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Mischa Barton Trades Bud for Bud Light

Mischa Barton looked like a deer in headlines as she was snapped buying an economy-size box of Bud Light on Monday.

Comes as a bit of a surprise after she swore up and down her wild living was behind her, following her DUI arrest last winter that also included a bonus charge of possession.

Last month, she talked about her sobering stint in rehab:

“I wanted to prove to the court that I would take it completely seriously, so I went to rehab to prove that I was sober.  It really helped in getting the more serious aspects of my case dropped because, you know, that’s what they wanted to hear; you are not an alcoholic and you don’t have a problem.  So I did it in the most low key way possible — I didn’t make a fuss about it and I didn’t tell a lot of my friends.  I just did the program and got through it.”

Yeah, sounds like she took it really seriously.

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19 Responses to “Mischa Barton Trades Bud for Bud Light”


  1. 1 Jake Oct 15th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    I swear I was only holding it for a friend…

  2. 2 bigmama Oct 15th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Mmmm, beer. (Doing Homer Simpson gargle)

  3. 3 Jrod Oct 15th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    I’d drink beer out of her ass crack! She is hot!

  4. 4 katie Oct 15th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    what a fool. im surprised shes still even in the news..

  5. 5 Queen Bee Oct 15th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    I’m not offended that she is drinking. I am offended she is drinking Bud Light. If you are going to indulge, shouldn’t it be something fabulous?
    JRod, you don’t think she has raging herpes? If you drank beer from her ass crack, you would see your face light with blisters and crackly sores. Don’t go there.

  6. 6 StrawberryGirl Oct 15th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    And it’s only 10 a.m.!

  7. 7 The Oversneer Oct 15th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    I bet she was just buying it for her underage fans.

  8. 8 Pastafarian Oct 15th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    That’s just her morning eye opener.

  9. 9 Whatever Oct 15th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    So there is something wrong with drinking an 18 sack before lunch now? Jeeze, it must be lonely, all the way up their on your high horse.

  10. 10 Jrod Oct 15th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    Queen Bee:

    I would use Saran Wrap then…

  11. 11 Chronic Malanga Oct 15th, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    Queen Bee is right. If she was going to fall off the wagon, she could have at least sprung for some Heineken.

  12. 12 Simon Scowl Oct 15th, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    I actually like that it’s Bud Light. It’s so… ordinary.

  13. 13 Pastafarian Oct 15th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    How much you wanna bet she walked out of that store with that Bud and jumped into the front seat of an El Camino.

    *WOOOOOOOO We’re gonna party down at the quarry tonight darlin’!*

  14. 14 kelli Oct 15th, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    Shes got that white trash look down man

  15. 15 Chronic Malanga Oct 16th, 2008 at 5:41 am

    LOL, Simon… that is a good point. If we are going to go the other way with it, Natural Light would have been even more classic. ;)

  16. 16 Jrod Oct 16th, 2008 at 9:42 am

    Please, I hooked up with A LOT (and I mean A LOT, like WAY TOO MANY…) white trash chicks in my day. While some of them did have all of their teeth, and some of them were mildly atractive in a slutty way, NONE of them ever paid for their own beer.

  17. 17 Jrod Oct 16th, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Holy Crap, she is so TINY! I just noticed that was only an 18! Not even a CASE!

  18. 18 Pastafarian Oct 16th, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Then you were doing something wrong Jrod. Did you have an El Camino? Mine was a kick ass $500.00 ‘78 Nova.

  19. 19 Proud Vegetarian Nov 2nd, 2008 at 11:29 am

    Interesting fact from my dad, who is a chemical dependency clinician:

    If you have 1 DUI, there’s about a 50/50 chance you’re an alcoholic.

    If you have 2 DUIs, that goes up to about 75%

    Three or more, and its like 95% certain that you’re an alcoholic.

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