Quick followup on a story from a couple of weeks ago: Mario Lavandeira, AKA Perez Hilton, is suing Jonathan Wayne Lewandowski, AKA Jonathan Jaxson, for being mean to him. Hilton is more specific about it, of course, but once you strip away the legalese, that’s all it is. (The sordid details of their dispute are here, if you can stomach it.)
Jaxson has now announced that he’s fired his lawyer because he can’t afford the whole mess. In a post titled “Your (sic) Fired,” he writes:
So does this mean he wins? Possibly, but I will fight the best way I know on my own unless I am capable of retaining another attorney prior.
A recent story summed up the case the best and hopefully justice will be served in this silly thing. He has tons of money, but that shouldn’t equal justice for wrong doing (sic).
And the “story” link goes to my previous post about it. Thanks for reading, Jonathan! Almost makes me feel bad for calling you a “scumblogger.” Well, best of luck with your little slapfight. I’d say, “May the best man win,” but in this case none of those words apply.
If every celebrity sued Perez Hilton for what he said about them, he’d be bankrupt.
I don’t feel bad for Perez Hilton. Something about an overpaid socialite with the journalistic integrity of a sixteen year old girl finally given the same treatment he’s given unto others makes me smirk a little.
Oh. “May the best man win.” I get it. Because they’re bad non-men persons. Funny.
And “win” is a relative term.