Just got the new Harper’s Bazaar with the Lindsay Lohan feature interview.
Have you heard? LiLo’s not gay after all:
Has she previously been with a girl? She laughs and says, “I don’t know. Maybe.” Has she ever been embarrassed about being attracted to a woman? “No.” Would she classify herself as bisexual? “Maybe. Yeah.” Lesbian? “No.”
Reeeeeeally?
Look, Lindsay. We’ve all endured tabloid story after tabloid story after tabloid story about how you’re practically surgically connected to Samantha Ronson, so spare us the Tom Cruise act, m’kay?
Maybe ol’ firecrotch just isn’t ready to join the pissed-off California protesters licking their wounds after last week’s “Proposition 8″ gay-marriage election defeat. (Rare moment of blatant fairness: Some in the “vote no” crowd are reacting in far more thoughtful ways.)
Regardless, being the last one to “out” herself may be the least of Lindsay’s problems. Channelling her inner Archie Bunker during a recent “Access Hollywood” interview, she referred to Barack Obama as “our first, you know, colored president.” On the political gaffe-o-meter, I think that falls somewhere on the scale between Dan Quayle and Joe Biden. But don’t ask me where.
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Eeesh, Oversneer, this seems like kind of a stretch for hypocrisy (unless I’m missing the point). She’s had sex with men; presumably she’s had sex with Samantha and possibly other women. Presumably she’s enjoyed having sex with both and has been sexually attracted to both. Lesbians are not sexually attracted to men–Lindsay is, at least based on just as many tabloid stories showing her surgically connected to Wilmer Valderwhatever and that other guy.
She’s bisexual. Not a lesbian.
Or she’s straight and just slutty and likes attention. Also a possibility.
Shocking, I know, But I’d hit it.
She actually said coloured? Really? Wow.
Do you really think she would turn down a fine example of a penis?
I don’t think she would turn down an itsy bitsy teeny tiny penis. That is, if it was attached to someone A list who would rekindle interest in Lindsay so she might be able to have a career again.
Um.. I don’t get it. Obama ain’t pasty like Dan Quayle and Joe Biden, and he’s probably got more melatonin than George Hamilton, hence giving him a darker skin color.
Besides, she’s incorrect anyway. According to Toni Morrison, Bill Clinton was our first black president.
I still maintain Samantha is a reverse beard.
Is that like a neck bead?
No Pasta - it’s more like a lap beard.
Has anyone ever seen a picture where a person looked more uncomfortable kissing someone they’re supposedly romantic with? What’s up with the lips being pursed so hard they’re turning white? Is it customary for lesbians to kiss each others’ upper lips, or is she just so high she missed?
Jrod, when you hit that make sure you raincoat the sausage and bring some Cipro for backup. Who knows where that thing’s been.
What the hell…she used to be hot. Now, not so much. She looks used up
Lindsay looks used up due to her alcohol and drug abuse. The only thing rehab did for her is show her she has to hide her “habits.”
She looks like that Scott because she knows where he mouth has been.
I’d hit it too … with a shot of Valtrex.
I’m getting really sick of these two.
Not only is she not fooling anyone that she’s in a relationship with a woman, but I think she’s intentionally being vague in interviews because it keeps everyone inquiring about her romantic life, and god knows she can’t get any movie rules or sing.
She’s doing this on purpose.
christina x.. amen! she wont be getting any work probably, so she figures this will keep her “name around” for now.
She thought they said “thespian.”
Weren’t her fifteen minutes over years ago?
You fail. She is NOT a lesbian, and she openly admits to being a bisexual, which she probably is. So no hypochrisy on her side. Just not understanding the term “bisexual” on your side.
Hey Oversneer, are you one of those self-hating pinheads still spewing that “bisexuality doesn’t exist” garbage? Lindsay’s clearly bi, not a hypocrite. Grow up, and act like you belong in this millennium.
I wont say that bisexuals dont exist, but in Lindsay’s case its clear that shes looking for anyone
and everyone to give her some attention. If Samantha Ronson really is up to deal with her crazy, then of course she’ll stay. Not only that, the lesbian angle gets her media attention. When she’s with a woman, shes no longer a whore, shes pr. I mean, what else does Lindsay have to offer anymore?
the next work i see lindsay’s saggy sacks and splotchy orange face is on one of vh1’s fine reality programs.
WTF. I’m a woman who is married to a woman and I’m not gay. I’m bisexual. I love you guys but this piece is ignorant. People place all this importance on labeling someone as gay or straight when there’s actually a whole spectrum. I think LiLo has been pretty careful not to actually *say* anything definitive. The tabloids have done all of that.