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25
Jul

Elizabeth Berkley to Make MTV Self-Esteem Show for Girls

Saved by the Bell actress Elizabeth Berkley is in talks to create a show on MTV based on Ask-Elizabeth, her empowerment program for teen girls. She’ll host workshops worldwide to build self-esteem among girls:

Amy Bailey, vice president of development in the department, said Berkley approached MTV with the idea.

“She does these workshops around the country with teen girls and gets them to really open up about their issues, like self-esteem and body issues,” Bailey said. “We had been looking for a program that tackled the same issues, so it seemed like a perfect match.”

The website is very… pink.

OK, rah-rah girl power and all that, but is Berkley really the best role model they could find? Especially after the whole Showgirls fiasco, which cursedly was before the interwebs because otherwise I’d be posting a YouTube clip here.

In related news, Screech is writing a tell-all book called Behind the Bell that promises the deets on “sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying.”

Admit it, the first two people who came to mind were Berkley and Mario Lopez. You just know they were into some kinky stuff. It’s due out next year and a surefire bestseller, so we’ll be sure to give you a full book report.

25
Jul

Heather Mills Is Now Accepting Resumes

How big of a starts-with-B-rhymes-with-”witch” do you have to be before your own publicist starts slamming you? After blazing bold new trails in animal-rights activism, gold-digging, and alternative footwear, Heather Mills is now entering uncharted territory in public relations as well.

According to Extra:

Heather Mills’ publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, has decided to quit after representing the former Mrs. Paul McCartney for the past four years! In a statement obtained by “Extra,” Elyzabeth declares:

“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me ’stupid.’ I reminded her that she was not ‘God’ and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again.’”

Elyzabeth — and something tells me that’s not the name she was born with — also claims Mills hasn’t been paying her. Has “Mucca” burned through that $50 million divorce settlement already? At this point in her shelf life, she’ll have a tough time finding a bigger, more naive sugar daddy than Paul. How many deaf, blind, single billionaires are there in the world? We need to make a love connection.




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