So some of you are eager to escape the political posts, and who am I not to give you what you want? Which brings me to everyone’s favorite dumb bitch, Heather Mills.
Fired rep Michele Elyzabeth — who is in a dispute with Mills over back pay — reports that Mucca leaked some whoppers about Paul, including a story that his heart surgery earlier this year was due to alcohol and drug abuse. I’m particularly impressed by Elyzabeth’s ability to hold a grudge. It makes for excellent Deceiver fodder.
If you’re wondering what it’s like to work for Heather Mills, wonder no more:
“That witch tricked me into spreading lies about Paul … I stood up for her, insisting Paul wasn’t paying her [spousal support]. But it was a pack of lies … She uses whatever comes her way to get sympathy and boost her image … I think her prime concern was getting hold of his cash, and that took up all her time.”
Kind of makes you appreciate your boss, doesn’t it?
And get your Amazon pre-orders ready: Mills is writing a totally fictional book about a model who marries an aging rock star. I smell the Nobel Prize in Literature!
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“…She uses whatever comes her way to get sympathy and boost her image…”
Sounds like Michele lives in a house devoid of glass.
Michele Elyzabeth is a class A whackjob herself.
Rat and cat milk for human consumption? Disgusting.
http://micheleelyzabeth.blogspot.com/2007/11/correcting-press-on-heather-mills.html
I predict this book will sell as well as Nancy Pelosi’s.
so Mills is goin to write her autobiography but she is goin to say is fiction to not violated the gag order from the court but the book who is a disguised Autobiography but is all a bunch of lies so is really fictional.
ME, good point. This is the point I should have made.
ME, oohh – She better tread carefully with that one. To close to the truth and she will be in violation regardless how she labels it. Judges aren’t completely stupid
But her “true” is not really true so is fiction
I don’t think that Heather will get past that gag order so easily, even if she labels the book fictional. She doesn’t even know the meaning of subtle…
As for Michele…I agree. She’s just as big a whack job.
I’m crossing my fingers that Michele does her own fictionalized book, all about some other PR gal who does work for a gold-digging she-devil and doesn’t get paid, and therefore must write a tell all book.
The more Meta this gets the better.
” Mills is writing a totally fictional book about a model who marries an aging rock star. I smell the Nobel Prize in Literature!”
Anything Mills writes would be super-fiction … not extra-good fiction but delusional fiction.
Why do all the nutters get all the attention. Another skanky hoe who’s getting press…
I can imagine the book already… poor, poor Heather (or whatever alter-ego she decides to use, to stick with the ‘ficticious’ theme). It seems that all she does is whine. Get over yourself Heather! You are rich and famous BECAUSE of Paul. You wouldn’t have half of what you do, had it not been for your marriage to him. Now, you just can’t ever be satisfied enough… you’re getting greedy, and you’re gonna, not only turn everyone else against you, you’re going to bust on yourself and your true motives in the long run.
It’s quite some achievement for her, who in spite of being disabled, is treated with such disdain.
Well done, The Mills.
Can’t wait not to buy the book.