Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow let them eat macrobiotic cake.
At a Gwyneth-hosted fundraiser for a horse-rescue charity that Madonna chairs, Madonna didn’t show and Gwyneth locked herself up indoors so she wouldn’t have to talk to any of the guests. Who were fleeced out of $2,500 for the privilege to rub elbows with some A-listers in the Hamptons.
How picky was Gwyn about her company? She even blew off Billy Joel’s wife. I’m sure nothing makes you feel like a groupie like that does.
The Park Avenue Princess emerged briefly from her hidey-hole to talk about Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue’s work and Harry de Leyer, a Long Island riding instructor and volunteer at the charity:
“In saving the horse, Harry became an instrument of the divine,” said Paltrow. “When we make the only choice possible, and that is to love, then all of us become what we were intended to be. We are the power.”
That’s great and all, but what about pasting on a smile and using her star power to raise a few bucks for a good cause? Because she sure as shiz wasn’t picked to host for her winning personality.
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I’m beginning to believe Gwyneth Paltrow and Rielle Hunter may be friends.
Their new age bs doublespeak combined with the dead horse connection?
Its all starting to come together.
Funny. No one mentions Sarah Jessica Parker. I mean her picture is on the invitation for God’s sake.
I can only imagine with Princess Gwyneth told the third Mrs. Joel: “My hubby’s way more talented than yours, beyotch!”
Pastafarian:
Too f’ing funny
“Funny. No one mentions Sarah Jessica Parker. I mean her picture is on the invitation for God’s sake.”
I loved that Gwyn hid herself from the “little people.” You know, people who can afford to live in the Hamptons and pay $2,500 to see her.
If I had paid $2500.00 and was snubbed like that I would have stoped payment on the check or issued a charge back on my credit card.
Is it just me or did Gwyneth’s speil sound a lot like the Scientology gibberish?
Both are overrated bores who would do best by staying at home in the country in England. I wouldn’t spend a single cent to spend time with either of them, and might well be induced to spend money to get away from them.
“An instrument of the divine.” Just that alone would send me running for the hills – or the ocean, if it’s the Hamptons.
Am I a philistine, or did anyone else have to google Steven Klein to figure out who he was?
Somebody needs to explain to her what celebrity charity is all about. But sadly, I don’t think she’d ever listen to anyone who isn’t as important to her as she is…considering people donating to her cause were beneath her notice.
she’s a boob, really stupid. if you don’t believe me, just listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAppP1blrP0 Muahaha. What a dumb asss, Angelina so smokes her, so does Jude for that matter. Bahaha.
gwyneth paltrow just seems like a , so this just adds to it!
Why would anyone pay to spend time with Gwyneth? How quickly we forget what she really thinks of us Americans. Wasn’t she the one who “infered” we were an uncouth and uneducated group of people – especially compared to Europe. (I guess paying $2,500/ticket to spend time with her kind of proves her point.)
Horse meat is divine.
Just ask that guy in Seattle!
Yeah Maggie, I hear Europeans and Japanese eat it all the time. It is also eaten to a lesser extent in Canada, parts of South America, China, and other places. All over, really, except in the good old US of A. I’m guessing Gwyneth passes on it.
And Pasta, good lord, you are at least as funny as Seth McFarlane!!
“Just ask that guy in Seattle!”
Actually, he f’ed a horse in a rural community, Enumclaw. However, you can’t ask him much of anything anymore since he died from internal injuries. Now kids, repeat after me, “No horse f’ing, mkay?”
Pastafarian
Aug 13th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Funny. No one mentions Sarah Jessica Parker. I mean her picture is on the invitation for God’s sake.
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I’m still laughing……
A celeb being a snob in the Hamptons!!… come on, is that news really
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