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Aug

John Edwards Actually Used to Like the Internet

In the two weeks since the National Enquirer allegedly caught John Edwards red-handed, most of the press has treated the Rielle Hunter story like it’s coated with anthrax. The newspapers haven’t touched it, except in opinion columns about why the newspapers haven’t touched it. 24/7 cable news has spent maybe 10 minutes on it, tops. Network news? Shyeah, right.

But the Internet has been all over it. We’ve been filling the role the news used to. (Whether that’s good or not is up to the reader.) Not to get all triumphalist about it, but we’ve kept this legitimate news story in play and uncovered some very interesting facts. And now Edwards has to decide if he’s even going to set foot in the Democratic National Convention, let alone speak there. All because of a story that hasn’t even been alluded to by Brian Williams, Charlie Gibson, or Katie Couric, but that everybody knows about anyway. Unless you’ve only got two sites bookmarked, Wikipedia and Daily Kos, you’re better informed about this story than you’d be if you only consumed “legitimate” news.

All of which makes Adam Nagourney’s August 1, 2007 story for the International Herald Tribune, “Edwards Campaign Becomes Internet-Savvy,” incredibly ironic:

After running a decidedly traditional race for the White House in 2004 and in the early stages of this contest, Edwards has quietly overhauled his campaign with one central goal: to harness the Internet and the political energy that liberal Democrats are sending coursing through it.

In a slow but striking power shift, advisers who champion the political power of the Web have eclipsed the coterie of advisers who long dominated Edwards’s inner circle, both reflecting and intensifying his transformation into a more populist, aggressive candidate…

The populist message that Edwards offered with a sunny face to living rooms of Iowans in 2004 is this time offered with indignation and anger, replete with us-against-them attacks on President George W. Bush, establishment Washington, the wealthy and the media. And his campaign is methodically pitching it directly at the Web audience.

“The Internet is the principal way we are communicating with voters right now,” Elizabeth Edwards said in an interview.

But now, one short year later, the Internet is the principal way they’re trying to impede communication. That is, assuming they have anything to do with the obvious efforts to scrub any trace of Rielle-ity from the Web. (I’ve been talking about this to anybody who’ll listen, here, here, here, and here.)

And consider this quote from Edwards’ senior campaign advisor Joe Trippi:

“The one thing is, in a strange way, Edwards and Elizabeth — Elizabeth in particular, but Edwards, too — get it that the old way doesn’t work, that you need to use the Internet, blogs, technology, YouTube, to reach out to people.”

But apparently they don’t get that once you reach those people, there are no takebacks. No matter how deep the memory hole is, there’s always going to be somebody with a reeeeeally long fishing line.

(Hat tip, once again, to “Fortunate Son”)

In Other Edwards Non-News: Byron York at National Review talks to Enquirer managing editor David Perel, and Aaron Barnhart at the Kansas City Star looks at this “teachable moment” in history. They also give shout-outs to Deceiver’s coverage, which is primarily why I’m linking to them nice. And the National Journal’s Blogometer read yesterday’s 1,200-word Edwards post, or at least the first sentence.

Update: Well, the National Enquirer got me to do something I’ve never done before: purchase a copy of the National Enquirer. It’s the Aug. 11 edition, which doesn’t have THE PHOTOS EVERYONE’S BEEN WAITING FOR!, but it does have a picture of the mysterious Bob McGovern. If you’ve ever wondered what a professional “intuitive” looks like, here he is on p. 27:

Bob McGovern

07
Aug

Angelina Jolie Micromanages Her Kids’ Lives

In an interview with Hello! magazine, Angelina Jolie casually mentions that she’s selected a career for megacute tot Zahara:

Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie is planning to build an AIDS clinic in Ethiopia for her daughter Zahara to manage when she grows up.

Jolie will make a trip to her adopted daughter’s native country to discuss building the clinic as part of the work of the Jolie-Pitt Foundation, a charity she set up with her husband Brad Pitt in 2006 for humanitarian aid around the world.

“We will be building a Tuberculosis/AIDS clinic in Ethiopia. The one we plan for Zahara to take over when she is older,” Jolie told Britain’s Hello magazine.

Zahara could very well grow up to want to become a philanthropist like her mum. But Angelina seems to have forgotten that era when she resented her father for pushing her into show business, even dropping his name so she wouldn’t be associated with him.

And as a teenager, she didn’t even want to be an actress; she considered a career as a funeral director instead.

Perhaps she ought to remember that not everyone grows up to be what they wanted to be when they were three years old. (Except for me, I’ve always wanted to dish dirt on really good-looking people.)

07
Aug

Tila Tequila Disagrees That The Shot Must Go On

The airwaves just got a little less skanky: Tila Tequila won’t be back for a third season of A Shot of Love.

Tequila tells In Touch magazine she’s found real love with new girlfriend Courtenay Semel, and doesn’t want to jeopardize her new relationship by cavorting with wannabe lovers on TV.

She says, “MTV asked me to do another season, but I don’t want to do that right now. I’m going to do something else with my life. It’s time to move on.”

Tequila was “humiliated” at the end of her show’s second season when Playboy model contestant Kristy Morgan dumped her during a highly-charged finale, but now she insists she’s found true romance with Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel’s daughter, a former party pal of Lindsay Lohan’s.

Having a real-life significant other hasn’t stopped her before. But duh, her ex-boyfriend probably wasn’t the offspring of a billionaire.

I’m so naive sometimes.

07
Aug

For Bill Clinton, “Monogamy” Means Only Having One Extramarital Conquest At A Time

 

I really can’t find a way to improve on the raw news coverage, since I’m too busy rubbing my eyes in that Jon Stewart Daily Show fashion that you all know so well.

So here it is, from London’s Independent. Prepare to spit out your drink.

Bill Clinton made a plea yesterday for a new emphasis on monogamy as a key element in the battle against AIDS.

The former US president, not noted for his ability to keep his own marriage vows, said it was very important to change people’s attitudes to sex.

In an interview with the BBC recorded in Africa, Mr Clinton said that increasing support for monogamy was not just a problem for the continent worst hit by AIDS but for the world.

“To pretend we can ever get hold of this without dealing with that – the idea of unprotected sexual relations with unlimited numbers of partners – I think would be naïve,” he said.

Oh.

My.

God.




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