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Aug

Jenna Jameson is a Devout Catholic? (Filming “Slutty Convent School Girls IV” Doesn’t Count.)

UPDATE: For those of you who have asked privately (ahem…), the image at right is a Photoshop job. In other words, you can stop looking for an actual porn video of Jenna Jameson in a sexy nun’s habit. Sheesh!

When you’ve spent most of your adult professional life letting complete strangers pound your naughty bits to pieces while cameras roll, it’s hard to believe that your religious convictions are what guide you. But no one ever accused Jenna Jameson of being timid about anything. (Insert joke here about having “spunk.”)

I would have thought all that extended-play boot knocking would have positively shaken Jenna’s uterus off its engine-mounts by now, but guess who’s got a bun in the oven?

“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible,” she tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. “I’m so happy!”

She adds that she and boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, “are still in a state of shock” …

But the 34-year-old Jameson — who split from adult film studio owner Jay Grdina in 2006 and from porn star Brad Armstrong in 2001— said they have no plans to walk down the aisle.

“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!” she told Us. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps!” …

She previously told Us she discovered she was two months pregnant in November 2004 after being diagnosed with malignant melanoma. A day later, she miscarried due to the stress of cancer.

But the devout Catholic — who has tried in vitro — told Us, “It was all in God’s plan.”

What a punchline! She’s a devout Catholic? Sure — and I’m that Chinese guy who circled the Bird’s Nest stadium on a flying harness to light the Olympic torch. Really!

Let’s count the Catholic miscues in this picture. Pregnancy out of wedlock? Not exactly part of the Baltimore Catechism. In vitro fertilization? Rome sayeth it’s a sin. Jenna’s divorced — another Catholic no-no. And what’s with the porn queen endorsing her own line of condoms? Last time I checked, the Pope had a real problem with that.

Honestly, this level of self-deception almost makes her whole on-again, off-again relationship with PETA’s anti-leather schtick look understandable. The chick just doesn’t have a decent grasp of true and false.

There’s an old saying about how screaming “OhmyGOD” in bed a lot doesn’t make you a religious person. Maybe Jenna’s just confused. And I’ll let the rest of you wax philosophical about all the time she’s spent on her knees.

25
Aug

Donald Trump Didn’t Buy Ed McMahon’s House After All

Donald Trump trumped up big time after backing out of a highly publicized offer to buy Ed McMahon’s trumping mansion.

The billionaire “television personality” was all too happy to enjoy positive press by playing cowboy this month and offering to rescue McMahon’s house from foreclosure.

The developer told the Los Angeles Times he doesn’t know McMahon personally, but acted out of compassion because helping out “would be an honor.”

McMahon, 85, who was Johnny Carson’s sidekick on the “Tonight” show for three decades, has not worked for about 18 months because of a neck injury. He defaulted on $4.8 million in mortgage loans with Countrywide Financial Corp.

McMahon’s spokesman, Howard Bragman, told The Associated Press that paperwork on the sale had not been completed but that McMahon was “very optimistic” the deal would go through.

“When I was at the Wharton School of Business I’d watch him every night,” Trump told the Times. “How could this happen?”

Not so fast — the house has sold, but not to Trump. According to his publicist:

“It’s a confidential deal, and the buyer wants anonymity, but I can tell you it is not Mr. Trump — and it’s not John McCain.”

I admit, I laughed at that one.

But way to go, Trump, for posing as the white knight but with no follow through. I almost believed you had it in you.

25
Aug

Could Rocketboom Blow Up What’s Left of John Edwards?

Loren Feldman is a tech blogger of some repute, apparently. Valleywag refers to him as “the Don Imus of Silicon Valley,” which may or may not be a compliment. Feldman, who’s not known for mincing words — I’m not sure what he is known for, but it’s not that — now has some free advice for Fred Baron. As you’ll recall, Baron is the former finance chair for the John Edwards campaign and, coincidentally, current benefactor of Rielle Hunter:

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If that’s not a face and voice you want to experience for longer than 10 seconds, here’s a transcript of the relevant portion:

Here’s the first thing, bro. You gotta to stop talking to your kid. He’s got a big mouth, and he’s an imbecile. You already know this. You know this, okay? I know it’s a tough time for you, and you’re trying to circle the troops and get the family back together, but he’s the weak link. The weak link. You know what I’m saying? He’s got a big mouth, and he’s an imbecile involved in this blogging community. He’s already FriendFeeding and Twittering dates when you knew stuff and didn’t know stuff. He’s gonna get you in a lot of trouble, Fred.

“Your kid” is Andrew Baron, co-founder of the popular(?) videoblog Rocketboom. As Valleywag has noted, Rocketboom and the Edwards campaign go way back.

I checked Andrew’s Twitter page and FriendFeed page, and the Google caches of those pages, but I couldn’t find any mention of the Edwards/Hunter fiasco. Feldman’s video was posted on Aug. 15, and I think Google caches everything up to a week ago, right? So if Andrew did give out dates when his dad knew stuff and didn’t know stuff, he deleted it from both pages at some point between 8/15 and 8/18. Which would be par for the course, if you’ve been following this story.

(Hat tip: Fortunate Son)

However, Andrew did defend his dad in the comments at Valleywag:

My father is one of the most awesome people out there and has done more to help the world than most individuals are capable of.

Which seems kind of odd, considering he was commenting on a post about how his own dad sued him to recover the $800,000 he invested in Rocketboom. Awesome!

Update: Okay, I did find some comments from Andrew Baron on the FriendFeed page for uber-techblogger Dave Winer. On 8/10, Winer said (hyperlink mine):

So [Robert] Scoble is famous cause [sic] he took a picture of Edwards with his mistress (he didn’t know) but there’s someone else in the blogging community who is connected to this affair, but he has yet to come forward and offer a perspective. I’ve been wondering whether I shoudl [sic] say anything about it.

And Andrew replied:

If you mean me, I’m still waiting to hear back from my Dad [sic], but in the meantime, I decided that I am very pissed off at JRE - he put his own personal ego way above the good of the world. I just cant [sic] even fathom how he could go so far when the steaks [sic] are so high. Had he become elected the nominee and then people found out, Mccain [sic] might have won and the amount of damage it would do the world is just unfathomable. Hard to imagine a more selfish act.

Andrew made several other comments on the same page, including this one:

I was likely trusted by the JRE campaign because of my Dad [sic], but in 2004 I established a relationship with their online dept [sic] myself. And Im [sic] pretty proud of that actually. I was somewhat of a non-offical [sic] advisor. I was then trying to help the campaign with their video efforts for the 2008 election and was often asked what I thought of Hunters [sic] videos - to which I always replied that I didn’t think they were very effective. With regards to the trip, the online dept [sic] wanted videobloggers to cover it and asked Rocketboom (so I asked Chuck on our behalf) and I also recommended Scoble. Rocketboom’s relationship to JRE was often disclosed on Rocketboom and I always spoke freely about my Dad [sic] to people, like Dave for instance.

(I’m not sure who “Chuck” is.) And finally, Andrew said:

Update: I just spoke with my dad. He said that he had no knowledge whatsoever of John Edwards [sic] affair and just learned about it for the first time about 2 weeks ago.

Which is of course the official line. It makes complete sense that for the better part of a year, Fred Baron has been spending huge amounts of cash on Rielle Hunter and the Andrew Young family, shuttling them all over the place to help them dodge the National Enquirer’s story about John & Rielle’s affair… without having any knowledge whatsoever of John & Rielle’s affair. Why would you even try to connect the two?

Anyway, maybe this is what Loren Feldman was talking about. And now we can add the techblogging community to the story. It’s just another sign that Edwards had no clue what he was getting into when he became the “Internet-savvy candidate.” Actually, if there’s anything he did have a clue about, please let me know.

More J&R stuff:

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