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Oct
08

Crazy Heather Mills Is Going for Broke

Our favorite do-badder Heather Mills has reportedly blown nearly half of her £24-million divorce settlement in just seven months.

The Sun reports that she’s spent £10-million — or about $16-million in USD — on totally frivolous crap, including an outdoor (!!) swimming pool at her home in chilly East Sussex, a luxury condo in New York that is being renovated, first-class plane tickets to expensive vacation destinations, and fees for the well-used publicist and legal teams that she’s evidently decided to pay finally. All the while complaining:

A source said: “Heather’s been moaning her money isn’t going as far as she thought, but she’s just burning her way through it.

“She reckons she has spent £10million since the divorce and still doesn’t have a finished house to live in. She hasn’t changed. In her eyes the whole world is against her.”

Boo freakin’ hoo. Other than the vegan food she donated to kids in the Bronx, none of that has gone to charity as repeatedly sworn. It makes this quote from two years ago all the more delicious:

Mills has now gone one further by vowing that the vast majority of any money she receives in a divorce settlement will go straight to Adopt-A-Minefield. The settlement is expected to range from £40m to £200m ($72m-$360m).

A spokesperson for Mills, who has already donated most of the money she has received in recent years to the charity, said, “The way she sees it is that there is no point the money sitting in a bank account gathering dust, the money has to be working.

“The more acres of minefield she can clear, the happier she will be.”

Clearly she’s more interested in setting mines than clearing them.

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20 Responses to “Crazy Heather Mills Is Going for Broke”


  1. 1 Les Paul Oct 24th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    What does she have against mimes? I mean, she really should just … oh … I’m sorry .. I misread.

  2. 2 StrawberryGirl Oct 24th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    A fool and her money….

  3. 3 MC Mom Oct 24th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Wait, why are we surprised that Ms. Mills didn’t give all the McCartney money to charity? I’d have been more shocked if she had actually kept her word.

    And Les, I’m totally against mimes and thinking of starting a mime-clearing charity to keep our city streets safe from jazz hands.

  4. 4 Holly Won't Oct 24th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    I mean, she’s an easy target so it’s probably not surprising to anyone who reads this site with any regularity. Perhaps the thing that’s most surprising is how strong the dollar is right now against the pound.

  5. 5 vanderleun Oct 24th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    It could be worse. She could be over here stumping for Obama.

  6. 6 bigmama Oct 24th, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Maybe just one more landmine, just for Heather.

    Yes, I went there.

  7. 7 Chronic Malanga Oct 24th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    People like her get what they deserve in the end. This is hopefully the very beginning of a long and ugly downward spiral into obscurity and bankruptcy. I don’t like to wish people harm, even someone like Mills who barely qualifies as human, but it would serve her right.

    And whoa… an outdoor pool in East Essex? What an expensive ornament for about nine months out of the year. Idiot.

  8. 8 Queen Bee Oct 24th, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    Can anyone help me? I am so stumped: What personality disorder does Heather Mills have? Narcissistic? Delusional Disorder?

  9. 9 Simon Scowl Oct 24th, 2008 at 11:30 pm

    You name it.

  10. 10 ShyAsrai Oct 24th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    It seems Ms. Mills likes donating OTHER people’s money…

  11. 11 Mitch Oct 25th, 2008 at 10:46 am

    She’s a greedy SOB. She was born a LOSER and she’ll die a LOSER…

  12. 12 JRN Oct 25th, 2008 at 11:39 am

    I’m starting to wonder if maybe she stepped in front of that motorcycle intentionally.

  13. 13 kelli Oct 27th, 2008 at 3:34 am

    I can’t believe she was a model? What for? Dogs are us? She’s nasty inside and out.

  14. 14 Whatever Oct 27th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    Thank you bigmama!

  15. 15 kelsey Oct 27th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Wait, how exactly is this no more land mines charity getting rid of land mines? Do they employ
    the military? Just curious.

    Also you would think that Peg leg Mills would go back and give that poor Russian woman a prosthetic leg that she promised her. Well, I guess you would think until you realized its Peg Leg
    Mills.

  16. 16 Alan Oct 27th, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    @Queen Bee: In my unprofessional opinion (but lots of first-hand experience), she exhibits a lot of traits of someone with borderline personality disorder. “The whole world is against her”

  17. 17 Oh Boy! Oct 27th, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    Heather is a gold digger. I despise her. She will probably have to put her leg on ebay soon, since she is pissing through all of Sir Paul’s money. She discusts me

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