Forgive me for a second post today that dwells on fake boobs. I don’t know why I have them on the brain, but I’m willing to bet it’s because I live in Hollywood.
To great fanfare, Dita Von Teese has put her name on a retro line of push-up lingerie from Wonderbra.
Now I think most people can agree that for the most part, Dita cuts the crap and is pretty up front about what she does for a living. She’s a stripper, she owns it, and I respect that.
But there’s something peculiarly dishonest about a woman who loves her breast implants pushing a product that claims it would enhance even Olive Oyl’s figure.
Dita has fake tits. Of course they’ll look all perky and perfect in a Wonderbra. Or any bra. Or no bra.
But do you think your average Macy’s shopper knows that?
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Dita is a stripper? The only thing I’ve ever seen her do is have her photo taken in lingerie. Geez, look at her, they probably had to airbrush weight onto her so you couldn’t see her ribs.
I have no illusions that I will look anywhere near as hot as Dita in anything. It’s still fun to see her in lingerie. She is damn sexy – and I don’t swing that way.
I wouldn’t worry too much about that Holly. I have boobs on the brain everyday. And I’m normal.
More or less.
Kind of reminds me of Suzanne Somers admitting having liposuction while solely praising the thighmaster and selling a Diet Book.
http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20134134,00.html
Surely the Lasky Clinic for liposuction deserves a plug or two.
Speaking of a plug or two, Joe Biden certainly appears to know the miracle of hair regeneration, whatever that may be, but if that time comes, I will not hesitate to graft a small squirrel to the top of my head either.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0808/12760.html
Department stores – actually, any clothing store – somehow manages to make you feel absolutely hideous everytime you really look at yourself in the mirror. Perhaps it’s the lighting or angle or even being surrounded by a lot of other people, I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me, even. By the time I’ve been in any place for a while, the half-hearted hope that clothes there will make me look marginally prettier is a pretty influential one (even if I know it’s shit). I know I’m not ugly, too.
i never knew she had breast implants. lol and this is off topic but remember her PETA ad. about animal birth control? in the link you gave us deceiver, i was skimming over it and she said they had taxidermy in their home. verrrrry PETA like!
from experience, i’d say the wonderbra really does some damn wonders. my tits look amazing in them, and they’re not fake…so maybe it’s not just the fact that her boobs are fake that they look good in the bra. maybe i’m biased since i sort of love her for being both smart and unapologetic about what she wants and/or likes. whatever.
on a note of fake boobs…i think many times they don’t look great at all or ever, and many times they look better in a good bra than left hanging on their own. just a side note.
I think it’s pretty unrealistic to think that anyone that’s pushing lingerie isn’t going to be one of two things:
a. super skinny and flat chested enough to where they can wear just about anything without looking bulgy in the wrong places
b. or so silicone stuffed that any push up bra is going to place the girls into gravity defying positions.
Don’t push-up bras, um, push up? So won’t most women see some difference and counter-balance the effect of gravity? Isn’t that what a bra does? Keep everything in place, give a woman a more stately and attractive look? She may have fake breasts but women who don’t and are her size may see the same effect no?
Again I’m a guy so I have no idea what exactly goes on there (I’m also a guy that likes guys, so I have never had to be near one of those things).
Also she didn’t say she looooooooooved her fake boobs – she just admits to having plastic surgery and that it’s lame when others have it and completely deny it. Like Ashlee “what happened to my nose?” Simpson or Sarah Jessica “Mole? What mole?” Parker.
oh hell, aren’t all women deceivers for wearing bras? (esp. wonderbras, and those strange water balloon bras)
’cause we all know when they come off, it’s def not WYSIWYG.
I ran an Alec Baldwin interview by a psychologist friend of mine who diagnosed Baldwin as being clincally delusional.
Alec Baldwin believes he is a ‘victim’ of PAS (Parent Alienation Syndrome), and that’s the reason he called his daughter a “rude, thoughtless little pig”
He was picketed by the group Voices of Women Organizing, who Baldwin said they failed to explain “how they would like to stop women who falsely accuse men.”
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/books/09/24/baldwin.promotes.book.ap/index.html?eref=rss_latest
As someone who *is* practically Olive Oyl with a booty, I have to give mad propz to the Wonderbra and its ilk. It’s nice to at least look like I’ve got a decent rack. But I’m a little worried about Dita with her implants wearing a Wonderbra…won’t that shove the girls pretty much to her neck? Ouch.
I declare this Best Comment Thread Ever.
dudes and dudettes
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dita is a porn star not just a stripper…head over to andrew blake’s site or any other adult dvd site…from what i’ve heard, of course
i mean, i wear a bra cause otherwise the girls go every which way. also cause if i don’t i’ll have national geographic-style boobs when i’m 40.
Lol poiniting out fake parts on a Model, I think that is a given.
I didn’t know she has implants. I don’t have any oppinons on her but, I love the lingerie. Its really beautiful and she looks good in it!!
procrasterbation…. LOL!!!!!! I am soooo with you on that.
National Geographic style boobs…hee hee hee. One of the benefits of having very little is that they don’t surrender to gravity quite as dramatically. But from what I hear, the fake ones don’t sag either.
Her face looks plastic in this picture. She’s beautiful but in a mannequinne looking way
You do realize that she’s gone through years of corset training to get that waist, right? Vogue reported that she’s whittled it down to 17 inches, and she’s fairly open about the fact that she did so artificially, almost certainly by wearing progressively smaller corsets over several years (hence “training” your waist, as our foremothers did– by the Titanic era, corsets went down to the KNEES). Any doctor will tell you that wearing tight corsets for that long will deform your ribcage and mash your organs. She may look pretty on the outside, but she’s endangering herself and will likely have nasty health problems in the future.
That being said, she’s more of a guideline for what you might look like with the help of a Wonderbra. Of course A cup women are not going to look enormous, but with Wonderbras they are quite enhanced. And as a woman who’s been in bras since age 11, I can tell you that a subtle enough push-up will be obviously deceptive if you compare it to bra-enclosed breasts versus naked breasts; they already sit very differently when they’re held up minus padding, and if you pick your padded bra wisely people might chalk up the difference to just that. I’m a C cup who loves the padding because it makes my already plentiful boobs sit like Dita’s in the picture, and no guy who’s seen me naked has ever complained about being deceived. At that point they probably don’t even care.
Sorry, I meant “NOT obviously deceptive.” Excuse me.
A likely story!