That magical, legendary day has finally arrived.
Until this afternoon, “Deceiver.com” t-shirts, trucker hats, and tote bags were only available from upmarket design boutiques and haute couture shops that just sell you overpriced organic cotton and hand-loomed Vietnamese silk chiffon, and you know you’re only paying for the label anyway.
Today, that all changes.
Ladies aaaaaaand gentlemen! And Deceiver addicts of all ages! We present to you — The CafePress Deceiver Emporium!
It’s never too early to start that Christmas shopping.
Our first order of business tomorrow, incidentally, is going to be to send a shirt and a bumper sticker to every mainstream media outlet that cribbed Simon Scowl’s work on the Rielle Hunter story since Friday. No excuses next time.
If we owe you a free t-shirt from a previous contest, drop us a line (tips@deceiver.com) and remind us. Otherwise, get out those credit cards and shop! Holly needs new shoes.
Do I ever!
Do you guys autograph stuff?
Do I ever!
Oops … I mean, no.
I’m gettin’ me a Deceiver thong! Saturday night is right around the corner!
I hope they’re made by children in Guatemalan sweat shops.
Deceiver thong? Pffft..
Show me the Deceiver Man-kini!
Can we send a thong to lil’ Hayden? The way she’s digging around in the previous post, it looks like she could use a new one.
Holly does NOT need new shoes, trust me.
holly’s boyfriend - LOL! i’m fricking happy the deceiver.com merch is hereeeee!