Everybody’s favorite hoppin’, hubby-heistin’ harpy would like your attention! And as ever, we’re glad to oblige. According to Ecorazzi:
Heather Mills wants to pose naked for charity. Again.
She’s done it before for her anti-landmine charity back in ‘99 and now a source close to her says the animal activist is willing to do it again. The Daily Express is reporting that 40-year-old former wife of singer Paul McCartney intends to join the likes of Pamela Anderson and Eva Mendes for PETA’s “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign.
I hope PETA takes her up on her selfless offer, and that the ad is at least as hilariously bizarre as her billboards for the UK vegan group Viva:
Hey Meaty? Must be a UK thing, like Little Britain and dental neglect. Well, it seems unlikely that PETA will go for it, considering she’s even less popular than they are. But we can dream, can’t we?
(And yes, I did use a thesaurus.)
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Termagant = Awesome. Well done. Does anyone in this world seem to like or respect Heather Mills? Maybe even PETA will turn her down due to lack of popularity? And to say she is less likable than Pammy is saying a lot.
A question; do PETA is now a refuge for “Has-Beens” of the world?
PETA will take her. Anything that gets people talking about them is good in their eyes. It’s sure to be ’shocking’ too. “I’d rather lose another leg than eat meat!”
Simpler to describe it as: ‘Pamela Exposing T*ts and A**.’
Nanners, you did *not* just say that.
**Can’t stop laughing**
I hope they take her up on it too. It serves to discredit them further.
I can see the headline now: “Heather Mills Stumping for PETA Again.”
“Meat and dairy animals produce more greenhouse gases than all the world’s transport combined.”
So what’s the solution, stop eating meat, let the animals proliferate and increase their contribution to greenhouse gases?
Rocko, you beat me to it.
Wouldn’t it be better TO eat animals, therefore lowering their greenhouse gas emissions?
I’ll lose my leg again if you don’t stop wearing fur!
“Heather Mills-McCartney was left wincing in pain after her prosthetic leg became detached during a clash with security guards at Jennifer Lopez’ New York office. Sir Paul McCartney’s wife paid a visit to the headquarters of J Lo’s Sweetface fashion label on Wednesday afternoon to protest against the use of fur in some of its designs.”
http://www.hellomagazine.ca/celebrities/2005/09/15/heathermills/
It seems she isn’t getting enough attention being the ExWife of Paul so now she can scare us with her nudeness.
Nanners is right (and hilarious). PETA will do anything for attention, even if that attention is negative. It’s almost genius, really, and it’s not often I call crap domestic terrorists genius.
Oh great! The idoit is back…
Rocko and Shell -
A comedian (I think it was Carlos Mencia) did a bit where he’s talking to a vegan who’s also pro-AGW. The routine goes something like this:
“Let me get this straight: CO2 causes global warming, right? But animals like cows emit methane and CO2. The plants turn CO2 into what? OXYGEN. So, as a carnivore, I’M eating the problem…and as a vegan, YOU’RE eating the solution!”