I told you, it’s 2005 all over again.
The terrifyingly named TheseBootsAreMadeForStalking.com has eyewitness reports from the set of Oprah about Jennifer Aniston’s sitdown with O. Surprise, surprise, Jen talked about Brangelina and how over it she claims to be:
Audience members also said that Aniston was very nice when the topic of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie came up and she handled it really well.
“Jen was nice in the interview and when she was asked questions about Angelina,” Jared Campbell said. “She handled it very well.”
Insiders also said that the rapport between O and Jen was amazing and, unlike Pitt’s interview with the talk show queen, there was no awkwardness at all.
“Things between O and Jen were great,” Campbell said. “They were like two old friends”
Eyewitnesses also said that it seems that Jen is really happy for Brad and Angelina and boasted about how her marriage to Pitt seems like a 100 years ago.
If only that were true. It would make her seem pretty normal instead of someone who is capitalizing on three-year-old personal drama because she knows it gets more magazine covers and televised interviews than her upcoming Marley & Me will on its own.
Just got the new Harper’s Bazaar with the Lindsay Lohan feature interview.
Have you heard? LiLo’s not gay after all:
Has she previously been with a girl? She laughs and says, “I don’t know. Maybe.” Has she ever been embarrassed about being attracted to a woman? “No.” Would she classify herself as bisexual? “Maybe. Yeah.” Lesbian? “No.”
Reeeeeeally?
Look, Lindsay. We’ve all endured tabloid story after tabloid story after tabloid story about how you’re practically surgically connected to Samantha Ronson, so spare us the Tom Cruise act, m’kay?
Maybe ol’ firecrotch just isn’t ready to join the pissed-off California protesters licking their wounds after last week’s “Proposition 8″ gay-marriage election defeat. (Rare moment of blatant fairness: Some in the “vote no” crowd are reacting in far more thoughtful ways.)
Regardless, being the last one to “out” herself may be the least of Lindsay’s problems. Channelling her inner Archie Bunker during a recent “Access Hollywood” interview, she referred to Barack Obama as “our first, you know, colored president.” On the political gaffe-o-meter, I think that falls somewhere on the scale between Dan Quayle and Joe Biden. But don’t ask me where.