She’s been domesticated!
Paris Hilton told British tabloid Heat that she’s no longer the brain-vacant party heiress we all came to know and loathe.
“I don’t want to go to clubs now. I was caught up in a lifestyle that seemed fun at the time, but ultimately left me feeling very empty.”
And Hilton puts her reformed character down to her new love. She adds, “My boyfriend is my best friend. I stay home a lot and just enjoy my time with Benji [Madden]. I’m a different person today.”
I guess that renders her upcoming reality show obsolete then.
But what would be a welcome change is kinda questionable. She was living it up in Vegas as recently as, uh, this weekend. She kicked off Labor Day early by doing shots of Patron with her sister at Pure. And here she is at a LA club’s opening night three weeks ago.
Which is about the same time she told In Touch magazine that she’s “in talks” to start her own club in Vegas. So yeah, she’s really lying low these days.
I wouldn’t be caught dead in a night club where Paris Hilton hangs out. The crowds, the overwhelming smell of Axe Body Spray, orange 22 year old party douches that think they’re high class ordering VS Cognac, and flavored martinis, lots of cars with big shiny rims. Basically people that think Paris Hilton is cool. The kind of people targeted on “Spike TV”. I can just imagine it.
If she’d just slink down in that picture a little bit, she would look like an albino Bullwinkle Moose. Without all of the personality.
She should reposition herself as a “terminal Herpes survivor”.
Would make her much more lovable.
Can’t you see she’s changed?!? She’s got those little white angel wings perched over her shoulders, and the wee-gold cross?
Change.
Glad I’m not the only one who saw this and thought Bullwinkle!
She lies all the time, she doesn’t care. I’ve read in interviews that she’s never done drugs, but seen youtube videos of her smoking up. It bothers me that she gets so much press because she sucks so hard. Even Nicky isn’t as bad
Gack. I remember her being on the cover of Vanity Fair several years ago and wanting to puke. It was October 2005 and she was still with the other Paris. In it, she discussed how she is a total homebody, how she makes a “mean lasagna.” She was delusional then and is still delusional now. I think she explained it best during a police interview regarding a robbery case, “I’m just not that smart.” (Or something to that effect.
My question is, how does sh eland the cover of Vanity Fair? Why do we still pay attention to her? If she is ignored, will she just go away?
“So yeah, she’s really lying low these days.” That means she’s not standing up when she fibs. Her reformation is as phony as the Bullwinkle-esque, plush “angel” wings attached to her spineless back.
BTW: What ever happened to the half-way house she promised to establish when she got out the hoosegow? Just another fib that, sadly, desperate women believed.
On behalf of all watchers of Spike TV…..Pastafarian, you take that back!!!! Liking cheesy Japanese game shows does not lead to respecting Paris Hilton!
Or that she’s lying and is low. Kind of a stretch of a pun, I admit.
She’s a liar and an idiot. Her continued fame is inexplicable to me. Really.
Sweet baby jesus she drinks sparkling wine out of a can! You can’t be anymore redneck than that!Oh and I totally agree with llamasrule. MXC is awsome, and there is one similar in the US and it’s pretty great too!
Ugh, I just have no words anymore to describe her. She’s just a horrid spoiled little brat.
yeah she’s really changed. please.. all she’ll ever be is a worthless party girl skank and im sure she knows that!
She’s made money out of being a skanky hoe why change now… Oh.. because she’s getting old and who wants to be an old skanky hoe… God help us if this walking std has any offspring!!