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Carrie Underwood Sort Of Apologizes to Jessica Simpson

Carrie Underwood showed her catty side this summer when she tortured Jessica Simpson with a statement about how she and Tony Romo still chat covertly. (Jessica denied the claim, saying “I looked at his call log,” apparently not knowing that you never ever admit that.)

Well now Carrie says she’s deeply sorry and she’s not that girl. In the December issue of Elle magazine:

“It was something that was said in passing, and I would never mean to say anything to hurt anybody or stir up anything, because I’m just not about drama…at all.”

Funny then that in the same interview, she talks about how personal drama is essential to a Hollywood career:

“All celebrities have to be involved in drama — or they’re not celebrities! There must be something wrong with ‘em! … I knew what I was signing up for, and I’m not complaining at all. I’ve learned how to deal with it, and my life is great, I’m a happy person. What are you going to do? Give it all up? No!”

Kind of sounds she knows exactly how to get some magazine covers between albums, doesn’t it?

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24 Responses to “Carrie Underwood Sort Of Apologizes to Jessica Simpson”


  1. 1 kels Nov 4th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    Pish posh. What we are really concerned about is the larry birkhead interview. And what do men really prefer, skinny or curvy?

  2. 2 Queen Bee Nov 4th, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    Yeah, I guess it was kind of bitchy of Carrie to say that and super hypocritical of her to point out the drama aspect. Ok, I get it. But really, given the opportunity, would anyone here turn down the opportunity to mess with Jessica Simpson? Even just a teensy tiny bit? I know I would love to confuse her – the easiest task on earth.

  3. 3 Holly Won't Nov 4th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Excellent point, QB. It wouldn’t take much. We could just dangle a cat toy in front of her.

  4. 4 StrawberryGirl Nov 4th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    See, that justifies my vote for Bo Bice in 2005.

  5. 5 Pastafarian Nov 4th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    A couple of girls acting jealous and mean toward each other over a guy? That never really happens does it? Well does it?

  6. 6 Jrod Nov 4th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    There is a lot of thingsI wouldn’t turn down given the opportunity with Jessica Simpson…

  7. 7 QB Nov 4th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    Carrie cameout a little bit caty but Jessice cameout looking like a psyco. Is it me or Jessica wants to be like Carrie??

  8. 8 kelli Nov 4th, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    I think Tony Romo likes that kind of woman. Blonde, big tits, dumb.. except one is a vegetarian and the other one loves meat… I’ve never heard Carries’ music. Country music isn’t hot now this way..

  9. 9 Anonymous Nov 4th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    What DO men really prefer? Skinny or curvy? And who is Carrie Underwood?

  10. 10 Pastafarian Nov 4th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    I prefer curvy. I think most guys do.

    http://www.newsweek.com/id/161413/output/print

    Here’s the summary:

    They found that when men look at figures of women, they pick women whose waist is 7/10ths the size of the hip-which is much more of an hourglass than what you’d see on a runway. That’s the ideal ratio for Western men. Men from poor rural backgrounds in other parts of the world prefer women whose ratio is 8/10th, so a little thicker waist, but still an hourglass which is a sign of fertility and youth.

  11. 11 Discordia Nov 4th, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    For a person who professes to be a vegetarian, Carrie is full of horse manure!

  12. 12 katie Nov 4th, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    who honestly cares about these 2? and so what if she did call jessica fat, is that seriously front page news? geez what a lame magazine cover!

  13. 13 Christina X Nov 5th, 2008 at 4:07 am

    Don’t worry Carrie, you’re so boring, you’ve never caught my attention. Ever. Keep trying to be controversial, however, because god knows your music puts me to sleep.

    I never thought I’d defend Jessica Simpson, but seriously. This Carrie Underwood twit’s just trying too hard.

    And Jessica Simpson’s fat? Well, Carrie Underwood has a pug nose and no lips.

    On a totally irrelevant note- I think non-curvy girls need love too. I have a large chest, but I can’t help that I have a flat ass. Sometimes weight doesn’t always distribute the same way on other people. It’s a slap in the face to girls trying to lose weight, when people say “Well guys don’t like skinny girls!” when in reality all it means is: “Guys only like girls with 40 inch hips, a 22 inch waist, and a 40 inch bust”. I can diet all I want, but my body will never be proportioned that way.

    Ugh, I’m probably not making sense, but give skinny girls a break.

  14. 14 Kim Nov 5th, 2008 at 9:08 am

    Jessica is the one that started this whole drama and feud by first wearing a shirt saying “Real women eat meat” as a dig to Carrie being a vegetarian. Jessica and her father wanted the drama to start because Jessica was about to release a country album, which is her last ditch attempt to stay in showbiz since Hollywood and pop music threw her away. And Jessica first wore that shirt also as a dig at Carrie because it came out that Tony still cared for Carrie and talked to her. That’s when Jessica and her father started their whole anti-Carrie sh*t. His friends were saying that he still talked to her because they have more in common than he and Jessica and that she is more down home than Jessica.

  15. 15 flirt Nov 5th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Yeah, that’s right Kim!
    Hey, did you do our trig homework? I didn’t get mine done ’cause I watched 90210.

    Whatever.

  16. 16 phoenix Nov 5th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Christina X-

    I hear ya. No matter what I do weight wise, I never have hips, so no hourglass for me no matter what. Sigh. Which is why those “skinny or curvy” things are hilarious, they’re really a way of saying “no matter what, SOMETHING is hideous about you- you either don’t have enough curves or don’t have the right ones.”

  17. 17 StrawberryGirl Nov 5th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    Christina, I’d be happy to donate some of my back-end real estate.

  18. 18 Pastafarian Nov 5th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    flirt – ZING!

  19. 19 Denae Nov 8th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    OH,COME THE HELL ON!!!What does Carrie have to do to say sorry, spell it out for you idiots?!!!Leave her alone!!!You’re all lucky she said it even when she NEVER had to.And keep talking shit, christina-x!!!Who really cares?I’m so tired of all you Jessica Simpson fans saying alot of BS about her when Jess herself is not all perfect.You’ve all got problems,so stop talking about CARRIE UNDERWOOD!like I said,I’M TIRED OF IT!!!And alot of people will tell you about the same.

  20. 20 phoenix Nov 10th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Denae-

    I suggest a soothing bath with epsom salts and getting away from the computer. We’ve all got problems, you’re right. A persecution complex on behalf of celebrities you’ve never met is one of them.

    Nobody on this site took this story as seriously as you did. If you don’t care and are so gosh darned punctuation overloaded sick of it, maybe don’t read stories about it. You’ll hear about it a lot less if you stop seeking it out.

    I’d also recommend not reading comments on a story you don’t want to hear about. Unless you are strapped to a chair with your eyes propped open and being forced to read this site. In which case I’d recommend emailing someone for help instead of being so incensed that people are somewhat judgmental of someone who put herself forth in a magazine judging other people.

  21. 21 Denae Nov 11th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    Whatever, POENIX.I didn’t ask you to be a therepist.I was pissed off, and I felt like I needed to say what I said.I’m cool now.It’s not like I need anger managment class,or something like that.

  22. 22 TAZZ Nov 12th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    You’ve gotta’ be kidding me!Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood?Why compare the two?We already know who’s obiously prittier and, caugh, caugh, thiner.Why would anyone say that Jessica… or, I mean, a certain someone, would be better looking than her competetor, caugh, caugh, Carrie.CAUGH!!

  23. 23 TAZZ Nov 12th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    Excuse my caughing, I have a bad cold today…

  24. 24 Lauren Dec 2nd, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Yeah yeah yeah. Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson – who gives a rat’s butt.
    Jessica Simpson sold her soul to MTV for Newlyweds, and Carrie Underwood has turned into a self-righteous biatch (DON’T SUPPORT ANY CANDIDATES!, anyone?) who doesn’t remember the only reason she’s famous is ’cause she was lucky enough to get on American Idol.
    They both need to STFU.

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