Comments on: Heather Mills Is Now Accepting Resumes

By: professor marius

professor marius — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:38:09 +0000

Continuing in the Dr. Who classic series vein, I would like to tell the world that I am a nerd and have touched boobies(giggle, giggle).

I know what you all are talking about with that hideous pantsuit outfit HM wore for her court appearance. It looked like something even Tom Baker would have K-9 blast at close range with the dog’s nose blaster.

I think Mills is desperately trying to change her image. She’s hired that wailing banshee Gloria Alred to represent her:(for what I have no idea). But as those of you from LA know, Gloria hates anything that owns a penis and she will try to get Mills what she deserves.

By: Chronic Malanga

Chronic Malanga — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:15:01 +0000

*GEEKHUGS* A cuddle in the scarf! Woohooo!

By: M from Toronto

M from Toronto — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 01:23:31 +0000

Simon, the minute I saw the pantsuit, I thought Romana (II) had given up her duties on Galifray and for some reason headed to the courts.
Geeks we are, and proud of it! However, since we have common sense, contact with reality, a fair to well developed moral compass, compassion (or at least recognition) and IQs over 80, I suppose none of us qualify for the Mills PR flack job description.
Oh well, I suppose I’ll go back to my Khaled War Room Diorama, I was adding more Daleks. Now that I think about it, a Dalek has a better moral compass than Heather Mills.

By: Phoenix

Phoenix — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 21:13:51 +0000

Aw, geek hug! I’ll dig out the Dr. Who Tom Baker scarf I knit, we can all wrap up in it in one geektastic gesture. : D

By: Chronic Malanga

Chronic Malanga — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 07:45:49 +0000

It feels good to be surrounded by like minded geeks.

By: Simon Scowl

Simon Scowl — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:51:53 +0000

Speaking of Doctor Who, remember when Heather wore this outfit to court? I could have sworn she was trying out to be the 11th Doctor.

By: llamasrule

llamasrule — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:40:08 +0000

See Pasta, you’re figuratively surrounded by NWB’s. And Scott F, my hubby wanted to name a girl Mara or Jaina from the SW novels. Mara was Luke’s Jedi girlfriend, Jaina was one of Han and Leia’s twins. Thank God no girls happened along. My firstborn has promised that his little brother will name a boy Aragorn for me.

By: Discordia

Discordia — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:07:47 +0000

She should be shopping for shrink not a flack.

By: M from Toronto

M from Toronto — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:14:48 +0000

In all fairness to Heather Mills; (There is a sentence I NEVER thought I would type…) Not that I can tolerate her presence here on Earth, but Elyzabeth wasn’t exactly helping her cause. I have seen the evidence of this, the PR “work” she did, a wonderful reason to get a new PR hack. Even deluded Heather must have realized Elyzabeth was worse than useless. However; Heather, you should have canned her, replaced her, but paid off what you owed her, while still married to Macca, and he was paying your monthly expenses! That was you get the confidentiality agreement in exchange for back pay, a real PR flack, and some good PR out of it, while not paying. Not as Machiavellian as people think, are we Mucca? (I mean that in the most taunting and lest genuinely sympathetic way possible.) However, self absorbed and in her own world, yeah, that would sum up Heather, Goddess of Opportunity.

Personally I like several of the Doctor’s regeneration persons. Mainly though, I love Daleks. Imperial Daleks, the Cult of Scarro, and Davros himself, of course. I love them. I also have boobies.

By: Scott F.

Scott F. — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:31:43 +0000

I have to agree that I don’t hold the publicist in very high regard. It’s kinda like feeling sorry for Goebbels, isn’t it?

Don’t feel too bad about being a geek - some of us even get married and have kids. My wife named our daughter Kira (as in Kira Nerys on Deep Space Nine). I can say with pride though that I’ve never been to a single convention though, and primarily read Sci-fi literature. You can’t beat Dune for a long flight.