You can always count on Tila Tequila to fill a hole on an otherwise slow news day.

The pint-size vixen is writing a book named Hooking Up With Tila Tequila about how women can snag a totally sexy dude with minimal effort.

Now ignoring the fact that the only person less qualified than her to give relationship advice is Pam Anderson, I wonder how this fits in with her whole plan to retire from the MTV lifestyle:

“I wanna do meaningful stuff. After a while you reach your goals and then what? You just prance around like Paris Hilton all day long and feel like you have to find the next scandal to stay big. This lifestyle is fun and I worked hard for it, but I think in the long run, it’s a lot. I just wanna be in love for the rest of my life and move to an island and have kids.”

it kind of goes with her image as a vapid party girl. An image, of course, she says is totally untrue and all the media’s fault. Curse the blasted media! It’s so presumptuous to assume such things of a nice Viet girl from Houston. Tequila, after all, is a family name.