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08

Girl Next Door Kendra Getting Married, Not to Hef

Tyler Durden and Perez Hilton are in some kind of blogger pissing match over who has the exclusive on Kendra Wilkinson from The Girls Next Door, who is either dating or marrying someone other than Hugh Hefner.

The premise of the show, if for some reason you don’t watch a reality program filmed inside the Playboy Mansion, is following around Hef’s three girlfriends and watching them catfight. You can witness as Holly Madison, knocking at 30’s door at nearly 29, competes with Kendra, the 23-year-old wild child. The other girl is just kind of old and boring. (In the photo at right, Kendra is the blonde with the fake boobs. Take your pick.)

But Kendra is supposedly now engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett III, claims WWTDD.

Whatever, I don’t really care. But while it seems patently ridiculous that Hef wants fidelity from each of his, ahem, three girlfriends (and pays them each a $1,000 weekly stipend as part of that de facto contract), should Kendra really be marrying someone else? Just drop the pretense and get a real job. Or maybe live off someone else’s money.

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15 Responses to “<em>Girl Next Door</em> Kendra Getting Married, Not to Hef”


  1. 1 Jill Sep 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    Last night I was watching E!’s Fashion Police wrap up of the Emmy’s and they interrupted the show with BREAKING NEWS that Holly and Hef were not in fact breaking up, contrary to recent rumors. It was a real and true “breaking news” moment, as when they returned to the show they were wrapping up a segment that wasn’t going on when the “breaking news” break started. Are they kidding me? I know they are teasing the new season of GND, but who does E! News think they are exactly?

  2. 2 Pastafarian Sep 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    Fake boobs or not, Kendra is easily the hottest of the bunch. And I’ve never seen the show. I get all of my porn from the internet in the form of Judge Judy fakes.

  3. 3 Fortunate Son Sep 23rd, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    I give Kendra and Hank Baskett thirty days or less.

  4. 4 D--- Sep 23rd, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Maybe Hank is interested in who she really is as a person and loves her deep intellectual conversations…..or maybe not

  5. 5 GoMegDotCom Sep 23rd, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Girls Next Door premiering and “breakups”?

    My BS detector is off the hook on the obivous publicity stunt.

  6. 6 Chronic Malanga Sep 23rd, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Pasta… you crack me up daily.

    As for this breaking news… wow… have we sunk so low? Oh yeah, it’s reality TV. I bet that these fem-bots start to melt if you light a match within five feet of them. As for Hef, I have to hand it to him, he’s definitely getting the last laugh here, because really, you have to have a strong stomach to go where that wrinkled old prune and his Viagra have been.

  7. 7 Queen Bee Sep 23rd, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    Kendra photographs better than the other three. When I originally saw her in Playboy, before the show began airing, I thought she was the prettiest. Yet, when I have seen her on the Girls Next Door, she just looks cheap and beyond trashy. Loved her when she got the grills. Perhaps my opinion of her appearance is diminished by how dumb she acts (is?). All of them seem very moronic, even Bridget, “The smart one.”
    Their shelf life has expired. Hef is onto younger models while Holly is running around with Criss Angel and Bridget uh……………….oh, right, no one cares what or who Bridget is doing.

  8. 8 Aleric Sep 24th, 2008 at 9:46 am

    Why would anyone care what a bunch of stereotypical “Dumb Blondes” are doing to keep their sugar daddy happy.

    The word whore is normally used when a woman is kept for sexual favors and it is a prostitution charge to anyone earning less than $500k a year. But we all know Hugh is different.

  9. 9 StrawberryGirl Sep 24th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks the three girlfriends bit is a sham? The Hef needs to, er, keep up his image so he creates this phony menage a quatre. Viagra or no, the dude is around 90 years old. He probably naps 10 times a day and is out cold by 8:30 p.m..

  10. 10 Aleric Sep 24th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    No Strawberrygirl, we all know Hugh is poser. The sad part is he probably believes people think he is sleeping with these girls every night.

  11. 11 Alissa Sep 24th, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    HAHAHA. It´s so sad! I don´t even live in US, but in my country “the girls next door” are on TV every f*-/”·%& night. Bridget is soooooo stupid! Kendra is sooooo trashy! and Holly is soooooo desperate! She even says on camera that she can wait to get pregnant! Does she intendes to have Hef´s son?? Bad news for you sweetie! I don´t think he is able to…procreate…anymore. The only thing that makes this show funny is watching how Holly tries to become Mrs. Hef. She even tries to work in his …company?? for having some power over something! A cheer for Bridget´s cat (or rat, I can´t figure what is that) for running away from her!!!

  12. 12 nikki Oct 20th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    i love these girls
    my fave is bridget she is so girly and loves pink and seems kind
    kendra seems a bit chavvy for me
    aww poor holly i would feel the same if i was her
    you have loads of people backing you holly babee
    i belive that the girls do love puffin
    i want my bedroom to be like theress :D
    i would become hef’s girlfriend if i had a chance to
    ily
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  13. 13 Trini Feb 21st, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Nikki you would me a perfect girlfriend for Puffin if you think this show is real, are you blond?

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