PETA spokes-ditz Sophie Monk just can’t keep her chicken-chewing mouth shut.
Just days after telling a Sydney radio show that she’s a big fat zero in the sack, she’s trying to explain what possessed her to get carry-out chicken from PETA arch-nemesis KFC in August.
Here’s her explanation, courtesy of Australia’s Daily Telegraph. You’re going to need a shovel.
“I’m such an idiot — the thing was I was in there because this homeless guy was hungry,” she said. “I went past and thought ‘I’m going to go in and get him some wedges.’ I was actually doing a good deed. It’s so me to end up the other way around where I’ve done damage.”
The paparazzi photos from the day in question are all close-ups, so we don’t know if there was, in fact, a homeless guy sitting outside the KFC.
But we do have this snapshot. When Sophie left the KFC, she didn’t take any Good Samaritan detours. She went straight to her car. And the only “wedge” in this shot is the one in her drumstick-fed tush.
Are you buying it?
Me neither.
The Daily Telegraph has an online poll, and public opinion is running 3-to-1 in favor of Sophie changing her last name to “Pants On Fire.”
UPDATE: The Daily Telegraph has a lively discussion forum going about this.
UPDATE #2: I just found the photo at right on a (kinda creepy) Sophie Monk fansite, apparently taken by a different photographer. From this angle you can see more of what she’s carrying. And what’s that I see at the bottom of her KFC bag? Dipping sauces? Methinks Sophie’s got an order of the Colonel’s chicken strips. (Click on the thumbnail to see it close-up.)




Boy, that whole mess seems like it was 100 years ago, huh? I haven’t checked for any news on the story lately, but presumably she and the baby and their hush money are doing fine.
