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Lindsay Lohan’s Acting Career May Be Over. Eh, There’s Always Porn.

Amid reports of diva-ish behavior on the set of Ugly Betty, it looks like Lindsay Lohan is about to devote more time to being the butt of jokes about coked-out faux-lesbian Hollywood starlets.

She reportedly trashed her dressing room and so badly pissed off America Ferrara, the series star, that producers cut LiLo’s contract from six appearances to four.

From MSNBC (second item):

“It’s over for Lindsay,” said one well-placed Lohan source. “She’s got no film work, after this (‘Ugly Betty’ news) she’s not going to land TV jobs; I hear she’s tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t.”

What’s the cause? “It’s not a matter of will she show up or not anymore, it’s that she can’t carry a movie, she’s just not a draw anymore. When you aren’t a draw, you aren’t going to get auditions. It’s that simple,” the source said.

Another industry source added, “Every project she’s had has fallen through. She’s not even filling up her time with independent films, which is usually the strategy when work gets slow. She’s a good actress, she’s just stuck right now.”

It’s truly a death knell when even DWTS doesn’t want you. And IMDb made me realize that Ugly Betty is the first bit of work she’s gotten since I Know Who Killed Me bombed in summer 2007. This despite her claims that she voluntarily left the set of Manson Girls because she had tons of other work on her plate (or, more likely, she was fired).

So much for her attempt to recast herself as a serious actress… with boobs!

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16 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s Acting Career May Be Over. Eh, There’s Always Porn.”


  1. 1 Chronic Malanga Oct 27th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Even in Hollywood, T&A only gets you so far.

  2. 2 Toubrouk Oct 27th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    I wonder why this is news. Lohan’s fall was written in the stars since she started active like a diva on the set of “Georgia Rule”. Oh well, let’s hope she disappear as soon as possible.

  3. 3 StrawberryGirl Oct 27th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    *Begins countdown to when Lindsay “dumps” Samantha.*

  4. 4 Jrod Oct 27th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    I’d still hit it.

  5. 5 Fortunate Son Oct 27th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    I hate Lindsay Lohan, but she’s a much bigger star than America Ferrara, and “the Manson girls” was practically made for her.

    Her sketchy behavior spells addict, but she’ll be even bigger than before if she cleans out her nose.

  6. 6 Jannah Oct 27th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Tsk, tsk. This seems like the equivalent of when a regular non-celeb person at a real job, does great work on a few projects and then acts like they don’t have to lift a finger for the rest of their career until retirement. (Heh, I used to work with people like that!)

    It looks as if LL thinks her past can carry her through a life of half-@ssed efforts, and her previous work will continue to garner her any respect that she might have had as an actress (but is losing quickly). If she wakes up and smells the coffee soon enough, and grovels humbly for a little while in bit parts, she could claw her way back to the top maybe. Looks like she’s going to have to hit a hard rock bottom before that happens though.

  7. 7 Pastafarian Oct 27th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    Me too Jrod. With a four iron.

  8. 8 KML Oct 27th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    What was she ever at the TOP of, a pile of coke, the line for cocktails? She is not a great actress, was mediocre when she was in films and lacks class. WTF is wrong is a crappy work ethic and this snotty entitlement attitude brought on by parental baby boomer guilt. This world has a couple generations worth of useless, oxygen consuming, whiney, spoiled, lazy, and stupid people. Admiring young Hollywood crap actors is lame, reporting on their stupidity is just as if not more lame. GET A LIFE people, preferably a real job and make something of yourselves.

  9. 9 Rocko Oct 27th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    I’m with Jrod and Pasta. I’d use a wood though.

    I think the crews on the set of these shows and movies need to talk to Samantha to see how she keeps Lindsay in line. I mean you can’t look that mannish and not be “the man” in the relationship.

  10. 10 kelli Oct 27th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Sam the man can be the bread winner for both of them.

  11. 11 kelsey Oct 27th, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    You know, you would think that this would make me happy, that she might not be in the media so much since she doesnt have as much work..Unfortunately knowing the Lohans, its the polar opposite. She’ll be everywhere. As long as her career is in the shitter, shes going to continue the lesbian charade.

  12. 12 Queen Bee Oct 27th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Lindsay screams of Borderline Personality Disorder right down to the cutting (she so happily took pictures to share with the rest of the world). Perhaps she and Shannen Doherty can sit down and have a heart to heart about how everyone picks on them. It isn’t their fault, really.
    Is there a rescue effort for her 45 year old sister, Alia, underway? What about poor Cody? Can someone smack Dina in the face?

  13. 13 katie Oct 27th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    um yeah if “dancing with the has beens” won’t take you.. then it’s time to probably give up on life.

  14. 14 Jrod Oct 28th, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Not Fair! DWTS wouldn’t take me either!

  15. 15 Jannah Oct 28th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    True, KML, all she has to fall back on is her success in her kiddie-jobs. She has yet to prove herself as a viable actress as an adult.

  16. 16 Roech Sep 6th, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    I guess the only option she has left is to do what she does best, Porn.

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