You can always count on Tila Tequila to fill a hole on an otherwise slow news day.
The pint-size vixen is writing a book named Hooking Up With Tila Tequila about how women can snag a totally sexy dude with minimal effort.
Now ignoring the fact that the only person less qualified than her to give relationship advice is Pam Anderson, I wonder how this fits in with her whole plan to retire from the MTV lifestyle:
“I wanna do meaningful stuff. After a while you reach your goals and then what? You just prance around like Paris Hilton all day long and feel like you have to find the next scandal to stay big. This lifestyle is fun and I worked hard for it, but I think in the long run, it’s a lot. I just wanna be in love for the rest of my life and move to an island and have kids.”
it kind of goes with her image as a vapid party girl. An image, of course, she says is totally untrue and all the media’s fault. Curse the blasted media! It’s so presumptuous to assume such things of a nice Viet girl from Houston. Tequila, after all, is a family name.
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I’d hit it
Apparently, you can hit it whether you’re an innie or an outie.
Like, I just wannna run away to an island to and cover myself in oil and roll around with Playmates. Like, omg! that would be sooo fun, you know? I so reached my goals, life is sooo boring now. Like, what am I gonna do?
with a big stick
Jrod: Is there anyone you wouldn’t “hit?” So far, you’ve endorsed Jessica Simpson (yikes. I can only assume a gag of some sort would be involved) and now Tila? This girl has to have a more virulent and raging case of herpes than Paris Hilton. What do you see in Tila?
I’m not sure why a heterosexual male expressing admiration for the physical charms of Jessica Simpson is somehow out of the ordinary.
“how women can snag a totally sexy dude with minimal effort”
Step 1. Have a vagina.
Step 2. Use it.
This is how clueless I am about the minds of men. So, Jessica Simpson, despite the fact that she a complete and utter moron, is hot? Tila? Explain the charms of this skank? What about Paris Hilton? And when you say you would hit it, does it involve talking or no talking? Because I have to imagine listening to Jessica Simpson prattling on would be a huge boner killer.
Jeez, she looks like an alien with the big head and small body and all.
I wouldn’t even take a tequila from Tila Tequila. She doesn’t even have to axons to rub together to achieve a synapse.
Whaddaya mean, “despite”?
I think it’s sad that I know who she is
Weren’t her fifteen minutes over about twenty minutes ago?
And seriously, you have to be a special kind of desperate to take romantic advice from someone who rode those fifteen minutes on a TV show based around her search for “love”.
@QB - “shhh, don’t talk. You’ll ruin it.”.
Hey QB
I think it goes a little something like this:
These women are not ment to be smart or sophisticated. Just a sexual fantasy. I really doubt that if any of these guys had the chance to date these women, that there attraction would be to their big brains, rather their big……smiles
I concur that Jessica Simpson is very attractive physically. And by that I mean…
*Like that country wolf when he sees Red Hot Riding Hood singing in that cartoon*
WOWWEE WOW WOW YIPP YAPPY YAHOOOO! Or whatever he says.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Suk9miYlp6k&feature=related
shes a total has been. remember when the gay marriage ban was lifted in california back in may? she said it was because of her show. hahahahaaaaa mmmkay.
anyway she has an alien face and i hope she never breeds. -shivers-
I’d hit it… of course I’d triple bag it first.
Discordia - Let’s not mention synapses. I have a human bio exam on Tuesday all about synapses and axons.
What is a Tila Tequila? Why does the United States of America continue to allow people like this to exist?
I’d hit it…with an 18 wheeler, maybe.
If I had to choose between being a spinster and dying alone or taking advice from Tila Tequila, I’d pick dying alone because honestly, with what diseases she has (or doesn’t…yet) I’m going to die anyway. Might as well die not of syphillis.
You gotta die of something.
1 - I love how that dress actually literally makes her look like trash.
2 - @ QB – I, for one, would not be able stand the possibility of any kind of romantic relationship with Simpson or Tequila (or Lohan… or Hilton… or, well, name it!) Whoever said these women are nothing more than objects and images for exploitational fantasies got it right. I can’t have feelings for a woman I can’t respect. I would not hit it – at least not metaphorically speaking.
Granted, I’m in a distinct and shrinking minority among men…
@Austin - yes you are….
I’m having a soul searching internal debate right now.
Shall I google this Bratz doll wannabe or shall I continue to live my life in blissful ignorance?
I think I’ll turn it into a social experiment. Let’s see how long I can manage to survive before I stumble across a second reference to anyone named Tequila.
Hell no, I wouldn’t hit it unless I had a cryptonite condom! The myspace midget slut is old news. Go away already nobody wants your book. Now, your porno, I would buy!
Any sensible man that doesn’t find a sexually attractive woman sexually attractive is either lying to himself or doesn’t realize he’s gay. Yeah, I’d bump the uglies with Tila, or Jessica, etc… only given that they were disease free, and only given that there will be no strings attached. These women aren’t mean to be dated, just to be mated.
tila tequila: the original myspace whore™
Sexually attractive is not the same thing as actually attractive.
There’s nothing these idiots could give me that a disease-ridden blowup doll couldn’t.
I always assumed Tila and Jessica and them basically were to men like warm blow-up dolls you wouldn’t be ashamed to have your friends know about. Good for one purpose only, looks good enough to keep it fun for awhile, and not worth paying any serious attention to when not horizontal.
Or am i wrong on this? It’s harder for some of us to grasp the mate vs. date borders. Now, if somebody said they wanted to marry Tila or share a long leisurely dinner, THEN I’d think they’re totally nuts.
Hey! Leave dolls outta this!
Uh… I mean, you’re right Austin!
So, the idea is, if you are going to catch a virulent STD, you might as well have fun? I think I’ve got it!
The perhaps most cruel thing is that Tila and Jessica Simpson feel and have been told they have something important and valuable to say and offer to the world other than their beef curtains. Delusional thinking makes me sad
Pastafarian- I know we all gotta die of something, I just want to die old in a quicker, more exciting, less painful fashion than having my insides eaten alive by god-knows-what.
:p
And I’m going to run the risk of being catty, but the fact that she’s a universal sex object for guys my age really causes me to lose hope for my generation.
This is from a woman’s point of view, but I recommend Tila Tequila to keep her clothes off as much as possible because honestly, that’s the only rationalization for any physical stimulation whatsoever. If she puts some clothes on, it’ll draw more attention to her brutal looking mug.
But I think everyone knows that. Including her.
I’m with you Christina. I’m thinking a speed boat with that cool giant engine in the back ramming full speed into a truck loaded with dynamite.
Or in my sleep. Whatever.
Tila Tequila is the reason why Prop 8 passed.