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08

Kanye West’s Promises Have a 12-Month Expiration Date

Look … if Kanye West wants to be a bitchy crybaby about his lack of MTV awards in 2007, that’s fine with me. Really.

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But when you say you’re “never comin’ [back] to MTV,” and when you get all vulgar about it, you’d better mean it.

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F*ck MTV! Tell ‘em what the f*ck I said! …

I’m never coming to MTV!

Y’all find Britney! Get Britney!

Get a real f*ckin’ artist! Get Britney f*ckin’ Spears!

… and it’s well worth listening to in its entirety, by the way! Fun stuff.

So yeah … Kanye suddenly had a change of heart and decided to scream his trademarked epithets at the MTV video awards. How nice and thoughtful.

I’m not sure what’s funnier: The fact that Britney completely cleaned his clock again, or that his “favorite” song was recorded just two weeks ago. Can you say “flavor of the month club”?

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39 Responses to “Kanye West’s Promises Have a 12-Month Expiration Date”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Sep 10th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    Kanye West had a twelve month expiration date too, apparently.

  2. 2 Chronic Malanga Sep 10th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    Kanye is the most arrogant, annoying, and idiotic performer out there today outside of P. Diddy (or whatever his name is these days). He’s so arrogant, that it comes as no surprise that he would forget/ignore his promise and return. His ego wouldn’t have been able to take it if he hadn’t been there.

  3. 3 Discordia Sep 10th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    If Kanye West really believes that MTv doesn’t respect him, then why does he continue to even acknowledge MTv’s existence? Unless, of course, it’s a puerile publicity ploy.

  4. 4 Alicia Sep 10th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    Ugh! Spoiled rotton celebs, throwing their temper tantrums, not realizing (or caring) that their fits are turning off a LOT of their fans… and, therefore, their $$ supply! That $$ is what makes them think they can get away with acting like such jerks… we need to stand up and say, “hey jerk, you’re not getting my $$ acting like that”!

  5. 5 katie Sep 10th, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    i agree with chronic! he is so annoying and so full of himself. gag!

  6. 6 Fortunate Son Sep 10th, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    Oversneer doesn’t care about black people!

  7. 7 Trompi Sep 10th, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    His arrogant, juvenile ego wouldn’t pass up a chance to perform anywhere. I agree with Alicia, stop giving this man money-his whining, bitching and boasting ruin any merit of his music.

  8. 8 Mr. Sleepyhead Sep 11th, 2008 at 12:22 am

    Hey Kayne

    Your latest “beep” song sucked worse than “beep” dog. Take your “beep” “beep” “beep” ass home and shut your “beep” “beep” piehole you arrongant “beep” “beep.”

    See, anyone can write a “beep” beep” rap song. His music sounds like Dr. Suess on crack.

  9. 9 trent bowie Sep 11th, 2008 at 1:41 am

    *sigh* Here we go again. Can’t he like, take a Valium or something before going to award shows? It’s one thing to be disappointed about not winning. But geez. Want some cheese with that whine?

  10. 10 Christina X Sep 11th, 2008 at 2:54 am

    I’ll admit this: Kanye West is a good rapper, but not the greatest, and I’m expressing my point of view from a mainstream perspective.

    What I’ve realized about the mainstream music industry is that the more talented you are, the less likeable you are, because they’re so entitled, arrogant, and self-righteous.

    Kanye’s little hissy fit’s the prime example of someone who thinks that since he’s a decent musician that he has the right to attack less musicians he finds less talented than himself. In his head, he’s a victim of society because he thinks he’s worthy of EVERY award for which he’s nominated, and if he doesn’t take home the award, it’s some type of agenda against him.

    Any musician who complains about not winning enough awards or gaining enough fame, praise, or recognition isn’t in it for the music. Hello again, Kanye.

    “Look at me, I’m talented. It’s not fair that I’m not more popular.” Too bad.

    I’d hate to sound like a cynic, but especially with most rappers, pop stars, and rock stars today who have made it big are famous now because they associate with all the right people or have the right look. Kanye West should be EXTREMELY grateful because it’s like that there is some poor kid out there who lives in a trailer park in the middle of nowhere who is very talented and will never make it into the industry. So really, Kanye, smile.

    And really, the VMAs are really trivial to get that upset over. It’s basically just a popularity contest. The VMAs are MTV choosing who can make the most aesthetically unoriginal and/or slutty music video.

  11. 11 Maybelline Jones Sep 11th, 2008 at 7:53 am

    When Kanye quits talking just to revel in the sound of his own voice, he’ll be much better off. Sadly, he’s a total narcisist, so this probably will never happen.

  12. 12 BB Sep 11th, 2008 at 8:25 am

    This truly proves that everyone is a wh*re to money.

  13. 13 Aleric Sep 11th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    Kanye West is a product of the grade school drop out who is given songs to sing and starts to believe the hype that is written about him. His level of ignorance is truely astounding.

  14. 14 phoenix Sep 11th, 2008 at 10:35 am

    So this is what happens when a junior high student ends up in an adults body.

    “I hate those popular kids, they won’t invite me to their table. Screw them, I don’t wanna sit there anyw…Oh! Hi! Sure, I’d love to sit with you guys! you’re the coolest! I’ve made it now!”

  15. 15 D--- Sep 11th, 2008 at 11:10 am

    I thought true musicians/artists didn’t care about stupid awards….it’s about the music, man!

  16. 16 GoMegDotCom Sep 11th, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Someone give this egotistical prick a pacifier.

  17. 17 Discordia Sep 11th, 2008 at 11:54 am

    According to another gossip site, Kanye got busted at LAX today for felony vandalism when he smashed a paparazzo’s camera.

  18. 18 D--- Sep 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Discordia – that just proves he is misunderstood and the MAN is out to get him cause he is sooo talented and relevant!

  19. 19 Discordia Sep 11th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    D—-
    And, now, so busted. At least he’ll have some street cred for a felony smack-down.

  20. 20 Austin Sep 11th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    And Christina X wins at Comments again!

    “And really, the VMAs are really trivial to get that upset over. It’s basically just a popularity contest. The VMAs are MTV choosing who can make the most aesthetically unoriginal and/or slutty music video.”

    Thank you. Thank you so very much. :-)

  21. 21 Jrod Sep 11th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    I happen to be very partial to slutty music Videos!

    You touched yourself to “Dirrrrty”, don’t lie…

  22. 22 StrawberryGirl Sep 11th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    MTV don’t care about black people!!!1!!

  23. 23 Fortunate Son Sep 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    Kanye West is 5′6″ tall but in that video he almost looks 5′7″.

    http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=172303

  24. 24 Dayna Sep 11th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    what is his deal? Why is he so angry? attacking the paps now too, Kanye?
    Does he even deserve respect until he gets shot down? I don’t think so.

  25. 25 Anon Sep 11th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    I think he’s angry because he’s short.

  26. 26 Phoenix Sep 11th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    Hey, not all us short people are angry. You have us confused with dwarves from role playing games. Don’t blame his height…at 6′7″ he’d just be a taller d-bag.

  27. 27 Jannah Sep 11th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    Sheesh, what a face! :-o

  28. 28 katie Sep 11th, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    i just read that kanye was arrested today for having a hissy fit and throwing a paps’ camera at LAX today. eh, breakdown number 500? i think? lol this guy is just so annoying..

  29. 29 Trompi Sep 11th, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    Lol…..this made my day
    One of Kayne’s hissy fits got him arrested…check it out
    http://www.dlisted.com/node?page=1

  30. 30 reayx5 Sep 12th, 2008 at 1:24 am

    His mother must be ashamed of his behaviour.

    Chris

  31. 31 Christina X Sep 12th, 2008 at 2:58 am

    Austin: Thank you and you’re welcome! =P

    Jrod: If you mean touch myself, you mean roll my eyes and vomit, that would be accurate. Don’t get me started…

  32. 32 Kelli Sep 12th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    You mean he will expire in 12 months? Do we have that in writing? 12 months is too long….

  33. 33 Phoenix Sep 12th, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    “I don’t want, anybody else, when I think about your music I roll my eyes and vomit”

    There’s a remake of Touch Myself that needs to be done.

  34. 34 TOODLES Sep 13th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    DAMN SOME OF YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS…SO HE IS ARROGANT AT TIMES. HIS MUSIC IS DOPE.

    WHAT IS THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD WHEN BRITNEY SPEARS TAKES HOME 3 AWARDS FOR A SH*T ALBUM AND SONG? YET YOU ALL SEE NO REASON FOR KANYE’S RANT. HELL IF I WERE AN ARTIST NOW I WOULD BE REALLY TO SAY SCREW MTV. SINCE WHEN IS A NETWORK IN ON REVIVING AN ARTIST’S CAREER? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MORE DESERVING ARTISTS DESERVED THOSE AWARDS?

    I AGREE WITH KANYE…MTV IS SH*T AND BULL…HOW THAT HOT MESS WON IS RIGGED AND BULL SO I SEE WHY HE WENT OFF LAST YEAR..IF YOU PEOPLE CANT SEE IT..YOU NEED TO LOOK OUTSIDE OF THE MANUFACTURED BULL YOU SEE AND LOOK WITH YOUR THIRD EYE! LOSERS

  35. 35 Chronic Malanga Sep 14th, 2008 at 5:03 am

    Gee, Toodles, ever heard of using caps when necessary.

    It’s not about Britney. I can’t stand her or most of the crap that passes for music lately. I am not a fan of MTV either. I have not wanted my MTV since the late 80’s because it’s crap. But, Kanye is still an arrogant little man child with no class. Anyone with any sense of class wouldn’t act the way he does.

    Kanye’s music isn’t bad, though it’s not my type of music. However, I would never buy anything he put out simply because he is such a whiny ass, narcissistic little girl.

  36. 36 p Sep 14th, 2008 at 6:55 am

    ^look kanye, we know that you’re really excited to get your macbook back (yeah, i saw the post on dlisted) but please could you leave your shouting to your own blog. we don’t come here for your endless doses of megalomania.

  37. 37 Pat Sep 15th, 2008 at 11:42 am

    Kanye lost me when he failed to SHUT UP and derided Bush on stage. When will these idiot singers and actors learn to keep their stupid mouths shut and just perform? We DON’T CARE about your views, and we DON’T CARE about anything other than your ability to perform. Other than that, KEEP YOUR G-D MOUTHS SHUT. Especially a punk thug like Kanye.

    Liberals, Hollywood elites, musicians, and the East Coast Big Liberal Media think they have AMERICA all figured out, when in reality, they are EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG about America. They are a disease that is in dire need of a cure.

    I wish they’d all pack up and move out of MY country like Alec Baldwin and Tim Robbins have said they’d do.

    There is not a more un-American bunch than Kanye, other pop stars like him, actors in Hollywood, and the big media elite liberal establishment.

  38. 38 cindy Sep 15th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    i dunno. okay, his personality is unknown to me, but maybe he made the promise and the rant before his mom passed. i’m really not feeling the deceit here, unless it was a self-deception that was shattered by a pretty rough deal.

    but then maybe the timeline is off.

    i just feel that i can’t say ‘zing’ to someone who is dealing with the recent death of a family member.

  39. 39 Chronic Malanga Sep 15th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    cindy, that’s all very nice, but even jackasses suffer the loss of loved ones. It still doesn’t excuse his hypocrisy or his bad attitude.

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