As far as I’m concerned, Michael and Dina Lohan should have never divorced because I can’t think of two people more uniquely suited for each other.

This is not a compliment.

In August, Michael Lohan announced to OK! Magazine, like you do, that his father had passed away. In the same breath, he slammed his ex-wife and challenged her to send the kids to the funeral:

“My father just, literally, died in my arms. I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina’s attorney. Let’s see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral.”

He continues, “THIS will show her true colors! Thus, not even a call. But that’s par for the course with Dina! She didn’t even send a card or visit when he was sick.”

Well, he kind of had a point. Lindsay skipped the funeral to go shopping with Samantha Ronson in New York and it just came out that Ali Lohan had an emergency weave appointment that day.

Really, Dina couldn’t have told her just to wear a hat? Ali HAD to get her extensions redone during her grandfather’s funeral? That’s cold, especially for a family that’s been trying to prove how normal and loving they are.