PETA spokes-ditz Sophie Monk just can’t keep her chicken-chewing mouth shut.
Just days after telling a Sydney radio show that she’s a big fat zero in the sack, she’s trying to explain what possessed her to get carry-out chicken from PETA arch-nemesis KFC in August.
Here’s her explanation, courtesy of Australia’s Daily Telegraph. You’re going to need a shovel.
“I’m such an idiot — the thing was I was in there because this homeless guy was hungry,” she said. “I went past and thought ‘I’m going to go in and get him some wedges.’ I was actually doing a good deed. It’s so me to end up the other way around where I’ve done damage.”
The paparazzi photos from the day in question are all close-ups, so we don’t know if there was, in fact, a homeless guy sitting outside the KFC.
But we do have this snapshot. When Sophie left the KFC, she didn’t take any Good Samaritan detours. She went straight to her car. And the only “wedge” in this shot is the one in her drumstick-fed tush.
Where's the homeless guy? In the back seat?
Are you buying it?
Me neither.
The Daily Telegraph has an online poll, and public opinion is running 3-to-1 in favor of Sophie changing her last name to “Pants On Fire.”
UPDATE: The Daily Telegraph has a lively discussion forum going about this.
UPDATE #2: I just found the photo at right on a (kinda creepy) Sophie Monk fansite, apparently taken by a different photographer. From this angle you can see more of what she’s carrying. And what’s that I see at the bottom of her KFC bag? Dipping sauces? Methinks Sophie’s got an order of the Colonel’s chicken strips. (Click on the thumbnail to see it close-up.)
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He was hiding in the backseat? Um… He was very specific about wanting a Famous Bowl™, but there wasn’t a KFC within walking distance? Seriously, we can make this work. Think, guys, think!
Does anyone here know any vegetarians? Because the ones I know would never buy fried chicken for a homeless person. They might terrorize the poor person with some tofu wrap garnished with cauliflower and sprouts while lecturing said homeless person about the evils of meat and the fast food industry in general. Meanwhile, the homeless person will be truly sorry that they ever asked for help in the first place.
I will copy and paste what I posted in the original article: “Judging from her ass in those nasty sweat pants, she may want to avoid the fried chicken and go back to being a vegetarian. Ouch.” Sophie should have just fessed up and said, “Yeah, I do my best to be a vegetarian but man I love fried chicken. Oh, and biscuits and gravy rock my world too. Judging from the shape of my ass, I really should give up this kind of food for good. Thanks for reminding me of my lapsed moral cause as well as how truly horrifying it is to see the outline of my too small thong.”
I was gonna go over to the Daily Telegraph’s discussion forum, but I can’t get my translator to work right and I don’t speak the language.
“drumstick-fed tush” lol deceiver! maybe she drove the KFC to the homeless guy? ok no, maybe not. i think she just got caught and made up some stupid lie. now she looks really dumb, and yep those look like dipping sauces to me too!
Hahaha Pasta I can give you a few pointers if you like? This girl used to be in a girl band (if you call it that) Bardot was their name. They broke up years ago. Why is she fameous in America for? I think she is lying her pants off about the chook being for a homeless person. I think she’s a secret binge eater and it was all for her…
QB: Well, she’s quoted as saying, ‘I’m going to go in and get him some wedges.’ Wedges in this case are fried potatoes. Doesn’t sound very healthy. Maybe she was actually trying to do the homeless guy in?
Yet another lipstick vegetarian.
Why even lie? Sophie, chicken is tasty. Fried chicken is yummy. Get over it and tell PETA to stick it.
She really is an idiot, even if she would have bought food for a homeless guy, surely she wouldn’t have picked KFC
Thing is, even if she WAS getting KFC for a homeless guy…PETA probably hates her for it. ‘Cause you know, KFC harms animals so they must be shunned, and PETA doesn’t exactly love humans that much. Just sayin’
I’m waiting for someone to say that Deceiver is a heartless Republican blog because to everyone here homeless people are invisible.
I see a 6′ rabbit in that picture chowing down on cole slaw she bought for him, packaged in a chicken box and totally not made with egg based mayonnaise. Does that cover it?
Queen Bee
Although what you have said is true there are some exceptions to the rule. When I was a vegetarian (from the time I was 12-18) I still cooked meat for my friends and family. If my friend wanted a couple bucks for a hotdog I gave it to them. For me it was a personal choice, not something that should be forced onto others. Of course there are TONS of vegans and vegetarians who will bully people into their lifestyle, but they are creeps trying to make up for something lacking in their own lives.
On the other hand, while I believe it was nice of her pretend to try to help a homeless guy, wouldn’t she be better off giving him a bowl of hearty soup? A sandwich? You know, something other than fried potatos.
I’ve known vegetarians who won’t set foot into McDonalds to pee because it is a horrible corporate animal slaughtering entity. Buying food there, regardless of the food, is feeding the machine. They have never been spokes people for PETA but, if they ever get famous, they might make good talking heads for the cause.
And if there was truly a homeless man in this scenario, RNB is right, she might be trying to do him in. In other words, Sophie Monk hates homeless people and wants them dead.
Kelli, I think she is famous in America for showing the “goods” in Date Movie…and smashing a hamburger all over her body…
QB
Lets make Sophie “chicken butt” Monk homeless, so then she can just try to kill herself instead of the homless. Although, by the look of that bag, she’s well on her way to killing herself anyway.
“Sophie Monk hates homeless people and wants them dead.”
Me too. All I have to do is buy them KFC? That’ll save me a ton on bullets, and shovels.
Pasta how fast do you go through shovels?
“Sir, it’s 40 degrees, it’s 4:00AM, why are you sweating, and whats with the shovel in your back seat?”
See? I’m not going through THAT again.
All these PETA bimbos are all the same. Pam Anderson likes Uggs’ boots and leather seats in her car! Sounds to me like Sophie is just following in the footsteps of another “Hollywood Blond”.
I like homeless people… And street musicians… They are a good source of conversation and giving ones money away. Seriously, I don’t get this PeTA thing… I’m a vegan, I’d never use anything that comes from an animal, but people need to stop making vegans look bad by acting like freaks! Ew, come on! Discriminating people and harassing people because of what they eat? All of my friends are meat eaters. I would never harass them about it. In fact, I couldn’t live without them.
Sure she was feeding a homeless person… haha… she just doesn’t wanna admit that she is against harming animals but she love chicken… if ya see what i mean…
She has put on a bit beef lately too…. the shock, the horror..
look at her face in the thumnnail pic… you can so totally see that she is like “oh dear God please dont let this photographer tell PETA on me; shit”..LoL!! All the pics looks like she can tell that she’s busted!!!!! Its so obvious!!!
First of all, the Daily Telegraph is a tabloid paper in the worst sense of the world, so I never believe any of the crap they write.
Yeah and where was the homeless guy, in the back of her car?
But we all shouldn’t be making fun of poor Sophie Monk, she’s so generous *snort*
Oops I didn’t mean homeless people and street musicians are a good source of conversation as in conversation piece, but as in I like to talk to them… In case there were any misunderstandings…
And yeah, this chick only got herself to blame, she’s the one with two faces, now if she doesn’t want to be a vegetarian, she can just say so