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Archive for August 11th, 2008

11
Aug

T-shirts? Or Maybe You’d Rather Have A “Deceiver” Thong…

That magical, legendary day has finally arrived.

Until this afternoon, “Deceiver.com” t-shirts, trucker hats, and tote bags were only available from upmarket design boutiques and haute couture shops that just sell you overpriced organic cotton and hand-loomed Vietnamese silk chiffon, and you know you’re only paying for the label anyway.

Today, that all changes.

Ladies aaaaaaand gentlemen! And Deceiver addicts of all ages! We present to you — The CafePress Deceiver Emporium!

It’s never too early to start that Christmas shopping.

Our first order of business tomorrow, incidentally, is going to be to send a shirt and a bumper sticker to every mainstream media outlet that cribbed Simon Scowl’s work on the Rielle Hunter story since Friday. No excuses next time.

If we owe you a free t-shirt from a previous contest, drop us a line (tips@deceiver.com) and remind us. Otherwise, get out those credit cards and shop! Holly needs new shoes.

11
Aug

Hayden Sez: Save The Whales, Screw The Homeless

The Whaleman Foundation’s motto is “Bringing whales and mankind together to preserve and protect our world.” Is it just me, or have the humans being doing all the heavy lifting so far? I think it’s time for the cetacean creatures to start pulling their considerable weight.

Hayden Panettiere might disagree, since she spent last night hosting a benefit for the Whaleman group (not to be confused with the Blue Man Group, another truly deserving charity). JustJared has a photo gallery of Hayden looking all hostess-y with Eva Longoria, another noted marine scientist.

But while the “Heroes” starlet is busy raising bucks for needy baleines (I wonder if they served beluga caviar — wouldn’t that be ironic…), apparently she’s not all that fond of needy people.

Star Magazine reports:

Hayden Panettiere proved to be not so heroic to a San Diego homeless man panhandling at the Comic-Con event she was attending.

While the Heroes cutie was outside taking a break, a homeless man approached her and asked for some change. When Hayden reached into her purse and realized the smallest bill she had was a twenty, she asked him if he could break it!

“When he said no, she apologized and assured him that she would find him later,” the source says.

I’m sure Hayden spent her entire afternoon looking for a homeless guy outside Comic-Con, desperately seeking a home for a quarter or two. Actually, she probably told her assistants what the guy looked like and had them find him: “He’s, like, really yucky looking, and he has horrible skin, and he never moisturizes. And that hair! Oh… my… God… Tell him he has got to save up for an Aveda cleanse.”

You stay classy, cheerleader!

11
Aug

Jessica Simpson Should Have Thought This One Through

Oh lawd.

Jessica Simpson reportedly announced to boyfriend Tony Romo’s parents that she is pregnant (although it appears it was a false positive). They didn’t react exactly the way she probably had hoped:

“There was a huge fight on July 18 at the Romo home,” a source close to the family told The Enquirer. “Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family.

“The news resulted in dead silence. Then Tony’s dad Ramiro said, ‘You’re not married. this is crazy!’ Tony’s mom Joan joined in, demanding, ‘How can you do this to us?’”

Jessica, 28, said her home pregnancy test showed a positive result and that she was heading for a doctor to find out for sure.

A spokesperson for Jessica says she is not pregnant, but pals say it’s not for lack of trying.

“Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive,” confided an insider.

Jesscia Simpson as aspiring shotgun bride is a long way from Jessica Simpson, virgin until the honeymoon. I mean, way to ruin a family dinner there, Jess.

11
Aug

Deceiver Scoops New York Times (And ABC News!)

If you’re curious about Bob McGovern, the Santa Barbara professional “intuitive” who’s in the middle of the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter scandal, please humor me and take this two-step test:

  1. Read this. Pay particular attention to the date on it.
  2. Read this. Try to find a link, or any reference whatsoever, to step 1.

Weird, huh? Deceiver was the only place talking about this stuff for at least a week and a half, but all of a sudden everybody else has been doing original research on the Margaret Sweet connection the whole time? Or maybe it doesn’t count as research when we do it, since we’re just a silly gossip blog with a hot-pink logo. Maybe that’s it. (Please see Update 3 below for a more thorough explanation of this.)

    Dear Serge F. Kovaleski, Patrick Healy, Toby Lyles, and everybody else at the New York Times:

    You know the blogs and tabloids beat you to this story. Everybody knows. It wasn’t exactly difficult, considering you guys waited almost three weeks for John Edwards to give you permission. You’re not going to salvage your reputation by pretending otherwise.

    Also, somebody should talk to your headline writer. “Behind a Meeting That Exposed Edwards’s Affair”? Why not just type out the equivalent number of Z’s?

    Signed,
    Your uncredited researcher

Update: Looks like ABC News doesn’t think we’re worth citing either. Watch this video, and pay close attention about 43 seconds in. Where did they get the URL for the cached copy (now blocked) of Being Is Free? According to Google Blog Search, Deceiver was the first place to note the existence of that URL (here), and only a few other places have linked to it, at our prompting. If I seem nitpicky about this, it’s because for weeks I’ve been hammering on the disappearance of all sorts of online information about the principals in this story. And nobody’s been paying attention. Or so I thought, until these guys started acting like they pulled this stuff out of thin air. Don’t they talk about attribution in journalism school? (Hat tip, once again: Fortunate Son)

Update 2: And just so it doesn’t look like I’m doing the same thing: I got an anonymous tip about the Egyptian Wayback Machine cache of beingisfree.org, which in turn probably derived from this Twitter by the Stranahans. And the Margaret Sweet stuff came from a tipster too. So I wasn’t the first person in the history of the world to find out about it. But Deceiver was the only place where the NYT and ABC could have found that specific information about the deletions, what was there before the deletions, and what it all means in the context of this whole disaster, because Deceiver was the first to cover it. (To my knowledge, Jossip and DBKP are the only other places that have talked about it in any detail, and they gave us proper attribution and a link for showing it to them. Because they realize why that’s important.) As far as I can determine, anyway. If somebody out there has better information, please let me know.

Update 3: Another thing I don’t think I made clear above is that there was a very brief window of time when this information was available. The beingisfree.org cache was discovered on 7/26, I posted about it on 7/30 and 7/31, and it was blocked on 8/2. If a few other people and I hadn’t saved it to our hard drives, it would be completely gone now. Likewise, the “Helpful Dudes” page on MargaretSweet.com was deleted on 7/24, I got the tip about the Google cache with the relevant info on 7/31 and posted about it that day, and the next day the cache was updated and that info was gone. So I’m very confident in saying that if this stuff hadn’t been posted to Deceiver, we wouldn’t be seeing it on ABC and in the NYT now. They need to explain themselves. Not that I think they will, because they’re too arrogant to admit how much they’ve embarrassed themselves throughout this whole story, but they need to.

In other news that apparently isn’t news until some jerk at the New York Times pretends he found it himself:

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