Celebritology wrote an article that left my cold, black heart feeling kind of guilty for being hard on Miley Cyrus over the past few months. To wit:
I felt a little verklempt when I read about Miley’s 16th birthday bash at, of course, Disneyland. Because not content to let this girl — excuse me, I mean child — celebrate this milestone with a modicum of privacy, she was instead costumed, handed a mike and pushed on stage to perform four songs to an audience of paying ticket-holders.
“Miley is really hard to surprise,” dad Billy Ray Cyrus told the Associated Press. I’m sure that’s true, especially when the guest of honor is tasked with making good on those $250 tickets.
It goes on to analyze how Miley isn’t really living the life of a teenager. “That’s just my personality. I don’t get shaken or stirred up over anything. Which can be a problem sometimes. I’m just, like, so no emotions,” she said in that infamous Vanity Fair profile.
But I keep coming back to that Billy Ray Cyrus quote. “Miley is really hard to surprise.” So does that mean the event for which Disney charged $250 a head was supposed to be a surprise party, albeit one where she was contractually obligated to provide the entertainment? When does she just get to be a girl?
Btw, her real birthday isn’t until November 23 (which you’d hope her dad would know). I just can’t help but get the impression that Billy Ray is standing behind the curtain, whispering “dance, monkey, dance!” whenever Miley goes on stage.


Jennifer Love Hewitt 
