The airwaves just got a little less skanky: Tila Tequila won’t be back for a third season of A Shot of Love.
Tequila tells In Touch magazine she’s found real love with new girlfriend Courtenay Semel, and doesn’t want to jeopardize her new relationship by cavorting with wannabe lovers on TV.
She says, “MTV asked me to do another season, but I don’t want to do that right now. I’m going to do something else with my life. It’s time to move on.”
Tequila was “humiliated” at the end of her show’s second season when Playboy model contestant Kristy Morgan dumped her during a highly-charged finale, but now she insists she’s found true romance with Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel’s daughter, a former party pal of Lindsay Lohan’s.
Having a real-life significant other hasn’t stopped her before. But duh, her ex-boyfriend probably wasn’t the offspring of a billionaire.
I’m so naive sometimes.






Thank god.
I keep thinking that if I pour enough salt on her she would shrivel up like the money grubbing slug she resembles.
She was humiliated huh? I would think being on VH1 was humiliating enough.
Sadly, pasta, I have to point out that she was on MTV. I guess I see MTV as being just a touch skankier than the “reality” of VH1. Just a smidge.
How did this miniature slut get famous in the first place?
Oh yah - this relationship is going to last.
Ding! Your celebrity timer is up and 15 minutes is over. STFU and move on.
Yet I sense PETA has found another spokesperson.
She’s just a skank running another skank show. Why should we care?
Yeah, Ruby, Pasta, MTV is skankier, or was the last time I checked about 5 years ago.
I seem to recall that her “claim to fame” was getting friended a lot on MySpace. As we all know, that truly makes you a great person that needs to get their word out via reality television.
VH1, MTV, what’s the difference?
Preach on Pasta.
This improves television content by 100% I watched Shot of Love once and I needed a shot of penicillin.
I’m waiting for the Tila/Lohan show, where Dina tries to get her 13 going on 30 daughter to “realize” that she might be a lesbian too, thanks to Tila’s guidance.
She’s as as shallow and dead behind the eyes as the horny teenaged boys who jack off to her.
Why anyone would watch this phony fu**ing crap is one of life’s great mysteries. MTV lost what little credibility they had many years ago for dumping Puck off the Real World for being…..REAL.
Then they come along with all the other fake “reality” shows that are about as authentic as sound in outer space. Now they have this little Skanky Douchebag pretending to be gay. She’s a fraud, but then again, that fits right in with MTV and their bullshit politically correct junk shows.
At least she’s going away. It might be the only intelligent thing she’s ever done.
True, Christina X. Now I feel like I need a shower.
Well, Pasta, I guess the difference is how people perceive MTV versus VH1. Stereotypically VH1 has older viewers - i.e. less impressionable viewers. MTV still somehow appeals to younger viewers, which makes me both weep and vomit for the future. I mean, seriously, you’ll never want to stab your eyes out more than when you’re watching Next or Date my Mom.
Content-wise, though, there is little difference between the level of skank exhibited in, let’s say, Rock of Love and Shot at Love. But since A Shot at Love is intended for teenage viewers and Rock of Love is intended for people who remember Bret Michaels…I think MTV is skankier. VH1 has fewer trashy shows as well, while MTV has absolute garbage like the previously mentioned Next or Date my Mom.
Also, I just woke up, so if this doesn’t make a lot of sense I apologize.
I don’t watch either one so it really doesn’t matter much to me. I’m actually ancient enough to remember when MTV was brand new. And if you added it all up I swear I haven’t seen more than one hour of MTV in my entire life.
I just wasn’t, and am not at all interested in anything that happens on those channels.
It’s odd, but I lost all interest in MTV when I stopped doing drugs. Strange coincedence, no?
The difference between MTV and VH1 is that MTV is more programmed toward, immateure, neurotic, and unlikeable shallow college students who wonder why they can’t get dates; VH1 is geared toward has-beens and wannabe has-beens.
Meaning that in a few years from today and Tila finally chubs up or loses her “charm”, you’ll see her on one of those trite celebreality shows.
I miss the days when MTV was just somewhere to watch videos for a few mind numbing minutes in between chores. It makes me almost physically ill to watch anything on MTV nowadays, and I don’t care if I am showing my age.
MTV has gone down the drain completely.. and i’m so glad this no talent slut isn’t back for a third season. i’ve never watched her show but hearing about it made me sick. so she’s a myspace hoe with a lot of friends? and? that makes her qualified for some crap reality show? mtv is always trying to shove some loser down our throats, and now it’s time they find a new person i guess!
oh and i’m sure her new “relationship” will last forrrrrever!
The CDC wouldn’t allow a third season to be filmed in the U.S., and no other country in the world would allow her and her cooties entry. The UN was gonna let he have Antarctica, but the tap-dancing penguins learned judo.