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Aug
08

Katherine Heigl Needs a Butt Kicking

Katherine Heigl got a warning from a Santa Monica police officer for littering on the sidewalk after flicking away a cigarette butt.

A source tattled:

“The officer told Katherine to pick up the butt and throw it away in the trash, 10 feet away,” the source says. “He added that he’d fine her next time he catches her tossing trash on the sidewalk.”

It kills me that she sweet-talked her way out of a ticket because she does this all the freaking time.

Just pay the damn fine and be done with it.

Bad Boys and GirlsAnimal FilesHypolitics 2008

27 Responses to “Katherine Heigl Needs a Butt Kicking”


  1. 1 Fortunate Son Aug 22nd, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Bankrupting Dow Corning, the maker of silicone breast implants, was also a favorite sideline of Edwards’ cronies.

    Remember in when silicone implants were thought unsafe and briefly banned? Turns out they had no higher incidence of problems then any other implant.

    Plus the saline implants had the appearance of water rippling through the skin during motion.

    Really made it hard to concentrate on who was winning the women’s beach volleyball match.

  2. 2 SweetCandy Aug 22nd, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    We have a natural hotsprings where I am from. The place has been kept fairly natural, boardwalks, change rooms, bathrooms and stairs have been built but that is pretty much it(nothing is heated.)Every time I walk down the boardwalk to the pools I see butts everywhere. It’s gross, bad for teh eco-system and just plain rude. There have even been ash trays put in along the walk and people, but still toss them in the water where the fish and other animals get their food. I’m all for people having the right to smoke(I use to be a smoker) but I really don’t think it’s okay to just toss your butts all over the place. She seems like a litter bug!

  3. 3 Jenn Aug 22nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    That 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon game can be renamed 6 degrees of John Edwards. Who knew Katherine Heigl’s crappy boob job is John Edwards fault.

  4. 4 Hi Heels Lo Life Aug 22nd, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    So if she was mousy brown, chunky, and - most importantly - not famous, would she have gotten away with it … or even *tried* to talk her way out?
    She didn’t used to bother me, but she’s become entirely too impressed with herself lately and needs to get right on over herself.

    *puts on pointy-toed stilettos and flexes leg*

  5. 5 Discordia Aug 22nd, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    HiHeelsLoLife: If she were mousy brown, chunky, etc., I seriouly doubt the sidewalk cop would have even looked at her to see her drop her butt. He just used the butt-dropping as an excuse to talk to someone (semi-)famous. It was probably the high-point of his life … and the topic of locker room banter.

  6. 6 Chronic Malanga Aug 22nd, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    Entitled. Yep. That’s the nicest thing I can say about this one.

  7. 7 Pastafarian Aug 22nd, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    I can find the good in any boob job. Even bad ones.

    I like boobs.

  8. 8 Craptastic Aug 22nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    Wow, uh…

    When Implants Go Wrong, anyone?

  9. 9 Kim Aug 22nd, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    Ok, what is with her boobs? They look like they’re trying to escape from her chest. As for the littering, she really should just pay the fine and move on, and throw her trash away.

  10. 10 Christina X Aug 23rd, 2008 at 12:35 am

    As a smoker, I have enough respect to smoke near a trash can, and put my ashes out in the trash. There are trashcans outside for a reason, and cigarette butts are no exception.

    I also know how annoying it is cleaning the parking lot when cigarette butts get wedged in between the crevices in the concrete.

  11. 11 Scott F. Aug 23rd, 2008 at 12:45 am

    Looking at her chest, I’d say she deserves a second Deceiver article. Isn’t this the chick who was griping about how ’sexist’ Knocked Up was? Not that it stopped her from starring in it after reading the script, but come on, there was MONEY involved!

    Just saying - if you’re gonna beat the ’sexist’ drum all day, you’d probably better avoid getting breast implants. “Gee, I hate how men only see us as naggy sex objects - so I’d better make my chest bigger to avoid that kind of attention.”

  12. 12 katie Aug 23rd, 2008 at 2:13 am

    i cannot stand this beeyatch. she is such an ingrate, and the fact that she can’t throw something away is quite annoying.

  13. 13 Chronic Malanga Aug 23rd, 2008 at 2:26 am

    Exactly, Christina X. People like her make all smokers look bad when we don’t all litter.

    I hadn’t noticed her boobs before. That ain’t right.

  14. 14 StrawberryGirl Aug 23rd, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Just remember that the next time some bimbo actress caterwauls about saving the environment; chances are better than good that she smokes like a chimney and tosses her butts wherever she goes.

    And those boobs are SO fake!

  15. 15 Christina X Aug 23rd, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen in her a low-cut shirt. Not to go off topic, but she’s usually so frigid and boring (not to say the complete opposite isn’t equally annoying). Anyone else think she’s wearing more revealing outfits and (obviously) getting breast implants to redeem her career? I think so.

    I didn’t like Knocked Up, and I don’t enjoy those films, but I agree with Scott F- it’s funny listening to her rant about that movie being sexist while conforming to mysogynistic standards. Funny how she’s Ms. Feminist Heroine until she realizes that she’s getting negative press everywhere now that just about everyone thinks she’s a complete bitch.

  16. 16 John Aug 23rd, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    Women who smoke in this day and age do not turn me on a bit. yikkkkkkkk……..

  17. 17 dragon Aug 23rd, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    oh come on, for all of you talkin smack on her boobs….open the pic up the rest of the way, in that pic in particular, the one that looks all funky is cause her arm’s pushing it upward from the way she’s sitting….she may have gotten a boob job, and it may not be perfect, but, that pic certainly isn’t proof of it.

  18. 18 I Like Questions Aug 24th, 2008 at 6:35 am

    yes but I think if you push up normal boobs like that they don’t have an outline like an orange stuffed into a balloon. I wonder if it’s possible to stuff an orange into a balloon…

  19. 19 SundayRoast Aug 24th, 2008 at 11:42 am

    That cop was right. If I had the power of a cop, I would go after all the butt litterers. I saw a fat slob throw a butt out of her car window on Friday and wished I could have made her pick it up! Heigl is unfortunately a role model and as such should at least show some social grace. Otherwise she may be pretty on the outside now, but litterbugs are ugly on the inside and eventually the outside too.

  20. 20 JaneSays Aug 25th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Wow, since her face is so extraordinarily distracting, I guess I never noticed her wonky boobs (the left wonkster in particular. WTF is going on over there??) Can someone PLEASE wake me when she does something relevant and not just another thing to make me hate her all the more? She’s not attractive nor does she have any discernible talent. And the cig-forever-hanging-out-of-her-pale-fat GRILL is not a good look on anyone - not even her!!

  21. 21 Jannah Aug 25th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Didn’t she also make a big deal about how she was going to quit smoking as a New Year’s resolution? She probably just smokes so that she can dine ‘al fresco’ in the sun at celeb restaurants, waving her hand snobishly in the air while holding the cigarette. :-)

  22. 22 darek Aug 25th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    not the biggest deal in the world, im sure she didn’t throw it in the trash like most people, because throwing a lit piece of anything into a trashcan will most likely set it on fire

    sure it sucks she litters but if THAT’S her worst quality, she’s freakin mother teresa compared to other people

  23. 23 Austin Aug 26th, 2008 at 10:30 am

    I used to work as a janitor at my old college’s union building. Nothing reassured me of the doom we are all going to face when my generation of complete idiots takes power as when I had to pick hundreds of cigarette butts off the ground in the outdoors café when there were multiple – multiple! – ashtrays provided at each table!

    It’s just common courtesy folks… you don’t see me dropping my beer bottles on the sidewalk in front of you, and frankly, cigarette butts are far more disgusting (and more difficult to clean up!)

  24. 24 Phoenix Aug 26th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Common courtesy died awhile ago, sadly. Case in point- the wilderness of broken beer bottles and cig butts that is the front door to my apartment. People bring beer down there, sit and drink, then leave the bottles when they’re done. Hiegl is just another person who figures that unless she gets caught, why be polite?

  25. 25 VeggieTart Aug 27th, 2008 at 8:32 am

    How about she pays the fine and stops freaking smoking?

  26. 26 Don Sep 1st, 2008 at 7:51 am

    I used to like her until now. A smoker and a tosser.

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