You know how Obama told that plumber dude he wanted to “spread the wealth around”? And then everybody went after the plumber dude for some reason, but then they were like, “Hey, wait a minute, back up. Senator Obama, could you explain that whole ’spread the wealth around’ thing, please?” And then Obama explained it, but he said only rich people are going to get taxed, so don’t worry about it? But now the definition of “rich” keeps getting less and less, um, rich?

Well, if you like Obama but you don’t like higher taxes, Deceiver fave Hayden Panettiere has a simple solution: Deal with it!

“I don’t know if anyone would complain about under-taxing to be completely honest,” Panettiere told CNSNews.com. “Personally, I’d rather have higher taxes and help other people who need those tax breaks more.”

Ain’t she a saint, folks? She’s like Mother Teresa, but without all the gross wrinkles and stuff. And smarter:

Panettiere, 19, thinks many young people have gotten involved with this year’s presidential election because of the celebrities who chose to publicly endorse a presidential candidate.

“One of the major reasons why, especially young people, have come out and done so much to play a part in this election — and who are really getting out there and voting this time around — is because of the celebrity endorsements, because of how popular this election has become, and how much in the news, and how much it’s taken over, you know, our society,” said Panettiere, who plays “Claire Bennett” on the hit NBC Show, “Heroes.”

Yeah, you remember which other election some genius-level celebrity said that very same thing about? Every single one. And they were wrong every single time.

But let’s say she’s right. Let’s say you vote how she wants you to vote. What if it means paying more taxes? Well, duh. Just have your accounting team take care of it. That’s what you hired them for, right? And while they’re dealing with that boring stuff: shopping! Problem solved, Hayden-style.

Martha Stewart said something equally brilliant about Obama’s tax plan, but she’s old and irrelevant and can’t heal from gunshot wounds and radiation burns like Hayden can, so I don’t care. Save any dolphins lately, Martha? Mm-hmm, didn’t think so.