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Billy Ray Cyrus Sets A Great Example for Miley

Billy Ray Cyrus sure is showing Miley how to handle showbiz pressures with grace and professionalism.

Sources on the set of Hannah Montana are reporting some extremely immature behavior coming from the Cyruses. In an attempt to get fired and thus released from their contract, Miley and her dad are showing up hours late, stalling production schedules, and pissing off everyone from costars to crew.

The reason? They believe there’s more money to be made in singing than in a Disney show.

This greedy display is a long way from Billy Ray’s whole sitdown with 20/20 last year about how he’s teaching his daughter to cope with the responsibility that comes along with making a billion dollars a year.

But if there’s one thing they should remember before they continue this stunt, it’s that you should never, ever eff with The Mouse. You just know that contract is more ironclad than Mariah Carey’s pre-nup.

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29 Responses to “Billy Ray Cyrus Sets A Great Example for Miley”


  1. 1 jj Sep 22nd, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    I can’t wait until her 15 minutes are up and she declares bankruptcy while in rehab, 8 months pregnant at 17.

  2. 2 Carlo Sep 22nd, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Is that awful Billy Ray Cyrus reality show still on the air?

  3. 3 Jannah Sep 22nd, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Wow, this is not good if true. Why can’t people just be patient and work out their remaining duties and then move on? They’ve got the rest of their whole life to do other things once their current obligations are fulfilled. And if ya die tomorrow, then it doesn’t matter anyway.

    It certainly points out the difference between the Hollyweirds and us regular peeps…most of us have no choice but to slug it out in a job that is less than stellar, but they can’t stand to work a job for one more moment than their short attention spans can bear. :-p

  4. 4 Discordia Sep 22nd, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    And, he did not know about Miley lascivious photo shoot for Vanity Fair. Yeah, right. :( )

  5. 5 Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg Sep 22nd, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    Miley’s not really his daughter she’s actually his half-sister, born by Tish stemming from affair she had with Bill Clinton in a cocaine-fueled frenzy on the campaign trail in 1992, and Billy’s been maintaining a massive cover-up of the whole thing so it wouldn’t ruin his future run for president and now the cracks in all the lies are finally appearing so Billy’s trying to sabotage her career and get her adicted to drugs so she’ll OD and die and then he’ll act all sorry about it like it was a big tragedy when it’s actually his fault. Billy Ray Cyrus is nothing but a cold-blooded murder.

    WAKE UP AMERICA! WAKE UP AMERICA! DON’T YOU CARE? OUR COUNTRY IS DYING!!!

    How’s that, PJ?

  6. 6 D--- Sep 22nd, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    You think Disney would drop her if she got pregnant by her 1st cousin?

  7. 7 Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg Sep 22nd, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    “…if she got pregnant by her 1st cousin?”

    Whadda ya’ mean “IF”?!?

  8. 8 Mr. Sleepyhead Sep 22nd, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    JJ said it best. The only possible thing I can add is that when her career fails misearably (and it will) I hope that Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, Jenna Jameson and the whole Lohan family will be sucked into the vortex of utter failure with her and they all become mimes.

  9. 9 Simon Scowl Sep 22nd, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Snoop raises questions that cannot be ignored for much longer. Just show us the birth certificate, Billy Ray.

  10. 10 Toubrouk Sep 22nd, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    This little article might explain a lot of things regarding Miley Cyrus recently (I.E.: Pictures).

    On the other end, I agree with Holly; The Big Cheese got quite a set of lawyers, most in the field of copyrights laws and entertainment contracts. Only a “Van Hudgens”-type of stunt might let them break free and I think Billy-Ray is way too smart to let it happen.

  11. 11 Discordia Sep 22nd, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Snoop and Simon: As if they would actually have birth certificates. ;)

  12. 12 Pastafarian Sep 22nd, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    Damn it. Snoop stole my theory. He’s listening to my thoughts again.

  13. 13 Aleric Sep 22nd, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    If there is any institution on earth that values the dollar more than life itself it is Disney. If they cost Disney more money than they will make in profits, woe unto the Cyruses, and welcome to court and breech of contract hearings.

  14. 14 Rocko Sep 22nd, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    They need to rethink this line of action. Sure, she can’t sing and neither can Britney but she’s not nearly as hot as Britney was to pull this off without Disney. Speaking of Britney, she’s going to making a comeback pretty soon isn’t she? From pictures I’ve seen her bod is.

  15. 15 Discordia Sep 22nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    According to People, she’s recanted and will stay with the Mouse House because “It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. I couldn’t do it alone.” (quoting MC). o(

  16. 16 Queen Bee Sep 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Do Miley and Billy Ray have matching highlights? Isn’t that a sign of the apocalypse?

  17. 17 kelli Sep 22nd, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Trailer park roots are showing again…

  18. 18 Eve Sep 22nd, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    “…you should never, ever eff with The Mouse.”

    True dat.

    One of my best professors truly believes that Disney killed Sonny Bono so that they could keep any of their crap from going into public domain. It’s not as far-fetched as it might sound, considering that Sonny was BFFs with Michael Eisner, but wasn’t quite managing to get the copyright extension bill passed. Then he has an “accident” and his wife takes his seat and gets the bill passed in his memory. Hmmm….

  19. 19 Chronic Malanga Sep 23rd, 2008 at 3:09 am

    Nothing like setting an example of professionalism for your daughter. No wonder the kid is messed up.

  20. 20 Pastafarian Sep 23rd, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    It sounds like Eve’s professor needs to be fitted with a tin foil hat that’s a little less snug.

  21. 21 Fred Sep 23rd, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    First off, we don’t know if the reports are true. It seems as though for every 100 allegations made in Hollywood, 2 of them are true.

    And even if you loathe the show, that’s no excuse for some of the lewd and immature comments made by some here. Is civility completely gone?

  22. 22 Discordia Sep 23rd, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    21 Fred
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    Is civility completely gone?

    ===============

    It was last seen, hand-in-hand with “celebrity integrity”, jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge a few decades ago.

  23. 23 katie Sep 24th, 2008 at 4:12 am

    am i the only one really sick of miley cyrus? ugh.

  24. 24 Chronic Malanga Sep 24th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    katie, I can’t stand her. And I think she’s kinda ugly, but that might be because she’s annoying.

  25. 25 Tracie G Sep 24th, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    I agree with JJ.
    I am so sick of seeing this little tramp all over the place… I cannot wait until she lands on her ass with nothing. Although, at the same time I feel sorry for her. Her parents have pimped her out for money; with her has-been father trying to recapture his acky breaky stardom through his daughter. And Will someone please cut that man’s hair. Who is he trying to be?
    How sad and shameful this family is. They just don’t give a shit that their 15 year old is turning into a little whore. How that little girl turns out in the long run will be entirely her parents doing. It’s her mother that should be teaching her daughter to respect herself, and OBVIOUSLY she is not doing it. Why do so many loser mother’s out there think its so cool to have their daughters grow up before their time. Like its so cool to have your teenage daughter drinking, smoking, having sex… its disgusting. Look what terrible mothers Britney and Lindsy have… and look how they turned out. This kids never had a chance.

  26. 26 Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg Sep 25th, 2008 at 8:31 am

    “I cannot wait until she lands on her ass with nothing. Although, at the same time I feel sorry for her.”

    nice.

  27. 27 MC Mom Sep 25th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    Queen Bee, you took the obnoxious matching highlights quip right out of my mouth…there’s something terribly wrong when Daddy’s hair is more frou-frou chi-chi than his teenager’s.

    And Fred, I’m all for civility but I think Discordia is right about its joint suicide with integrity.

  28. 28 Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg Sep 26th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    “there’s something terribly wrong when Daddy’s hair is more frou-frou chi-chi than his teenager’s.”

    Correction: “his half-sister’s”. And you just wait until she “tragically overdoses” oxycontin. Billy Ray Cyrus is a cold-blooded murderer.

  29. 29 Beige May 5th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Okay, I say this as a hillbilly, albeit one with a fairly good education: ENOUGH with the @#$%%# CYRUSES (CYRII?) already. HATE. Her with the “Uncle Daddy, Uncle Daddy, kin I have a hit off’n yore mousse can?” And him with the letting her. HAAAAAATE.

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