The Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce is already heading for the dumpster amid accusations that Madonna is angling for A-Rod’s baby.

This story was made for the tabloids, my friends.

My favorite article, though, was this one:

Queen of Pop Madonna, who famously follows the mystical Jewish religion Kabbalah, told a friend: “I’m totally devastated that Guy’s turned out to be such a gold-digger.

“I thought we’d been on a spiritual journey together for the past ten years — but obviously I was wrong. He’s just after my money.

“I’ve worked my ass off for the last 30 years to get what I have, and now this gold-digger wants to take it from me.

“Kabbalah philosophy teaches that you don’t take what you haven’t earned. Well that’s exactly what Guy is doing. He hasn’t earned a penny of it, yet wants to take, take, take.

“He keeps upping his demands — he just wants more, and more, and more from me. It’s unbelievable.”

Oh, the irony from the original Material Girl…