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02
Oct

Fossett Followup

A few months ago, we told you about how Sir Richard Branson had convinced Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin to use Google Earth to search for lost aviator Steve Fossett. Which seemed like a noble goal, until you realized that Branson’s home on his private Necker Island is blocked on Google Earth (pictured). It’s okay for Google to violate your privacy with their planet-mapping efforts, as long as you’re not a billionaire buddy of Larry and Sergey. And their satellite data is updated often enough for them to think they could find a lost plane, but not often enough to detect that cloud moving away from Branson’s house.

The Google search didn’t work, but the effort has continued anyway because Fossett’s really rich. Or, I should say, was:

Authorities said Thursday morning that the wreckage initially spotted by aerial searchers is the plane piloted by missing adventurer Steve Fossett, not seen since he took off from an airstrip at an isolated ranch in the Nevada desert some 13 months ago.

CNN announced Thursday’s confirmation. No human remains were found…

The news comes after hiker Preston Morrow said that on Monday he found three identification cards bearing Fossett’s name and $1,005 cash in a bush just west of the town of Mammoth Lakes.

“It was just weird to find that much money in the backcountry, and the IDs,” said Morrow. “My immediate thought was it was a hiker or backpacker’s stuff, and a bear got to the stuff and took it away to look for food or whatever.”

Unless he’s pulling a D.B. Cooper or something, it doesn’t look good.

02
Oct

Crazed Tab Reporter Set Up Heather Locklear for DUI

This is as nutty a story as it gets. Even for Hollywood.

So Heather Locklear was popped last week for driving under the influence, and curiously enough, the paps were right there to catch the event on tape.

Someone smelled a rat though, and it turns out a crazed former Us Weekly writer has been stalking Locklear since forever. Jill Ishkanian allegedly hacked into her former employer’s celebrity-tracking database (I know, I want one too!), followed Locklear in her car, then called 911 to report suspicious driving.

When the cops showed up, Ishkanian took photos of the arrest, photos she then sold for $27,500 to TMZ.com.

Except Locklear wasn’t drunk. Eyewitnesses who saw her minutes before her arrest said she did not appear intoxicated in the slightest.

The toxicology report hasn’t been released yet but we’re predicting a fail for Ishkanian.

02
Oct

PETA says only chilly Africans are allowed to wear fur

October 2 is Gandhi’s birthday, which the animal rights movement has apparently appropriated in order to celebrate “emancipation day for our bovine brothers and sisters,” or some such thing. And you know how much love I have in my heart for the animal rights movement. So I thought I ought to find something worthy of the occasion.

This one’s a thinker, so bear with me.

PETA has a strict no-fur policy. Look at the group’s zany website and scroll down under “Why animal rights?” — It says “Animals Are Not Ours To Wear.” Simple enough. I don’t agree with that (I’m wearing at least two or three right now!), but I understand it. Totally unambiguous.

But now PETA has announced that it’s been collecting fur coats from indignant activists — or, presumably, from brainless ass-tards who suddenly realized in horror that the chinchilla isn’t an organic fiber grown in the Amazon rainforest — and donating them to an African charity:

If an animal’s skin has already been stolen from its rightful owner, how can you make the best of an awful situation? By giving the skin to charity!

Recently, PETA Europe donated around 100 fur coats and leather and wool items to the charity Let’s Help Africa in Port Elizabeth, South Africa. The charity then took the coats into the freezing mountains of Lesotho and gave them to needy farmers and poor herd boys. Even when the temperature plummets to below freezing, these folks have no choice but to spend their days working outside.

PETA-approved fur-wearers! We found them!

PETA-approved fur-wearers! We found them!

So let me get this straight. Someone in Lesotho (yes, I had to look it up…) wants a fur coat because they live in a cold climate. They didn’t kill the animals to make the garment. They didn’t buy the coat. In fact, the coat may have been made and purchased years or even decades ago. They didn’t ask for it. Someone just gave it to them. Not only does PETA say that’s okay, but the group makes it happen and then proudly blogs about it.

But if some poor schlub in New York City wants to give his grandmother’s mink to his fiancée as an engagement gift, or if (heaven forbid) some working stiff in Finland or Russia wants to save up for a year and buy a fur coat (even a second-hand one) to give his wife, PETA has the recipient of that little gift practically marked for death. Or at least a little spray paint and public humiliation.

Has PETA just made a massive strategic blunder? Or are they really that hypocritical? If some people can morally wear fur, then why can’t the rest of us? Is this a Breakfast Club moment? (John Bender: “How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up, It’ll be anarchy!”) Those under 30, ask your parents…

By the way, PETA in the United States claims it’s also giving fur coats to an American charity called the Human Relief Organization, which then sends them to a Nigerian group called Igbo Common Causes. Honestly, I’m skeptical, since the purported “thank you” letter from Igbo misspells both “causes” and “Nigeria.” You be the judge.




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