ruby! honestly, why is this dumbass acting like she’s a real celebrity? let’s see here.. she’s famous because her sister kim is more famous for her ass rather than her face and she has a sex tape. next thing you know, reality TV cameras are in their home for some dumb show on E! please.