Oh lawd.
Jessica Simpson reportedly announced to boyfriend Tony Romo’s parents that she is pregnant (although it appears it was a false positive). They didn’t react exactly the way she probably had hoped:
“There was a huge fight on July 18 at the Romo home,” a source close to the family told The Enquirer. “Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family.
“The news resulted in dead silence. Then Tony’s dad Ramiro said, ‘You’re not married. this is crazy!’ Tony’s mom Joan joined in, demanding, ‘How can you do this to us?’”
Jessica, 28, said her home pregnancy test showed a positive result and that she was heading for a doctor to find out for sure.
A spokesperson for Jessica says she is not pregnant, but pals say it’s not for lack of trying.
“Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive,” confided an insider.
Jesscia Simpson as aspiring shotgun bride is a long way from Jessica Simpson, virgin until the honeymoon. I mean, way to ruin a family dinner there, Jess.
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Tony:
Think “condoms” and “pre-nuptuial agreement.” Otherwise, drop the skank and find another bimbo.
“Jesscia Simpson as aspiring shotgun bride is a long way from Jessica Simpson, virgin until the honeymoon.”
Since she’s divorcee, she can no longer be a virgin bride. Unless, in her delusional world of faux-reality, she believes that a trip to the Virgin Islands will have a revirginating effect.
Hey, if it worked for lil’ sis, there’s no reason to think it wouldn’t work for her!
Not sure what the big deal is outside of Romo’s parents acting like selfish a**holes more concerned about themselves than their son and his gf.
And darn it, before you get pregnant Jessica, how about a little Playboy spread first…..just asking is all.
Is she hypocritical or just stupid?
‘You’re not married…”
Does this mean the parents are traditional or religious? Doesn’t traditional come from religion (ish)? If so, then what about the premarital sex part? I like how most religious folks are only ‘practising’ half the time.
I like how the parents had no idea that people can get pregnant outside of wedlock, apparently, and took it as a personal attack that Jessica could do such a thing to them. Perhaps they should take this as a sign to break it all off, considering what a warm and friendly environment the potential in-laws are creating.
There’s a reason why condoms are useful. Jessica Simpson needs to use one every so often.
This really shouldn’t be on Deceiver.com. It seems that Jessica and Tony were doing everything in their power to prove they weren’t deceiving anyone, especially his parents.
The parents weren’t being deceitful either; selfish and shallow, yes, but deceitful, no.
i used to have respect for her no, no silly not for her vocals, she sounds horrible and has seizures when she sings, i meant for her morals she was a virgin when she married nick and seemed innocently naive and now well it seems she’s been with so many guys and she changes who she is to be the girl they want. who does this?? you date people you are compatible with and have common interest and if it doesn’t work then move on right?until you find mr. right? if you change yourself then your not being who you are no wonder she doesn’t know who the hell she is…i think she is a fake and if she can’t be true and stay who she is how does she expect people to believe that she is the real deal…she is no country or artist dont by this load of crap she is tryin to sell her record by selling her skanky fat ass!
If Tony Romo marries this potato chip, he deserves every bit of misery that WILL follow. Right now my guess is that right now Nick Lachey is realizing what the mud pit of ignorance he escaped before it destroyed him.
Boy, that sounds to me like, “Ok, we get that you are boffing a dumb blonde, but really son, you don’t need to buy this cow. And by cow we mean, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.”
Since there is not much info on this story here you have to go with what you read: “Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family.”
That would tell us that he was there for the false positive and thought the same as her. Hard to read it the other way. So the negativity of all the idiots posting here is due to them just projecting their hatred for her. Sad indeed. Most likely jealous because she is hotter than them. May I suggest losing some weight? Perhaps you won’t feel so angry towards those that are in better shape than your fat rear? And those that make fun of her singing: I’m sure you are fans of her sister instead, no? Morons.
Sure, Romo may not have been there but the reports don’t tell you that. With such little info you all expose your idiocy. I’ll gladly retract what I say about all your low levels of intelligence if further facts come out but you know I’m right.
And before you all spend the energy to get off the couch and waddle over to your computer to write a reply: you know I’m right about you so just sit back, relax, have another candy bar and keep hating the world you live in. Trust me, it is much easier that way.
Her sister is being more talked about now than Jessica is. And Jessica has a new country album to promote. Pop music and movies didn’t work out for her. So now she’s whoring herself to country fans who booed her the other week when she was performing. But her entire family is a joke and complete hypocrites. They preached morality and religions and God when everyone knew it was all a lie.
A pregnancy for Jessica would be exactly what she needs to boost her tabloid popularity. I am not cynical enough to think that this would be her entire motivation to try and get pregnant, but I am cynical enough to think that it does play a part.
Is this hypocritical? I don’t think so. People change, and one cannot expect that wholesome, saving it for marriage attitude from a more mature, divorced version of Jessica. She has not publically stated that she and Tony are saving themselves for anything or denied that she’s had sexual relations outside of marriage since the divorce.
If this story is true, and Tony’s parents were not amused by this revelation from the kids, then I think that the real problem is with the parents’ hypocrisy. They aren’t against Tony sleeping with Jessica that we know of, or anyone for that matter. Yet, when he and his steady girlfriend announce a pregnancy, they see fit to treat them like a couple of broke teenagers dropping out of school to play house? She may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but she’s not some locker room groupie or a one night stand he picked up at Hooter’s either.
Ahahahhahhahahhaahahh!
I love this story. She’s been so horrible about Ashlee being pregnant first… and she is such the little hypocrite, telling ELLE magazine this month how much of a Fab Christian she is: She and Tony “pray together before bed”.
I’m guessing they say this to God:
“Forgive us this fornication we are about to embark on..”
(Tony) – “that she’s not very good at”
(Jessica) – “and give me a baby so I can be in the Babby Bump Watch in US Weekly!”
Amen.
Oy.
Who is the source for this story, by the way? I need one before i go spew it
this chick just seems desperate for attention.. announcing I’M KNOCKED UP!!!!! is going a little far.
Tony, get your priorities straight. Right now, you’re the first team QB for the Dallas Cowboys, for God’s sake!
If you let this bimbo lead you around by the dick you’ll lose that QB spot. When that happens you’ll be replaced off the field so fast you won’t even realize you’ve been traded to Cleveland for a 3rd round pick! Then where you going to get the child support $ from?
Tony, How long you been playing ball? Cheerleaders are a dime a dozen and ‘love’ is in a fairy tale! Wise up!