How big of a starts-with-B-rhymes-with-”witch” do you have to be before your own publicist starts slamming you? After blazing bold new trails in animal-rights activism, gold-digging, and alternative footwear, Heather Mills is now entering uncharted territory in public relations as well.
According to Extra:
Heather Mills’ publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, has decided to quit after representing the former Mrs. Paul McCartney for the past four years! In a statement obtained by “Extra,” Elyzabeth declares:
“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me ’stupid.’ I reminded her that she was not ‘God’ and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again.’”
Elyzabeth — and something tells me that’s not the name she was born with — also claims Mills hasn’t been paying her. Has “Mucca” burned through that $50 million divorce settlement already? At this point in her shelf life, she’ll have a tough time finding a bigger, more naive sugar daddy than Paul. How many deaf, blind, single billionaires are there in the world? We need to make a love connection.
“How many deaf, blind, single billionaires are there in the world?”
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married didn’t she?? Lop off one leg and you have Heather Mills.
In case anyone cares, there was an Elyzabeth, pronounced, E-lie-zabeth on an episode of the Simpson’s. Maybe that’s where she got it. Don’t look at me like that. Just because I like The Simpson’s, Star Wars, Dr. Who (Tom Baker not the other crap)and science fiction doesn’t make me a ner- Oh dear God.
I’ve have too kissed a girl!
Even though she’s loopy, she’s rich. I’m sane and poor.
Isn’t her publicist the hypocrite here? She was the one promoting this… My mother didn’t raise me to use words like that.
Pasta - no offense, but I saw your comment on Batman earlier, and nerd you are not.
What saved me? The fact that I’ve kissed a girl? I can almost say booby *snicker* without giggling? That I’ve never played Dungeons & Dragons? I did see Dio in concert a bunch of times though.
What does she need a publicist for anyway? She doesn’t have a career that I’m aware of, now that she’s bilked Sir Paul out of millions. She needs to get a good investment advisor and go live in Greenland or something. Just… away.
I have to kind of go with Ben on this. What sort of greedy gremlin would even work as Heather Mills’ publicist? She was promoting the most hated woman in the UK, and possibly the US too. Either way, Mills not paying the woman for putting up with her psychotic breaks is pretty crap as well, but that’s what we have come to expect from her.
Wow- can you just imagine being the woman who has to try to put a positive spin on Heather Mills??? I don’t think you could pay anyone enough to do that. Dear god…how did she last four years? Although I think not paying someone who tells you you’re not God has to fall into a religious persecution thing somehow, right?
Pasta- dude, the fact that you distinguish between which version of Dr. Who you like seals your nerd status. But it’s okay. There’s a lot of us online. Some of us nerds *have* boobies. Don’t be ashamed of the geekitude.
NWB, Nerds with Boobies, hee hee hee. It’s pod racing on the Nintendo 64 for me, and original Star Trek. And Barry Manilow.
re: Heather Mills: WHEN will she just drop off the face of the earth?? God, she makes me sick.
I have to agree that I don’t hold the publicist in very high regard. It’s kinda like feeling sorry for Goebbels, isn’t it?
Don’t feel too bad about being a geek - some of us even get married and have kids. My wife named our daughter Kira (as in Kira Nerys on Deep Space Nine). I can say with pride though that I’ve never been to a single convention though, and primarily read Sci-fi literature. You can’t beat Dune for a long flight.
In all fairness to Heather Mills; (There is a sentence I NEVER thought I would type…) Not that I can tolerate her presence here on Earth, but Elyzabeth wasn’t exactly helping her cause. I have seen the evidence of this, the PR “work” she did, a wonderful reason to get a new PR hack. Even deluded Heather must have realized Elyzabeth was worse than useless. However; Heather, you should have canned her, replaced her, but paid off what you owed her, while still married to Macca, and he was paying your monthly expenses! That was you get the confidentiality agreement in exchange for back pay, a real PR flack, and some good PR out of it, while not paying. Not as Machiavellian as people think, are we Mucca? (I mean that in the most taunting and lest genuinely sympathetic way possible.) However, self absorbed and in her own world, yeah, that would sum up Heather, Goddess of Opportunity.
Personally I like several of the Doctor’s regeneration persons. Mainly though, I love Daleks. Imperial Daleks, the Cult of Scarro, and Davros himself, of course. I love them. I also have boobies.
She should be shopping for shrink not a flack.
See Pasta, you’re figuratively surrounded by NWB’s. And Scott F, my hubby wanted to name a girl Mara or Jaina from the SW novels. Mara was Luke’s Jedi girlfriend, Jaina was one of Han and Leia’s twins. Thank God no girls happened along. My firstborn has promised that his little brother will name a boy Aragorn for me.
Speaking of Doctor Who, remember when Heather wore this outfit to court? I could have sworn she was trying out to be the 11th Doctor.
It feels good to be surrounded by like minded geeks.
Aw, geek hug! I’ll dig out the Dr. Who Tom Baker scarf I knit, we can all wrap up in it in one geektastic gesture. : D
Simon, the minute I saw the pantsuit, I thought Romana (II) had given up her duties on Galifray and for some reason headed to the courts.
Geeks we are, and proud of it! However, since we have common sense, contact with reality, a fair to well developed moral compass, compassion (or at least recognition) and IQs over 80, I suppose none of us qualify for the Mills PR flack job description.
Oh well, I suppose I’ll go back to my Khaled War Room Diorama, I was adding more Daleks. Now that I think about it, a Dalek has a better moral compass than Heather Mills.
*GEEKHUGS* A cuddle in the scarf! Woohooo!
Continuing in the Dr. Who classic series vein, I would like to tell the world that I am a nerd and have touched boobies(giggle, giggle).
I know what you all are talking about with that hideous pantsuit outfit HM wore for her court appearance. It looked like something even Tom Baker would have K-9 blast at close range with the dog’s nose blaster.
I think Mills is desperately trying to change her image. She’s hired that wailing banshee Gloria Alred to represent her:(for what I have no idea). But as those of you from LA know, Gloria hates anything that owns a penis and she will try to get Mills what she deserves.