16 Responses to “Please, God, Let This Be A Food Baby On Heidi Montag”

1. 1 GoMegDotCom Oct 14th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

   Are you there God? It’s me, GoMegDotCom. I ask for a lot, from being an actress to screwing Rodrigo Santoro’s brains out, but give the world a mulligan on the Heidi / Spencer shit. Please, please, please! Oh, and please may I have a decent grade on my geology midterm? Love, GoMeg.

2. 2 Michael Oct 15th, 2008 at 12:25 am

   It could just be she’s worn a very tight-fitting dress over her poof. If they do bring a child into the world, can we get it adopted?

3. 3 kelli Oct 15th, 2008 at 3:09 am

   Can’t stand these two. Whats their game?

4. 4 Chronic Malanga Oct 15th, 2008 at 4:37 am

   I’m an atheist, yet even I am praying that those two never reproduce.

5. 5 katie Oct 15th, 2008 at 8:06 am

   omg. please. i felt a sudden urge to gag when i saw this picture. haven’t heard much from them lately and it would be horrible if they had a child. even worse if they had one to keep their names in the news!

6. 6 Ali Oct 15th, 2008 at 9:37 am

   Is there a dog whisperer-type dude for babies? If so, someone had better hire him to teach this baby how to fashion the umbilical cord into a noose. It’s for his or her own good!!!

7. 7 KG Oct 15th, 2008 at 9:53 am

   5 months ago: http://deceiver.com/2008/05/16/more-heidi-montag-fakery-this-time-with-babies/#comments

   I hope that’s all this is.

8. 8 Jeff Oct 15th, 2008 at 10:52 am

   Don’t you think Spencer would’ve sold the pictures of himself fondling Heidi’s stomach to InTouch or Us by now, though? Or some other pose equally creepy?

9. 9 StrawberryGirl Oct 15th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

   It’s like Rosemary’s Baby, only scarier!

10. 10 Kari Oct 15th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    1. Isn’t she a ‘virgin’?
    2. I hope she just gains weight in her tummy. That baby would be suicidal by age 3.

11. 11 Anna Oct 15th, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    For “publicity purposes”?! That should go in the file of Top Ten Absolute Worst Reasons to Have A Baby. Do they even give a damn about the kind of effort it would take to raise a child properly, to love it and cherish it and give it a good life? My mind, she is *blown.*

12. 12 kelli Oct 15th, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    Bloody rude dress anyway..

13. 13 Mr. Sleepyhead Oct 16th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    That’s what Brooke Shields has been warning us about. They did it strictly for the Volkswagen Routan. This video confirms it:

    http://www.vw.com/routan/en/us/

    My dark humor hopes the new born looks like infant NFL linebacker.

14. 14 MC Mom Oct 16th, 2008 at 11:35 am

    Jeff, maybe that’s what Spencer has planned for next week’s US. Me, I’m just hoping she forgot to suck in her gut for the cameras.

15. 15 jlynn Oct 16th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    Don’t panic everyone, there must be a rational explanation. Like maybe some of the silicone just leaked and naturally went in a downward direction.

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