From the NYT Diner’s Journal:
More news from the breast milk beat: PETA is urging the makers of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream to replace cow’s milk with human breast milk, to lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health at the same time.
That’s right: Exploiting cows bad, exploiting humans good.
It could be a great marketing opportunity for Ben & Jerry’s, though. Especially if they could get some celebrities to lend their names:
- Angelina Jelly
- Jennifer Love Chewit
- Winona Ryder Ripple
- S’mores & Sarandon
- Dolly Parfait
- Laura San Giacomo Crunch
- Scarlett Fudgehansson
- Flava Mendes
- Jessica Albutter Pecan
Okay, now you try.
Update: Almond Hayek, Caramel Gugino, and Heath-Bar Graham. And from the comments: Marzipan Anderson, Halle Strawberry, and of course, Banana Nicole Smith.
A judge has ordered rapper T.I. to pay the mother of his first two children more money in child support.
Lashon Dixon was previously receiving $2,000 a month for the two boys, ages 7 and 8, but because of the court order she will now get more than $3,000 a month.
A few weeks ago, I would have thought this was justice. What I didn’t realize at the time was that T.I. was already paying for the kids’ private school tuition, medical bills, and extracurricular activities, including acting lessons, summer camp, football, baseball, and basketball. And Dixon apparently doesn’t have a job and doesn’t feel the need to get one. Because of the child support and all.
Her lawyer said that his client is dissatisfied with the amount but “every little bit helps. She was just getting by with the children.”
Hmm, maybe if she had income that didn’t rely solely on a failed relationship with a guy who happened to strike it rich, it would improve her finances. What a crazy thought.
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