Good ol’ Al. He’s gonna get you to admit that WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM GLOBAL WARMING if it’s the second-to-last thing he does. The last thing being the consumption of three entire pepperoni pizzas a la mode.
Al Gore returned to his alma mater to help Harvard University launch its new greenhouse gas reduction effort.
The former vice president and 1969 Harvard graduate, told a campus audience on Wednesday that it’s time to find ways to make better use of knowledge to save the global environment.
Riffing off Harvard’s Latin motto of “truth,” he said the challenge is to find truth in the climate crisis and “use that as a basis of a new concept of who we are.”
We already know who you are, Al. Who are we ? We are the people who realize that global temps are actually going down. We are the people who laugh at the thought of you donning a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and flip-flops to stand in a snowstorm, sheepishly muttering, “Hot enough f-f-for ya, f-f-f-folks?” We are the people who know you’re as right about this as you were about heavy metal in the ’80s:
Are we done pretending this guy matters anymore? Gore, I mean, not Dee Snider. Well, either one.
(The embedded video doesn’t seem to be working, but click the link underneath and that one works.)
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I thought Republicans were suppose to be the Nazi’s of the political world???
Oh how soon people forget the 80’s when the Democrats tried to regulate everything the didn’t deem wholesome and pure. Thanks to them we have all the stickers and labels all over any music, movie or game you buy at any Electronic or Dept. store. Has it really made the world any better or save generations of children from experiancing the “bad” things in the world?
Rats. Video no longer available.
If that sweaty pic of Gore is any indication then there is global warming. Or too much body fat in a tuxedo.
Also, at least Dee Snider had a couple of good songs to party to. Of course, you could take a shot everytime Gore mentions “global warming” or “truth” in a speech.
The video should be working at the link underneath. I don’t know if the embed code is messed up or what.
It’s not global warming that is killing Al Gore. It is too much food. The man has more than one chin. I am pretty sure that clogged arteries will kill him quicker than global warming, unless you’re making a movie.
Well, well Simon, you’re growing up after all and learning the fables the LEFTY LIBS told ya aren’t true after all. Now, if you can only understand who the biggest story teller of them all is, Barack Obama you’ll really make progress.
As Charles Krauthammer said in supporting McCain: “I’m for the guy who can tell the lion from the lamb.”
Next Please!
Yeah, big lefty lib, that’s me.
Guy Arthur Thomas: when only a written condescending sneer will do. Well done.
Aw guys, I’m sorry. I didn’t think to take pictures of the environmentally-unfriendly stuff that happened at this event. So much wasting of energy in your usual ways–huge wattage lights and loudspeakers, running police vehicles, etc–plus all of Harvard Yard was decorated with laminated flyers about recycling and stuff. Was that waste of paper and plastic at least put up for posterity? Nope, they came down the next day.
The PMRC was the first time in my young life that I realized the Democrats were full of shit. Once I started questioning the music ratings I started realizing that everything the Dems (and teachers in lockstep)were telling me was the opposite of the truth. It made for a quick transition over to being a conservative. Thanks Al!
To think, this specimen of a man won a nobel prize for his great accomplishments..whatever they are. It was definitely a deserved over that useless cow Irena Sendler, I mean come on. She was only saving babies in the Warsaw ghetto!
Are you serious? Don’t you do any research, or do you just listen to what Fox News told you? Yes, cold is colder…but hot is hotter, too. Global Warming is a huge misnomer. What’s really happening? The temperature extremes on our planet are increasing, and the average temperature is rising. Get your facts straight.
Sure, it’s fun to make fun of big-shots in the public spotlight, but please don’t make fun of our children’s future, or that of our beloved (and only) planet.
Al Gore is so cool, when he farts our dear children’s (and our beloved planet’s) future brightens 5%.
You’re never gonna hear that on Fox News, folks!
It’s a big planet, it can take a joke.
Bet you retards all believe in “intelligent design” too. No wonder everyone with an ounce of education thinks conservatives are idiots.
There’s that lefty tolerance you hear so much about.
“No wonder everyone with an ounce of education thinks conservatives are idiots.”
Luv: Ur doin it rong!
Simon, can we get married?
I love your snarky little comebacks.