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Oct

Sophie Monk Eats Chicken, Sees Invisible Homeless People

PETA spokes-ditz Sophie Monk just can’t keep her chicken-chewing mouth shut.

Just days after telling a Sydney radio show that she’s a big fat zero in the sack, she’s trying to explain what possessed her to get carry-out chicken from PETA arch-nemesis KFC in August.

Here’s her explanation, courtesy of Australia’s Daily Telegraph. You’re going to need a shovel.

“I’m such an idiot — the thing was I was in there because this homeless guy was hungry,” she said. “I went past and thought ‘I’m going to go in and get him some wedges.’ I was actually doing a good deed. It’s so me to end up the other way around where I’ve done damage.”

The paparazzi photos from the day in question are all close-ups, so we don’t know if there was, in fact, a homeless guy sitting outside the KFC.

But we do have this snapshot. When Sophie left the KFC, she didn’t take any Good Samaritan detours. She went straight to her car. And the only “wedge” in this shot is the one in her drumstick-fed tush.

SOPHIES CHOICE: Wheres the homeless guy? In the back seat?

Where's the homeless guy? In the back seat?

Are you buying it?

Me neither.

Dipping sauces?

The Daily Telegraph has an online poll, and public opinion is running 3-to-1 in favor of Sophie changing her last name to “Pants On Fire.”

UPDATE: The Daily Telegraph has a lively discussion forum going about this.

UPDATE #2: I just found the photo at right on a (kinda creepy) Sophie Monk fansite, apparently taken by a different photographer. From this angle you can see more of what she’s carrying. And what’s that I see at the bottom of her KFC bag? Dipping sauces? Methinks Sophie’s got an order of the Colonel’s chicken strips. (Click on the thumbnail to see it close-up.)

16
Oct

Remember Rielle Hunter?

Boy, that whole mess seems like it was 100 years ago, huh? I haven’t checked for any news on the story lately, but presumably she and the baby and their hush money are doing fine.

But there is an interesting bit of news on the media coverage of the story. Sorry, I mean the non-coverage. As anybody who was reading us this summer can tell you, I had a post or 20 about how the news was turning a blind eye to this huge, huge story. (Here’s just one example.) Deceiver was one of the few blogs talking about it and digging up new info during the three long weeks between Edwards’ late-night hotel tryst and his kinda-sorta confession, and we’re still waiting for that thank-you card from the mainstream media for picking up their slack.

Well, if you still have any doubt that the people we rely on for our news simply did not want this story to happen, ex-L.A. Times employee Tim Cavanaugh just removed it. Over at Reason Online, he has an article about… I’m not sure, actually. Deconstruction and postmodernism and other stuff that just gives me a headache. But in his discussion of how the Obama and McCain campaigns are both trying to “unpack the other side’s assumptions,” he finally confirms what most informed people had already figured out (emphasis mine):

This summer the National Enquirer caught former Democratic vice-presidential nominee John Edwards meeting with his mistress in a Beverly Hills hotel. The Los Angeles Times demonstrated a pronounced lack of enthusiasm for the story in its own back yard, even putting out a notice to its bloggers to avoid mentioning it. Before long, Mickey Kaus and other prominent media critics had jumped all over the paper. As a participant in the fun (I approved the one blog post the L.A. Times had on the matter prior to the gag order; I and the author of the post were both subsequently fired, though the events were unrelated… as far as I know), I can say that while some of the principal players’ roles were misinterpreted, the overall characterization was accurate. The L.A. Times desperately wanted to avoid this damaging story, dressed up its desires in media-diligence drag (we were told not to comment until the paper’s reporters were through looking into the matter), and as a result was beaten and humiliated in its own backyard. Tim Rutten, the sanctimonious endomorph who leads the paper’s columnist lineup, ended up admitting as much in a column written after Edwards had confessed and everybody else had stopped caring. Bias unpacking: 100 percent successful.

Not sure what that last part means, but it’s just nice to have somebody confirm what we all suspected.

As for how it relates to the political news we’re getting now… you make the call.

16
Oct

What’s Black, White, and Green All Over? Not the Daily Mail

Tabloid war!

Britain’s The Daily Mail made an emotional appeal to its readership this week as they ran a front-page story about the havoc that plastic grocery bags can wreak on ocean life.

Cut to the haunting image of a sea turtle, thousands of miles away, struggling through the deep ocean waters as discarded plastic bags wrap themselves around its flippers and body.

These majestic animals are dying in alarming numbers because they mistake the flimsy translucent bags — which could in theory come from British supermarkets — for jellyfish, a key element of their diet.

Oh noes, the turtles!

But rival newspaper The Daily Express slammed the Daily Mail for using polythene mailing bags for millions of its subscription copies every week. Furthermore, The Daily Mail owns the High Speed Bagging Company plant that produces these polybags.

The Daily Express really spared no indignation in its criticism of the tab, and threw in some bonus commentary about its falling circulation:

Every week, hundreds of thousands of plastic-encased Daily Mails and Mail on Sundays languish unsold in shops.

Postmaster Steve Denham, who runs the newsagent’s at West Chiltington in West Sussex, dubbed the Daily Mail’s plastic bag campaign “eco hypocrisy”.

He said: “It’s two-faced. That’s the way I’d put it. At least with the plastic bags from supermarkets, they do sometimes get reused. But with newspaper polybags, they can only ever be used for wrapping the product.”

We love a good international catfight, don’t you?




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