Samantha Ronson might have to pay Perez Hilton’s legal fees, but Lindsay’s dad wants Perez to pay a visit to the hospital. According to the NYDN:
The Hollywood dad-gone-bad — who insists he’s trying to do good — is offering to step into the boxing ring with the highest bidder and donate all the money to Long Island charities.
“This is not about publicity,” Lohan told the Daily News before heading to the gym to get in fighting form for the Nov. 24 match at the Hilton Long Island in Melville, L.I.
“If publicity is involved, it’s only to raise money for charity,” he said.
Michael Lohan saying something isn’t about publicity is like Perez Hilton saying something isn’t about publicity. Which brings us to that catty calorie-collector:
Bidding starts at $5,000 for the chance to go three rounds with Lohan — but the convicted felon knows whom he’d like to fight.
“If there’s one person on this planet that I’d like to fight, it’s [celebrity blogger] Perez Hilton - for every single jab he’s taken at my children and my family,” Lohan said.
And then Perez mewled something incredibly boring in response. These two having a nice little slapfight is a good start. But shouldn’t it really be a fight to the death? And then the winner is set on fire and pushed into a pit of poisoned spikes? Just thinking out loud here.
Anyhow, it’s good to see Mr. Lohan is still saved by Jesus and all that. Remember the whole “turn the other cheek” thing, Michael? On second thought, you might not want to try that one when Perez is around.
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I’d pay $5000 to punch ‘em both in the face. Well, I’d punch Michal Lohan. I’d snap Perez Hilton’s bra.
The deathmatch idea ain’t bad, but I think the fundamental problem there would be that anytime anyone pays these two any attention, everybody loses.
So where’s the hypocrisy?
Boxing is sport, not atheism-based revenge, no?
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i quit perez hilton when he began ridiculing children (sadie sandler) and stopped reporting gossip after he began to imagine himself the star of his celebrity reportage….he got confused about his role and revealed himself to be utterly ignorant about basic tenant of journalistic integrity. See t. casablancas for a primer on how to “do it right…”
perez and his “news” is rarely ref’d by other blogs…more evidence of how lacking in influence he is, despite his self-proclaimed status.
i was a huge perez hilton fan, that is, until he humiliated himself over and over and over and over…even in the realm of gossip, i find that i require a grounding in reality, and something of a commitment to basic journalistic integrity, not to mention logic that coheres and spellcheck that applies.
For Michael, it is a bit hypocritical, and not because he is boxing for love of the sport, or even just a little extra case. It’s because he isn’t doing it for that. He’s doing it to get a shot at Perez Hilton, a person that he holds a personal grudge against. So that’s not exactly the Christian motive for boxing, and his ridiculous attempts to get attention, of course.
I would soooo watch a death match between those two.
Thought it would be with Lindsay’s girlfriend? She’s more a man than Perez..
Does anyone really read Perez’s stuff anymore? Besides the Lohans?
Um, hasn’t Michael Lohan voluntarily contacted Perez to gossip about Lindsay and White Oprah even before she was going out with Sam? This guy is a deceiver of the highest order.
By the way, can we have a Deceiver awards?
Someone should tell Michael that he shouldn’t hit girls.
Give ‘em both flame throwers and I’ll watch.
rockitqueen - i was thinking the same thing! i used to love reading perez hilton, but not anymore. his news has gotten so boring and half of it i don’t even care about. i’ll stick with the double d’s - deceiver.com and dlisted.com!
JJ don’t insult girls like that. We don’t want him either. I’m pretty sure the gay community doesn’t want him. Hear that Perez, there is no place for YOU!