My full report at this hour can be found here.

P.S. Gawker has more.

P.P.S. So does Stranahan.

P.P.P.S. Okay? Are we done here?

P.P.P.P.S. Nope! So, Bristol Palin wasn’t pregnant at the time when the Kos person accused her of being pregnant, but she is pregnant now. Seems like if the people going after Sarah Palin really wanted to effectively capitalize on this, they wouldn’t have come up with a ludicrous conspiracy theory that makes me look at this news and say, “Well, it could’ve been worse…” But I’m sure it proves something, to the people who need it to prove something. Fittingly enough: Happy Labor Day!

Update: Barack beseeches, “Back off Bristol.”

More: Seriously, you guys. Come on.