Yes, you heard that right …
From today until September 30, the three people who leave the most (approved) comments at Deceiver.com will win a free item of their choice from The Unabashedly Mercenary Deceiver Emporium at CafePress.
Rules? There are no rules. Except that you have to use the same name and e-mail address every time you leave a comment in order to qualify, and your comments have to be approved by our usual array of drug-sniffing dogs and other assorted tests of general relevance. In other words, posting “Yo!” as a comment won’t make the cut.
At the end of the contest, we’ll e-mail the winners to get their mailing addresses and find out (privately) whether they’d like tote bags, golf shirts, trucker hats, boxer shorts, thongs, or whatever. It’s none of our business. Really!
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