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06
Oct

Miley Cyrus Hosts ‘Birthday Party’ at Disneyland

Celebritology wrote an article that left my cold, black heart feeling kind of guilty for being hard on Miley Cyrus over the past few months. To wit:

I felt a little verklempt when I read about Miley’s 16th birthday bash at, of course, Disneyland. Because not content to let this girl — excuse me, I mean child — celebrate this milestone with a modicum of privacy, she was instead costumed, handed a mike and pushed on stage to perform four songs to an audience of paying ticket-holders.

“Miley is really hard to surprise,” dad Billy Ray Cyrus told the Associated Press. I’m sure that’s true, especially when the guest of honor is tasked with making good on those $250 tickets.

It goes on to analyze how Miley isn’t really living the life of a teenager. “That’s just my personality. I don’t get shaken or stirred up over anything. Which can be a problem sometimes. I’m just, like, so no emotions,” she said in that infamous Vanity Fair profile.

But I keep coming back to that Billy Ray Cyrus quote. “Miley is really hard to surprise.” So does that mean the event for which Disney charged $250 a head was supposed to be a surprise party, albeit one where she was contractually obligated to provide the entertainment? When does she just get to be a girl?

Btw, her real birthday isn’t until November 23 (which you’d hope her dad would know). I just can’t help but get the impression that Billy Ray is standing behind the curtain, whispering “dance, monkey, dance!” whenever Miley goes on stage.

06
Oct

Jennifer Love Hewitt Blah Blah Blah Weight Loss

Jennifer Love Hewitt caught some flack from me when she went on the cover of Us Weekly in August to brag about her weight loss. I thought she was being a big ol’ hypocrite for flaunting her new svelte look after telling “all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist” to wear their bikinis with pride and feel beautiful no matter what their size.

Well now she’s telling TV Guide that she never agreed to go on the cover of that magazine:

TVGuide.com: Having lashed back at the media about that “controversy,” did you hesitate about participating in that Us Weekly cover story about your 18-lb. weight loss?

Hewitt: You know what’s funny is I didn’t participate in it. Everybody thinks I did, but…. They talked to my trainer, who I think was just trying to say nice things and it kind of went on. I literally got a phone call saying, “P.S. You’re going to be on the cover of Us, and they’re talking about you losing weight.” I was like, “What?!” [Laughs]

TVGuide.com: I myself thought, “How could she do that, having criticized the media for obsessing on body image?”

Hewitt: I know, and that’s what everybody keeps concentrating on, but I had nothing to do with it. I didn’t go lose weight because of that. I’m not a “work out” kind of girl — I’d rather shop or see a movie! — but I got this “bug” in me to run a marathon for my 30th birthday [next Feb. 21]. I started training, and when you’re doing anything like that which you’re not used to, you drop weight. When I heard all the compliments and nice things, it made me nervous. I didn’t want people to think what I said [last year] wasn’t true, because I stand by what I said. People’s bodies are going to change. Sometimes you’re going to go up, sometimes you’re going to go down…. I wish people would stop talking about it all together, to be quite honest.

I wish “they” would too, JLH. By which I of course mean “you.”

But more importantly, does anyone believe that she didn’t grant an interview for the cover? One in which she is directly quoted. And then at the Emmys two weeks ago, she repeated the sentiment in an interview with Access Hollywood. Or did she not knowingly participate in that either?

06
Oct

New Starbucks “Drip” Is Actually A Wasteful Gusher

Starbucks has a Commitment to Being a Deeply Responsible Company.” And its mission statement includes Instilling environmental responsibility as a corporate value.” These things are right on the coffee company’s website, so they must be true. If you don’t believe me, try the Starbucks Planet Green” game (with extra smug).

Now along comes The Sun (that ne’er-do-well British tabloid) to burst our frothy bubble:

STARBUCKS was blasted by environmental experts last night after The Sun discovered it pours millions of litres of precious water down the drain at its coffee shops.

The giant coffee chain has a policy of keeping a tap running non-stop at all its 10,000 outlets worldwide, wasting 23.4 MILLION litres a day.

That would provide enough daily water for the entire two million-strong population of drought-hit Namibia in Africa or fill an Olympic pool every 83 minutes.

Every Starbucks branch has a cold tap behind the counter providing water for a sink called a “dipper well”, used for washing spoons and utensils.

Staff are banned from turning the water off under bizarre health and safety rules — bosses claim a constant flow stops germs breeding in the taps …

[W]ater companies accused the firm of HARMING the environment by frittering away a vital natural resource.

And the claim that running taps are needed for hygiene reasons was dismissed by experts as “nonsense”.

Kinda makes me wonder why we all got saddled with those “low-flow” toilets. We’d save more water switching to Caribou, Tim Horton’s, Costa, or Caffé Nero.

Update: The Daily Mail is also reporting this, so at least it’s not just The Sun …




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