I’m not sure this even warrants a disclosure, but I was a major fan of The O.C. As crazy as it sounds, it’s more or less the reason I moved to Southern California. Seriously.
And I even liked Marissa and her pretty, pretty hair (not to mention her awesome mother, Julie Cooper Nichol Cooper Roberts Atwood).
So this is not the point of the post. The point is that Mischa Barton of Marissa infamy has absolutely no idea how to dress herself. Her fashion sense is basically comedy. She even deserved her own section on Go Fug Yourself and secured a big feature in the accompanying book, The Fug Awards. Unfortunately she lost out in the Most Inexplicable Style Icon category to Chloë Sevigny.
Which brings me to Mischa’s criticism of Victoria Beckham:
“Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish.
“I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all.”
The former OC star added: “I don’t dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.”
Coming from someone who routinely dresses like a hobo, I hope Posh doesn’t give this much credence. You can dance to the beat of your own sartorial drummer but please don’t turn it into a mosh pit.
She thinks people like her style? Wait. Who are these “people”? I’m not even sure what to say about that outfit. I’m just…I have to go lie down now. I’m feeling a little faint.
That’s not so crazy Holly. I was so moved by “Space: 1999″ as a kid that I moved to the Moon.
Huh? That wasn’t the Moon? Well then where in the Hell was I?!
I went to a restaurant on the Moon once. It was a nice place but it had no atmosphere.
I think Mischa’s been drinking the bong water.
1) Victoria Beckham is ugly in a scary Madonna/Skeleton emaciated way.
2) Mischa Barton is cute and dresses ok.
I’ve tried to move to Skywalker Ranch for 20 years but they keep throwing me out!
Anyway, I look at that picture of Mischa and Cher’s “Half Breed” starts playing in my head.
Personally I dislike both Posh and Mischa. One has to wear Dolce and Gabbana to take out the fucking trash (I’m saying that metaphorically. She probably can’t lift a trashbag) and ones dresses like a homeless hippy who just crashed from her last hit.
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind… and get away with it?
Neither can Mischa Barton.
I’m no fan of Posh’s, but while her style is over the top and she looks like a fem bot, I would rather dress like her than I would Mischa if they were my only choices. Mischa is incredibly desperate for attention since people figured out that she can’t, you know, actually act, and it shows in the way she dresses, as well as comments like these.
I think her outfit here is cute. she matched everything.
I don’t like either of them (as I know them so well..) Mischa can’t really comment as she dresses like in really bad clothing. The fac that she picked on stick instect shows that she’s jealous of something..
Posh’s style is so over-the-top that it’s awesome.
Barton’s style is so underwhelming (and unhygienic-looking) that it’s kind of sad.
That said, however, any celebrity criticizing another celebrity’s fashion choices is fairly amusing, since it’s not like any of them know how to dress well. It’s like a toddler complaining that a five-year-old can’t parse sentences and explain Kierkegaard.