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Archive for August, 2008

29
Aug

Fred Baron’s Son Replies to Deceiver’s Informed Questions About Rocketboom

The other day I asked what happened to the $800,000 that Andrew Baron’s father (and Rielle Hunter’s benefactor) Fred Baron had invested in Andrew’s videoblog Rocketboom. You certainly can’t see the money on the screen, so where did it all go? You can read that post here, and my previous posts on the John Edwards/Rocketboom link are here and here.

Now Andrew has replied. Here it is, in full:

I appreciate that we live in a world with checks and balances but it seems like the author of this blog is either on crack or working for Republican extremists.

As if they’re mutually exclusive!

Take it away, Loren Feldman:

It’s not for me to say whether Loren’s right or wrong, of course. Just collecting preliminary data.

In other John Edwards news: He won’t be holding public office again anytime soon, but you don’t have to worry about him becoming part of the America that can’t afford its mortgage payments. According to WBBM in Chicago:

The [University of Illinois] Illini Student Union booked the former senator this spring to speak Oct. 14 on “The American Dream.” Even though the speech will be free and open to the public, the signed contract calls for a $65,000 fee.

They may have gotten a bargain.

University spokesperson Robin Kaler told WBBM that after Edwards admitted to having an extramarital affair with Rielle Hunter, a documentary producer hired by his political action committee, the student union offered the former senator a chance to back out.

Instead, Kaler said, “We were told by the former senator’s agent that he was in fact booking more speaking engagements and had increased his price.”

Can you blame him? $65,000 will only pay for one private-jet trip to St. Croix for Rielle and the baby, with just enough left over for 37 haircuts. What’s he supposed to do the month after that?

Oh wait, Andrew’s dad pays for all that stuff. Never mind.

(Hat tip: Peachtree Pam)

28
Aug

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Strike Back

Sincerely pissed that her dad was running his mouth to the media (…again), Lindsay Lohan went on Access Hollywood to shut him down:

Lindsay says she’s tired of Michael publicly commenting on her mom Dina, sister Ali, and friend Samantha Ronson, and finds it unfortunate that he turns to the media to get attention.

“He’s out of control,” she told Access from the set of “Ugly Betty,” where she’s filming several guest appearances for the ABC show’s third season.

“I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love,” she said.

I’m no LiLo fan but she’s right on the money with this one. Also armed with an opinion about this creep of a father is Sam Ronson, the object of his scorn. From her MySpace blog (which, capitalization and punctuation aside, is significantly more coherent than certain other celebrity blogs):

SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bullied

i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

Oh snap. Lesbians: 1. Born-again deadbeat dads: 0.

27
Aug

How Much Does It Cost to Make a Rocketboom?

Does anybody know how much it costs to start a videoblog? Because I keep pondering that Valleywag story about Rielle Hunter’s best friend Fred Baron loaning his son Andrew $800,000 to start Rocketboom (and then suing to get it back). Where did all that money go? Let’s tally up Rocketboom’s expenses:

  • 1 pretty girl (preferably with large talents)
  • 1 video camera
  • 1 microphone
  • 1 small set (consisting of 1 desk, 1 chair, 1 world map, and 1 laptop)
  • 1 piece of paper for the girl to hold in front of her like a real live newscaster
  • 1 web server

What else? I guess they have to pay for the graphics and that type of stuff, and travel expenses for field pieces. According to Andrew, they have one writer, and according to Wikipedia, the entire staff consists of six people. Even Andrew himself has said: “The beauty of this all of course is that it can be done for so cheap.” And when you watch their videos, sorry, but they do not look like four-fifths of a million bucks.

So… where did all that money go?

Update: “What about bandwidth?” Andrew again:

“Aside from the minimal consumer equipment (laptop and camera) the only substantial cost besides salary (or lack thereof) is bandwidth. Yet bandwidth is so cheap and getting cheaper.”

And that was in 2005.

Coincidentally enough, Andrew filmed this 12/27/06 video for the John Edwards campaign, according to NewTeeVee:

Also via NewTeeVee, here’s Andrew’s description of that video (in a post that’s now missing from his Dembot blog):

Today Joanne, Chuck and I are out in New Orleans for a Rocketboom exclusive. We just filmed John Edwards’ first announcement that he is running for president. It’s actually an announcement of an announcement, so to speak. I then uploaded the video to YouTube and there ya have it folks, the rest is history.

It certainly is. And when it comes to this story, history has a tendency to disappear from the Web. Will this video be next?

Getting back to Andrew’s dad Fred, ABC News is getting all up in his face at the DNC. (Unfortunately I can’t link to ABC because they’re a bunch of lowdown research-rustlers, but do a Google News search if you’re so inclined.) They spotted him at “a private luncheon for top party donors and key senators,” and here’s the nut graf:

Baron, a longtime major contributor to Democratic candidates, would not answer questions from ABC News and walked away when he saw cameras.

Why would you go the DNC, which has the highest concentration of reporters per square inch in America this week, and then dodge those reporters? (The Dallas Morning News has more on this selfless humanitarian.)

In other J&R news:

Continue reading ‘How Much Does It Cost to Make a Rocketboom?’

27
Aug

Michael Lohan: Samantha Ronson Is A ‘Parasite’

Mazel tov to Michael Lohan and his bride-to-be Erin Muller, who happens to be 24. For those keeping track at home, MiLo is 48 and Lindsay is 22. I’m sure that marriage will be the real deal and not destined to fail in any way.

But the real story is barely news. Michael continues to delude himself about his role in his daughter’s life, calling LiLo constant companion Samantha Ronson a hanger-on:

“I’m not happy,” Michael Lohan says. “Ever since [Lindsay] got out of rehab and all these people came back into her life, things haven’t been right.

“People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn’t be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it’s not right. I’m done with them.”

O RLY? First of all, Sam is a DJ, a good one who was active in the circuit for a long time before Lindsay Lohan. So she works in nightclubs. Second, commentary on his parenting skills at this point would be redundant, as we at Deceiver.com have made our thoughts on the matter abundantly clear.

Dismissed.

26
Aug

This “Girl” Needs Some New Material

Remember when Madonna played at Live Earth? You know, Al Gore’s concert to remind us that WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM GLOBAL WARMING? The superannuated superstar even wrote Live Earth’s theme song, “Hey You,” which was all about how you need to stop living your life, you planet-killer you. Unfortunately for her, people started looking into her carbon footprint, and hey, you wouldn’t believe how gigantic it was. And they dug up some other little nitpicky things, like the fact that she was spending 10 grand a month on Earth-destroying bottled water. Details, details.

In response to being scrutinized by the little people, Madonna, via her spokesperson, claimed she was “educating herself and her family and has begun to make changes around her that reflect her awareness and concern for the future of the planet.” Pretty, pretty words!

Ecorazzi is holding her to those words, and they’re disappointed. According to them:

Environmental organizations got into the commenting zone last week when Madonna’s crew publicly released the amount of crap and resources going into her “Sticky and Sweet” tour. In particular, the peeps over at CarbonFootprint.com released figures showing that her 45-day concert extravaganza is equivalent to the carbon output of around 160 Britons — in one year…

Even odder? Madonna is plugging Global Warming activism on her tour!! In a video interlude of her song “Get Stupid”, she flashes several images of the planet being harmed — with slices of it slowly being taken away. There are even flashes of Al Gore on screen, along with those of Mahatma Gandhi, John Lennon, and Barack Obama. For some reason, she also grouped John McCain in with a montage that features Hitler. Really?!

Really.

Hey You: shut up!

26
Aug

Hayden Panettiere: Dad Beating Mom Was ‘Absolutely Nothing’

We didn’t report on the recent claims that Hayden Panettiere’s dad beat her mom during a drunken argument because that was a pretty sucky situation all around. We have standards.

But Hayden now seems to be a little delusional about what happened. She told Extra:

“That personal stuff was absolutely nothing. It was blown way out of proportion by a sheriff who wanted his fifteen minutes of fame. But my family is wonderful — they are so very happy. So we’re all great!”

Now I don’t expect her to break down on the red carpet and weep about how her family is currently outpacing the Lohans in the race for Worst Hollywood Parents.

But it seems dishonest to pretend that her dad punching her mom in the face for “disrespecting” him is totally happy family behavior. He is currently facing a felony count of domestic violence. Why dismiss that as “absolutely nothing”?

Pictured here is Hayden surrounded by and draped with dead cows. Just because.

25
Aug

Jenna Jameson is a Devout Catholic? (Filming “Slutty Convent School Girls IV” Doesn’t Count.)

UPDATE: For those of you who have asked privately (ahem…), the image at right is a Photoshop job. In other words, you can stop looking for an actual porn video of Jenna Jameson in a sexy nun’s habit. Sheesh!

When you’ve spent most of your adult professional life letting complete strangers pound your naughty bits to pieces while cameras roll, it’s hard to believe that your religious convictions are what guide you. But no one ever accused Jenna Jameson of being timid about anything. (Insert joke here about having “spunk.”)

I would have thought all that extended-play boot knocking would have positively shaken Jenna’s uterus off its engine-mounts by now, but guess who’s got a bun in the oven?

“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible,” she tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. “I’m so happy!”

She adds that she and boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, “are still in a state of shock” …

But the 34-year-old Jameson — who split from adult film studio owner Jay Grdina in 2006 and from porn star Brad Armstrong in 2001— said they have no plans to walk down the aisle.

“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!” she told Us. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps!” …

She previously told Us she discovered she was two months pregnant in November 2004 after being diagnosed with malignant melanoma. A day later, she miscarried due to the stress of cancer.

But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, “It was all in God’s plan.”

What a punchline! She’s a devout Catholic? Sure — and I’m that Chinese guy who circled the Bird’s Nest stadium on a flying harness to light the Olympic torch. Really!

Let’s count the Catholic miscues in this picture. Pregnancy out of wedlock? Not exactly part of the Baltimore Catechism. In vitro fertilization? Rome sayeth it’s a sin. Jenna’s divorced — another Catholic no-no. And what’s with the porn queen endorsing her own line of condoms? Last time I checked, the Pope had a real problem with that.

Honestly, this level of self-deception almost makes her whole on-again, off-again relationship with PETA’s anti-leather schtick look understandable. The chick just doesn’t have a decent grasp of true and false.

There’s an old saying about how screaming “OhmyGOD” in bed a lot doesn’t make you a religious person. Maybe Jenna’s just confused. And I’ll let the rest of you wax philosophical about all the time she’s spent on her knees.

25
Aug

Donald Trump Didn’t Buy Ed McMahon’s House After All

Donald Trump trumped up big time after backing out of a highly publicized offer to buy Ed McMahon’s trumping mansion.

The billionaire “television personality” was all too happy to enjoy positive press by playing cowboy this month and offering to rescue McMahon’s house from foreclosure.

The developer told the Los Angeles Times he doesn’t know McMahon personally, but acted out of compassion because helping out “would be an honor.”

McMahon, 85, who was Johnny Carson’s sidekick on the “Tonight” show for three decades, has not worked for about 18 months because of a neck injury. He defaulted on $4.8 million in mortgage loans with Countrywide Financial Corp.

McMahon’s spokesman, Howard Bragman, told The Associated Press that paperwork on the sale had not been completed but that McMahon was “very optimistic” the deal would go through.

“When I was at the Wharton School of Business I’d watch him every night,” Trump told the Times. “How could this happen?”

Not so fast — the house has sold, but not to Trump. According to his publicist:

“It’s a confidential deal, and the buyer wants anonymity, but I can tell you it is not Mr. Trump — and it’s not John McCain.”

I admit, I laughed at that one.

But way to go, Trump, for posing as the white knight but with no follow through. I almost believed you had it in you.

25
Aug

Could Rocketboom Blow Up What’s Left of John Edwards?

Loren Feldman is a tech blogger of some repute, apparently. Valleywag refers to him as “the Don Imus of Silicon Valley,” which may or may not be a compliment. Feldman, who’s not known for mincing words — I’m not sure what he is known for, but it’s not that — now has some free advice for Fred Baron. As you’ll recall, Baron is the former finance chair for the John Edwards campaign and, coincidentally, current benefactor of Rielle Hunter:

If that’s not a face and voice you want to experience for longer than 10 seconds, here’s a transcript of the relevant portion:

Here’s the first thing, bro. You gotta to stop talking to your kid. He’s got a big mouth, and he’s an imbecile. You already know this. You know this, okay? I know it’s a tough time for you, and you’re trying to circle the troops and get the family back together, but he’s the weak link. The weak link. You know what I’m saying? He’s got a big mouth, and he’s an imbecile involved in this blogging community. He’s already FriendFeeding and Twittering dates when you knew stuff and didn’t know stuff. He’s gonna get you in a lot of trouble, Fred.

“Your kid” is Andrew Baron, co-founder of the popular(?) videoblog Rocketboom. As Valleywag has noted, Rocketboom and the Edwards campaign go way back.

I checked Andrew’s Twitter page and FriendFeed page, and the Google caches of those pages, but I couldn’t find any mention of the Edwards/Hunter fiasco. Feldman’s video was posted on Aug. 15, and I think Google caches everything up to a week ago, right? So if Andrew did give out dates when his dad knew stuff and didn’t know stuff, he deleted it from both pages at some point between 8/15 and 8/18. Which would be par for the course, if you’ve been following this story.

(Hat tip: Fortunate Son)

However, Andrew did defend his dad in the comments at Valleywag:

My father is one of the most awesome people out there and has done more to help the world than most individuals are capable of.

Which seems kind of odd, considering he was commenting on a post about how his own dad sued him to recover the $800,000 he invested in Rocketboom. Awesome!

Update: Okay, I did find some comments from Andrew Baron on the FriendFeed page for uber-techblogger Dave Winer. On 8/10, Winer said (hyperlink mine):

So [Robert] Scoble is famous cause [sic] he took a picture of Edwards with his mistress (he didn’t know) but there’s someone else in the blogging community who is connected to this affair, but he has yet to come forward and offer a perspective. I’ve been wondering whether I shoudl [sic] say anything about it.

And Andrew replied:

If you mean me, I’m still waiting to hear back from my Dad [sic], but in the meantime, I decided that I am very pissed off at JRE - he put his own personal ego way above the good of the world. I just cant [sic] even fathom how he could go so far when the steaks [sic] are so high. Had he become elected the nominee and then people found out, Mccain [sic] might have won and the amount of damage it would do the world is just unfathomable. Hard to imagine a more selfish act.

Andrew made several other comments on the same page, including this one:

I was likely trusted by the JRE campaign because of my Dad [sic], but in 2004 I established a relationship with their online dept [sic] myself. And Im [sic] pretty proud of that actually. I was somewhat of a non-offical [sic] advisor. I was then trying to help the campaign with their video efforts for the 2008 election and was often asked what I thought of Hunters [sic] videos - to which I always replied that I didn’t think they were very effective. With regards to the trip, the online dept [sic] wanted videobloggers to cover it and asked Rocketboom (so I asked Chuck on our behalf) and I also recommended Scoble. Rocketboom’s relationship to JRE was often disclosed on Rocketboom and I always spoke freely about my Dad [sic] to people, like Dave for instance.

(I’m not sure who “Chuck” is.) And finally, Andrew said:

Update: I just spoke with my dad. He said that he had no knowledge whatsoever of John Edwards [sic] affair and just learned about it for the first time about 2 weeks ago.

Which is of course the official line. It makes complete sense that for the better part of a year, Fred Baron has been spending huge amounts of cash on Rielle Hunter and the Andrew Young family, shuttling them all over the place to help them dodge the National Enquirer’s story about John & Rielle’s affair… without having any knowledge whatsoever of John & Rielle’s affair. Why would you even try to connect the two?

Anyway, maybe this is what Loren Feldman was talking about. And now we can add the techblogging community to the story. It’s just another sign that Edwards had no clue what he was getting into when he became the “Internet-savvy candidate.” Actually, if there’s anything he did have a clue about, please let me know.

More J&R stuff:

Continue reading ‘Could Rocketboom Blow Up What’s Left of John Edwards?’

24
Aug

Sophie Monk Spells Vegetarian “K-F-C”

A big Deceiver welcome to readers from The Australian and The Daily Telegraph. G’Day Mates!

In October 2007 when Sophie Monk did a naked pinup ad for PETA, the animal rights group released a companion video in which the Aussie pop star (best known for once being engaged to Benji Madden) said she had been a vegetarian since age 18. Monk also had this to say about anyone who would dare eat at a KFC:

I think the message to KFC eaters [is that] you should think about what you’re eating. If you’re eating deformed animals that are being induced by hormones, you know, it can not be good for you.

Six months later, paparazzi from X17 shot some video of Monk exiting a KFC in Hollywood. But it was impossible to know if she actually bought any food. (Maybe she just needed a bathroom. It happens. I once snuck into the bathroom of a raw-food and smoothie bar when Nature called, even though there was no way I was ever going to actually eat there.)

That was in April. Fast-forward four more months to Thursday, August 21. Same Hollywood KFC (check out the etched vandalism on the door in the first photo below — it matches the X17 video). And there’s Sophie, carrying a bag with a tell-tale KFC chicken box. The kind they serve a three-piece dinner in. And this was not shot in Canada, where there might be a vegetarian “chicken” meal lurking inside.

I bet if Miss Thang had stayed engaged to Benji, she would have enough money by now to hire someone to run out for her fried chicken. I’m just saying.

Gee, I wonder when PETA will take down its web page claiming that Sophie doesn’t eat meat? Yep — probably never. I’m wondering if she ever was a vegetarian. I wonder if Las Vegas oddsmakers take wagers on Pam Anderson having a closet full of mink coats. Right about now, I’d bet on it.

Bonus Points: The last picture in the gallery above is from a grocery trip Sophie took right after her KFC trip. I enhanced the grocery bag so we could take a look at the contents, and what do we have here? Yogurt. Another PETA no-no. Cruelty to cows, you know…




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