The Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce is already heading for the dumpster amid accusations that Madonna is angling for A-Rod’s baby.
This story was made for the tabloids, my friends.
My favorite article, though, was this one:
Queen of Pop Madonna, who famously follows the mystical Jewish religion Kabbalah, told a friend: “I’m totally devastated that Guy’s turned out to be such a gold-digger.
“I thought we’d been on a spiritual journey together for the past ten years — but obviously I was wrong. He’s just after my money.
“I’ve worked my ass off for the last 30 years to get what I have, and now this gold-digger wants to take it from me.
“Kabbalah philosophy teaches that you don’t take what you haven’t earned. Well that’s exactly what Guy is doing. He hasn’t earned a penny of it, yet wants to take, take, take.
“He keeps upping his demands — he just wants more, and more, and more from me. It’s unbelievable.”
Oh, the irony from the original Material Girl…
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Looks like the “Material Girl” got herself a “Material Boy”!
This entry just made my day! Thank you!
She gets the kids, he gets her English accent.
We all know what is going on with Madonna: Roid rage. Run Guy, Run!
Yeah, because he’s not sitting on like, $60mil of his own or anything.
For pity’s sake woman. Your 15-minutes were over roughly around 1989. And your arms are legitimately terrifying at this point. GO AWAY.
Originally I read “He’s just after my money” as “He’s just after my pussy” which scared me a little bit. Halloween is right around the corner.
“Kabbalah philosophy teaches that you don’t take what you haven’t earned.” So that’s why Madonna’s candidate for president wants to take all our money…because he earned it.
Her arms don’t scare me.
Now, her thighs…
If she can call herself an actress then Joe Wurzelbacher can call himself whatever the hell he wants.
exactly, josie! i read that he’s worth about $60 mil on his own anyway. he’s a director or something. but i’m sure this divorce will get uglllllly..
Like her or not, Madonna is an iconic pop culture figure, and we cannot expect her to have the same level of success that she did in the 80’s. It can’t be denied, though, that she is still a highly successful person who has built an empire on her talent for reinvention and self promotion. She is where she is because she really is like no one else, and her work ethic is on hyper drive. This sort of personality is bound to have relationship issues no matter who she is with.
I don’t think that we can know what Guy’s motivations were in marrying Madonna and her arms, but I am not necessarily buying this “gold digger” crap from Madonna’s end. He doesn’t strike me as a “Heather Mills” sort, and he is rich and famous on his own. I don’t pay enough attention to Madonna and Guy, but I always had the impression that they would work. Maybe I’m not cynical enough after all.
Either way, I’m still not over the fact that they didn’t have a pre-nup.
Wait. Madonna’s had a career for 30 years? Really? I missed that somehow.
Now, maybe, Ritchie can get back to making those great movies he’s so famous for.
Her arm??? Her thighs??? Are you crazy? It’s her “singing” that scares me.
Ok, so she’s the original “Material Girl,” she’s right. She HAS earned it. Sorry, but I wouldn’t want to have to share with my ex-husband either.
I love the double standard liberated women like to throw around these days. I bet she high fived McCartneys ex when her pay day came thru.
trent bowie – You didn’t miss much
Wait, isn’t he emotionally supporting her like any other spouse? Screw it, she’s richer, get as much as you can Guy. Get the kids, some alimony and the house.
I wonder how husbands feel like sharing it with their ex-wives? Let’s ask Madonna!
trent bowie- anybody who’s still charging $200 bucks a pop for concert tickets still has a career. Not the most relevant one, but we can’t deny the woman is still working it.
Madonna has a history of lying to get what she wants, whether it is fame, record deal, acting career (oops I mis-spoke)….you name it. Remember the original lie??? She was a high school drop out. Then there was the lie about her being in a New York dance troup. The list goes on and on. But she can’t lie about no pre-nup.
She cheats on him, and then says he’s the one who’s been in the wrong? Oh, GOD she makes me sick!
Screw it. Seriously. I like the worst of Guy Ritchie’s movies better than the best of Madonna’s albums. If she wants to figure out who the gold-diggers are in her life, she’s be better off scrutinising those cheques she’s written to the Kabbalah Center.
She can call it pay back for Swept Away. She took a big ol’ pooh on that movie.
I love it. While I hate Guy Richie…why is it that a guy HAS to be screwed when the divorce is going down. No matter who is in the Wrong, no matter who has the most $$, no matter who is banging A-rod, we need to see the guy get screwed for things to be ok in our worlds.
Just pointing out an observation…
(exception proving the rule: Heather Mills – What a bitch!)
Oh, Lisa, you are so right. Madonna was not a high school drop out. She was a cheerleader at Rochester Hills High School in Michigan. Her father had a really good, high paying job for one of the auto manufacturers as an engineer (I think). My friend lived there at one point and drove me by the house she grew up in. It is quite large, very lovely and very suburban. As someone has reminded us all, she has a talent for reinvention that started quite early in her career.
Simon, Madonna’s thighs are truly terrifying but that does not preclude the horror of her arms. You had to see those photos. Yikes.
Guy Ritchie was a good director before he hooked up with Madonna. He was famous in his own right. It seemed to me that he did his best to lie low and not be too much of a fame whore when he was with Madonna. Hell, she would have never married anyone who would take the spotlight away from her. He may be, as Madonna accused him of being “British,” with his emotions but, gosh, I guess that’s what you get when you marry a guy from England.
Gold digging? Heck, for all of the crap he had to put up with including the crazy Kabbala stuff, I’d call it “combat pay.”
“Kabbalah philosophy teaches that you don’t take what you haven’t earned.”
So why is she supporting Obama?
“He hasn’t earned a penny of it, yet wants to take, take, take.”
Now Madonna knows how I feel about the Democrats
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Queen Bee, you brought up a point that I really tried to dismiss in reading about this circus of a divorce – her comments about British men. As an American married to a British man, I find her bitterness at a nation’s entire gender juvenile. At any age, a comment like that will make a person look petty and foolish. At 50, it’s especially juvenile.
Wait a minute…..guys from England are British?
oh yeah…right….sorry
Great comments everyone. Since her Evita days Madonna has worked hard outwardly at being taken seriously as a mature and classy older woman (snicker) but when the chips are down, her true personality always seems to come out, i.e., bitter, snide, vindictive, immature, combative, etc. Yuk. Like just another nasty selfish kid on the playground.
My apologies for seemingly ripping on the Brit men. Sadly, my main experiences are watching Doctor Who and other BBC productions. Madonna has been heard, in the past, to complain about how Guy would rather head down to the pub for beers with his buds. Most people were like, “That is what British men do.” She was also heard to complain, when she fell off her horse and broke some bones, that she wanted sympathy and he told her that she was tough. This sounds more like a typical guy/girl conversation than anything but she said he was British and all stiff upper lip about the situation. My main criticism of her, is that she married a British man and was married to a British man for a while then became annoyed that he was too British. I guess it’s all cool until it doesn’t fit into her persona.
Hey, give me an accent on a man and I am EXCITED.
Someone like Madonna can’t be easy to live with. You don’t get where she is without being a complete control freak. At some point she has to let the raines go and start acting( i use that term lightly) more her age. You can look hot in clothes too you know. As for Guy, he can go back making great movies again. He will be return to his best again..
Oh, no, QB, I wasn’t saying it because I got the impression you were ripping on Brit men. You said it best with, “she married a British man and was married to a British man for a while then became annoyed that he was too British.” But then not only that, she complains to the world about it, and rips an entire nation’s gender in the process. I could see that coming from some of these younger celebrities that want to stay in the tabloids, and it’s cringe worthy when they do it. When Madonna does it, at her age and having done this before, it just seems beyond tacky. I am not even sure that it’s what she said about British men so much as it’s the fact that she even said it. You would think that she would play it smarter.
Can someone say Narsasistic Personality Disorder? My heart goes out to Guy and the kids for having to have that in their lives.
Queen Bee -
Wot’s all ‘is, then?
If he’s a golddigger, then she’s a homewrecker! Her affair ruined two homes. Both homes with children.
Ha ha she is so hilarious… Is she being sarcastic? Come on, Donna, how could you possibly have earned all your money and stuff? By being creepy enough to inspire our nightmares and humoristic thrillers? She already proved to be one of the biggest hypocrites/douches in the world when she said she doesn’t want her kids watching TV because of all the crap that’s televised… Well, Donna, that’s you again, YOU are contributing to the crap you want to protect your young innocent ones from!
Seriously… If this girl doesn’t just have a very strange sense of humor, she’s gotta be completely hollow where her brain should be.
I can’t name a single Madonna song and I am 16. Why has she had a career for 30 years if I have never heard of even one song?