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Aug
08

Tila Tequila Disagrees That The Shot Must Go On

The airwaves just got a little less skanky: Tila Tequila won’t be back for a third season of A Shot of Love.

Tequila tells In Touch magazine she’s found real love with new girlfriend Courtenay Semel, and doesn’t want to jeopardize her new relationship by cavorting with wannabe lovers on TV.

She says, “MTV asked me to do another season, but I don’t want to do that right now. I’m going to do something else with my life. It’s time to move on.”

Tequila was “humiliated” at the end of her show’s second season when Playboy model contestant Kristy Morgan dumped her during a highly-charged finale, but now she insists she’s found true romance with Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel’s daughter, a former party pal of Lindsay Lohan’s.

Having a real-life significant other hasn’t stopped her before. But duh, her ex-boyfriend probably wasn’t the offspring of a billionaire.

I’m so naive sometimes.

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26 Responses to “Tila Tequila Disagrees That The <em>Shot</em> Must Go On”


  1. 1 Kim Aug 7th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Thank god.

  2. 2 Aleric Aug 7th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    I keep thinking that if I pour enough salt on her she would shrivel up like the money grubbing slug she resembles.

  3. 3 Pastafarian Aug 7th, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    She was humiliated huh? I would think being on VH1 was humiliating enough.

  4. 4 Ruby Aug 7th, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Sadly, pasta, I have to point out that she was on MTV. I guess I see MTV as being just a touch skankier than the “reality” of VH1. Just a smidge.

  5. 5 StrawberryGirl Aug 7th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    How did this miniature slut get famous in the first place?

  6. 6 Jenn Aug 7th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    Oh yah - this relationship is going to last.

  7. 7 Mr. Sleepyhead Aug 7th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    Ding! Your celebrity timer is up and 15 minutes is over. STFU and move on.

    Yet I sense PETA has found another spokesperson.

  8. 8 Toubrouk Aug 7th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    She’s just a skank running another skank show. Why should we care?

  9. 9 llamasrule Aug 7th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Yeah, Ruby, Pasta, MTV is skankier, or was the last time I checked about 5 years ago.

  10. 10 Jenny Aug 7th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    I seem to recall that her “claim to fame” was getting friended a lot on MySpace. As we all know, that truly makes you a great person that needs to get their word out via reality television.

  11. 11 Pastafarian Aug 7th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    VH1, MTV, what’s the difference?

  12. 12 Rocko Aug 7th, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    Preach on Pasta.

  13. 13 Zorg the Defender Aug 7th, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    This improves television content by 100% I watched Shot of Love once and I needed a shot of penicillin.

  14. 14 Phoenix Aug 7th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    I’m waiting for the Tila/Lohan show, where Dina tries to get her 13 going on 30 daughter to “realize” that she might be a lesbian too, thanks to Tila’s guidance.

  15. 15 Christina X Aug 8th, 2008 at 12:49 am

    She’s as as shallow and dead behind the eyes as the horny teenaged boys who jack off to her.

  16. 16 rich b Aug 8th, 2008 at 3:17 am

    Why anyone would watch this phony fu**ing crap is one of life’s great mysteries. MTV lost what little credibility they had many years ago for dumping Puck off the Real World for being…..REAL.

    Then they come along with all the other fake “reality” shows that are about as authentic as sound in outer space. Now they have this little Skanky Douchebag pretending to be gay. She’s a fraud, but then again, that fits right in with MTV and their bullshit politically correct junk shows.

  17. 17 Chronic Malanga Aug 8th, 2008 at 4:11 am

    At least she’s going away. It might be the only intelligent thing she’s ever done.

  18. 18 flirt Aug 8th, 2008 at 11:20 am

    True, Christina X. Now I feel like I need a shower.

  19. 19 Ruby Aug 8th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    Well, Pasta, I guess the difference is how people perceive MTV versus VH1. Stereotypically VH1 has older viewers - i.e. less impressionable viewers. MTV still somehow appeals to younger viewers, which makes me both weep and vomit for the future. I mean, seriously, you’ll never want to stab your eyes out more than when you’re watching Next or Date my Mom.

    Content-wise, though, there is little difference between the level of skank exhibited in, let’s say, Rock of Love and Shot at Love. But since A Shot at Love is intended for teenage viewers and Rock of Love is intended for people who remember Bret Michaels…I think MTV is skankier. VH1 has fewer trashy shows as well, while MTV has absolute garbage like the previously mentioned Next or Date my Mom.

    Also, I just woke up, so if this doesn’t make a lot of sense I apologize.

  20. 20 Pastafarian Aug 8th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    I don’t watch either one so it really doesn’t matter much to me. I’m actually ancient enough to remember when MTV was brand new. And if you added it all up I swear I haven’t seen more than one hour of MTV in my entire life.

    I just wasn’t, and am not at all interested in anything that happens on those channels.

  21. 21 Zorg the Defender Aug 8th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    It’s odd, but I lost all interest in MTV when I stopped doing drugs. Strange coincedence, no?

  22. 22 Christina X Aug 9th, 2008 at 1:33 am

    The difference between MTV and VH1 is that MTV is more programmed toward, immateure, neurotic, and unlikeable shallow college students who wonder why they can’t get dates; VH1 is geared toward has-beens and wannabe has-beens.

    Meaning that in a few years from today and Tila finally chubs up or loses her “charm”, you’ll see her on one of those trite celebreality shows.

  23. 23 Chronic Malanga Aug 9th, 2008 at 4:24 am

    I miss the days when MTV was just somewhere to watch videos for a few mind numbing minutes in between chores. It makes me almost physically ill to watch anything on MTV nowadays, and I don’t care if I am showing my age.

  24. 24 katie Aug 9th, 2008 at 7:57 am

    MTV has gone down the drain completely.. and i’m so glad this no talent slut isn’t back for a third season. i’ve never watched her show but hearing about it made me sick. so she’s a myspace hoe with a lot of friends? and? that makes her qualified for some crap reality show? mtv is always trying to shove some loser down our throats, and now it’s time they find a new person i guess!

  25. 25 katie Aug 9th, 2008 at 7:58 am

    oh and i’m sure her new “relationship” will last forrrrrever!

  26. 26 elvisgrace Aug 15th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    The CDC wouldn’t allow a third season to be filmed in the U.S., and no other country in the world would allow her and her cooties entry. The UN was gonna let he have Antarctica, but the tap-dancing penguins learned judo.

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