Comments on: Barack’s “Rosie O’Donnell” Moment?

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:04:21 +0000

You shouldn’t bother. Because I know once the Obamassiah is elected he will lay hands on me, and with his mighty powers this jackass will be healed of my ignorance. But of course once I’m as smart as you I guess I’ll be damned to be forever unhappy. So it’s kinda like a Mobius strip. Now because of this I can’t tell whether I should commit suicide, or just go bowling.

My Savior?

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/5/8/2/obama_walking_on_water.jpg

By: Scott F.

Scott F. — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:58:36 +0000

Yeah Effy, it really matters WHY we entered the wars doesn’t it? Why not open a history book yourself you [Deleted. Cool it. -- MGMT]? It’s not like we weren’t helping BEFORE Pearl Harbor or anything! No, we didn’t pass Lend-Lease. We didn’t trade them destroyers and B-17s for bases in Iceland and Greenland that we started building up in preparation for our entry into the war. We hadn’t been helping the Chinese against the Japanese for nearly a decade. We never formed American squadrons in China and the UK to help them BEFORE we entered the war.

We surely weren’t sending supplies to the Soviets through Iran, the Arctic, and Siberia by way of Alaska. We didn’t provide millions of trucks, fighters, tanks, engineers, and tons of supplies. Absolutely NONE of those things was going on before we entered the war for our own selfish interest.

Why is it that so often those who accuse others of ignorance are f*cking morons themselves?

By: Effero

Effero — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:08:17 +0000

Scott F “Funny – I thought China was in possession of far more American business investments than Europe.” You thought wrong my friend. Chinese manufacturing is a different story.

“Yes! Because they’ve been so grateful to us for bailing them out of 2 world wars, rebuilding Europe with the Marshal Plan, cleaning up their messes in their former colonial holdings in Africa, Southeast Asia, and the Middle East – all while keeping Ivan from rolling over Western Europe like Hitler through Poland. We’d better get right on being grateful for all the they’ve done for us.”

Check your history books … when did we enter WW2? It wasn’t to bail them out. It was because our own soil was attacked.

Why do I bother. As they say ignorance is bliss and I am writing back and forth with 2 jackasses who sound happy as hell. Good luck in getting your boy McCain elected. Our country can use another 4 years of misery.

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:07:36 +0000

I’m thankful to Europeans for Michael Caine, Patrick McGoohan in “The Prisoner”, a beyond AWESOME series except for the terrible ending, and bunches of other stuff that didn’t really fit into a wise-ass answer but there you go.

By: Scott F.

Scott F. — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:04:36 +0000

“If it wasn’t for the Europeans helping carry our mortgages at the moment we might all be looking at a catastrophic financial meltdown.”

Funny – I thought China was in possession of far more American business investments than Europe.

“We all need to thank them for helping us.”

Yes! Because they’ve been so grateful to us for bailing them out of 2 world wars, rebuilding Europe with the Marshal Plan, cleaning up their messes in their former colonial holdings in Africa, Southeast Asia, and the Middle East – all while keeping Ivan from rolling over Western Europe like Hitler through Poland. We’d better get right on being grateful for all the they’ve done for us.

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:09:56 +0000

I have a friend with a BS, BA, and an MBA. He sells wine for a living. I don’t think he could fly a fighter jet, or be president of the U.S. either.

Europeans own my mortgage? No wonder I keep finding French people in my basement.

By: Effero

Effero — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:49:53 +0000

Yes Pastafarian … a BA, BS and MBA give me some background as to call McCain a wannabe. Did you forget they let W fly a F-102 Delta Dagger for the Texas National Guard? Flying a plane doesn’t give any type of background as to intellect. Hell, we sent a monkey into space as the first “manned” vehicle.

As far as your disregard for our European counterparts. Please take a look at the global economy my friend and see where the USA ranks. It may surprise you! If you look at GDP and start yelling USA USA USA … then you absolutely know nothing about finances. Please consider debt in the equation. If it wasn’t for the Europeans helping carry our mortgages at the moment we might all be looking at a catastrophic financial meltdown.

This perception that we don’t need the world is for inbred troglodytes. A world economy is a WORLD economy and it is NECESSARY for the world to help invest in America. We all need to thank them for helping us.

Wake up brother!

By: Pastafarian

Pastafarian — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:20:06 +0000

I for one am ecstatic that the Euro-Peons are waiting excitedly for a new U.S. president. I have lost a lot of sleep worrying what the good people of Slovakia thought of our leader.

Personally I’ve always hated the president of that one country over there. You know the poorer one? The one where there was a war for like 10 years? With the guy, that president that always smelled like last nights vodka, and venison? Yeah that one. I hope they get rid of him. Because it matters to me.

By: Frenchie

Frenchie — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:42:19 +0000

I would like to make a very important point though. Ruling a country means being able to communicate with the rest of the world. How many times have I been verbally abused while travelling abroad because I am an American? Many. How many of those times was the name of our president evoked as the reason for this extreme hatred? Every time.

I also get a lot of, “Ah well, I don’t hate Americans. As individuals you are very nice. It is just your president.”

How could we wish that on ourselves again?

Everytime talk turns to politics in France, Ireland, England, Germany, the Western world, it is always, “Do you think Obama will be elected?”

By: DaddysDarlin

DaddysDarlin — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:53:58 +0000

OMG, McCain didn’t break every campaign promise he made to the American people. How many times are you people going to continue to make excuses for Obama? How many more times does he have to outright lie to the American people to better serve his interests? How much more of this s*it are you going to take before you start to question his motives? What the hell is wrong with you? This isn’t my first rodeo, and I know an egotistical, arrogant, criminal when I see one. Is there something wrong with your eyesight? Your hearing?
It is beyond me why anyone would want to associate themselves with a man who has no character whatsoever, who says and does anything in order to gain what he wants, a man whose longest friendships are with known criminals. Does this not make you stop and think? We surround ourselves with like-minded people, don’t you think Obama does too?
I wonder where your minds are, what you could possibly have left to hold onto after one by one, he broke every promise he made to the American people. I smell a skunk, a Chicago style, say anything and do anything it takes to gain the prize you seek at the end, thug.