16 Responses to “Crazed Tab Reporter Set Up Heather Locklear for DUI”

1. 1 bigmama Oct 2nd, 2008 at 1:43 pm

   Hey, now all the celebrities with DUIs can say US weekly set them up. What an excuse.

2. 2 Syd Oct 2nd, 2008 at 1:52 pm

   I’d love to watch Heather put a proper ass-whoopin’ on that reporter.

3. 3 Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg Oct 2nd, 2008 at 1:58 pm

   “Except Locklear wasn’t drunk.” She may not have been drunk, but what was she doing with a shovel, an ice pick, plastic bags and latex gloves in her trunk? Those cops need to ask some more questions.

4. 4 StrawberryGirl Oct 2nd, 2008 at 2:10 pm

   Borat journalism goes to a whole new level.

5. 5 db Oct 2nd, 2008 at 2:29 pm

   I know the job market is tough but this is a bit extreme to get re-hired.

6. 6 Aleric Oct 2nd, 2008 at 2:56 pm

   If Heather was smart she would file charges against the photographer, then sue her for defamation of character.

7. 7 Austin Oct 2nd, 2008 at 3:11 pm

   Fail for Ishkanian? I could only see that happening if somehow TMZ was able to sue and get their $27,500 back for those pics. Otherwise, she is full of win at the moment – not to mention totally bonkers.

8. 8 Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg Oct 2nd, 2008 at 3:20 pm

   Get your silly string ready:

   “Former senator and presidential candidate John Edwards will speak about election results and answer questions during a lecture Nov. 11 at 7 p.m. in the Indiana University Auditorium, the Indiana Memorial Union Board announced today.”

   His talk will focus on what the results mean for America’s political and economic future. The lecture is free and open to the public and will be followed by a question and answer session.

   The lecture is co-sponsored by the Office of the Provost, the Residence Halls Association, IU College Democrats, and Young Democrats of Indiana, according to the union board.

   For more information about the event contact Union Board Public Relations Director Nathan Click at ubpr@indiana.edu or 855-4682

9. 9 Pastfarian Oct 2nd, 2008 at 3:28 pm

   I’d turn in my own grandmother on a DUI for $27,500. And she knows it. Last time it was all spitting and scratching. And that’s just when she turned ME in. I’ll get her. I guess Christmas will be ugly again this year.

10. 10 Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg Oct 2nd, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    Pastfarian, she’s single-cougar right? I mean like, you would be offended if I “knocked on her door” sometime?

11. 11 Bruce Oct 2nd, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    Wow. Sign this woman up as an MSNBC reporter covering Sarah Palin.

    I thought the MSM couldn’t get any lower and I was wrong! They could actually be more dishonest than they already are.

12. 12 Pastafarian Oct 2nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Got $27,500?

13. 13 Shell Oct 2nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    Pasta, I’ve started coming to this site to read your comments almost as much as to read the articles themselves.

14. 14 Chronic Malanga Oct 3rd, 2008 at 5:16 am

    Wow. Well, pending toxicology reports, I can only say that I hope Heather ruins this harpy if she wasn’t under the influence of anything.

15. 15 Pastafarian Oct 3rd, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Thanks Shell. That’s the plan. I want to work for Deceiver because I hear it’s like a low six figure salary, company car (a Yugo you can drive two miles a week), plus parties with supermodel types every Wednesday, and Saturday (It’s really just a Victoria’s Secret Fashion show from CBS played on a VCR). Plus I hear Holly Won’t is smokin’ hot.

    (Just kidding about everything except the Holly stuff.)

16. 16 Holly Won't Oct 3rd, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    It’s only six figures if you count pennies. Other than that, you heard right.

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