It’s been a while since we’ve reported on Hulk Hogan and the pile of dung that is his family.
But the Hulkster recently opened up about his estranged wife Linda and gave some tremendous insight into why they are the way they are:
Hogan calls Linda a negative force and a brow beater. Plus, he says, her new 19-year-old boyfriend is a disgrace, one that is destroying her relationship with daughter Brooke, who is currently not speaking to her mother.
“It’s such a weird scenario, a 50-year-old woman dating a 19-year-old boy. None of us understand it. It’s really off the wall.”
I guess it’s substantially different for Brooke to watch her father date her lookalike. Or, you know, have him inappropriately rub lotion on her ass. In public.
Father knows best indeed.
And now Nick’s headed to big-boy jail! I don’t think they’re going to let him bring his sippy cup.
Am I the only one who wishes they’d take Hulk off of American Gladiators and replace him with someone like Nitro?
Wait, am I the only one who watches American Gladiators?
Have you noticed the trend in the Hogan family to link everything needed personal responsibility to “Negative Force”? Nick Hogan blamed the whole car accident on the “Negative Energy” of the Marine who is not half-Brain-dead.
Some people need to stop reading “The Secret”.
On another subject; Putting lotion on your own teen girl buttocks? Ewww…
Ok, was he putting the lotion on really slowly and with deliberate strokes??
Yes Ruby. You are.
Ruby—are they showing reruns of that? I used to love that show when I was a kid!
The Hulkster is just playing along with that old double standard of what’s okay for men is not okay for women. Or he is just delusional enough to think he is still young enough for it.
eeeeewwwwww
I’m with Sophie.
I’m too skeeved out to even think of anything to say.
that picture makes me ill. brooke hogan said “oh he used to change my diaper as a kid, it’s no big deal” UH.. dude you’re 20 years old now. my dad used to change my diaper too, i’m fricking 19 and my dad would never think of doing something like that. especially with the paparazzi around! that whole family is effed up apparently, and brooke has been doing nothing since the family fell apart but media whoring. sad. and gross!
The Hogans are probably one of the few celebrity families out there trashier than the Lohans, which says a lot. What they really need to do is not talk any more. We have Nick who feels too entitled to realize that jail is the consequences of what he’s done. Then there’s Brooke, who wants to ride Daddy’s coattails to fame on zero talent, and making her parents’ marital problems all about her. Mom is just a cougar without a cause, and Hulk himself is creepier by the day with his own choice of dates. After all, Mom may be dating a guy that’s not even old enough to drink, but at least he doesn’t look like Brooke, and when you think about it, it would have been easier for her to find a male Brooke-alike. On Hulk’s side, his Brooke-alike can legally drink. She’ll need to, I think.
Seriously, the only time a father needs to be touching his daughter’s butt in the way he was doing it for the cameras, is to change her diaper or swat her in the ass for misbehaving. And no, not THAT sort of misbehaving, my fellow dirty minded pervs.
I wonder if he changed her tampons too?
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OH EM EFF GEE!!! I just now realized that was his daughter’s butt and not his GF’s butt. Then the tampon remark, OMFG! I am so totally grossed out now!
You know what the worst part is? The visual of the tampon change appears all too easily in the mind’s eye. I feel dirty now.
Do you people know how to read??? That is NOT his daughter getting the ass massage, it’s his new teenybopper groupie (and LOOK ALIKE for daughter Brooke). Now, with THAT cleared up, I do agree with most of you…EW EW EW. I wish this washed up loser and his pathetic excuse for a family would join hands with the Hiltons, the Lohans and DOG The mullet-headed Bounty Jerk, his ugly, fat assed wife and his disfunctional offspring and jump into the nearest active volcano!
Hey, Peg, I know how to read!
From the article:
“For those keeping score at home: Hulk’s girlfriend has the back tattoo and her bikini doesn’t tie in the back. Brooke has the sunglasses, her bikini ties in the back and she also has HER FATHER’S HAND ON HER ASS!”
no peg, do you know how to read? that IS his daughter, even though you can’t really see her face. she told us weekly that it was no big deal he did that, it’s like “he was touching an old car” …right.
Did anyone ever think that 19 will go into 50 more times then 50 will go into 19. I used to like the Hulkster but now he is just another once was. His son is in for a rude awakining where hes going they may or maynot do anything to him just because of his Dad