Remember last month when Anne Hathaway’s scumbag ex Raffaello Follieri was sent to federal prison for scamming investors out of millions? Turns out it’s no day at the country club.
“Mr. Follieri reports that he is in a windowless dormitory with approximately 120 other men,” the letter said. “He says that he cannot eat because the food appears to be spoiled and that the toilet and shower facilities are unspeakably unsanitary. e.g., there is excrement in the shower and rats are roaming freely in the area. He says the stench is intolerable.”
The lawyer, Flora Edwards, said things are so bad, it has made Follieri ill. So far he has had a fever, blood in his urine, intestinal problems and shortness of breath.
Edwards asked the judge to have the 30-year-old transferred back to the federal jail in Manhattan where he was previously held.
What, no golf? And where are the oysters and caviar? He also has a raging hangnail and not a manicurist to be found.
Sorry, Ralph. One month down, just four-and-a-half years to go.
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I’m guessin’ whatever sex he’s having, it ain’t as much fun as it was with Anne.
Unless that’s your thing.
If you don’t want to live in scumbag conditions, don’t be a scumbag; Plain and simple.
My eyes are dry.
Boo hoo freakin’ hoo. My dorm in college was dirtier than that prison and I still managed to survive four years.
Better call Raffaello a waaahmbulance.
These are the type of jackasses you always wish had longer sentences.
Follieri should try to get transferred to the Federal Prison in Fort Worth. I see those inmates out there golfing all the time. By the way, if anyone can get this message to Follieri, I would appreciate it. “Have you seen former Congressman James Trafficante in there?” My fan letters keep coming back. He was my favorite congressman and now he has dissappeared into the million man Federal Prison System.
Folliieri should try to get transferred to the Federal Prison in Fort Worth. I see those guys golfing all the time. He wasn’t railroaded for offending some petty despot in the ‘Justice’ Department as was the case of former congressman James Trafficant, so his crime is considered petty and a transfer is doable. As for Trafficant, he might as well be in a Soviet Gulag, never to heard from again.
“It was a shocking comedown for the charismatic entrepreneur who’d whisked his actress girlfriend around the world on chartered jets and yachts, who’d stayed in the Dorchester hotel in London, the Ritz in Paris, and the Excelsior in Rome when he wasn’t home in the Olympic Tower duplex overlooking Saint Patrick’s Cathedral. He’d socialized with some of the world’s most powerful people. Yet Follieri was unfazed. Ever confident—a confidence man, federal prosecutors would declare when he was dragged into court the next day—Follieri felt he had only two problems on the evening of June 23, 2008: his sinuses, and arranging his 30th-birthday party for that coming Saturday night at the Villa Verde restaurant on Capri.”
As you guys see, life is very different for him now. It’s hard living a life of luxury on other peoples dimes when they figure out what they are using their dimes for. Hope he enjoys the rats.
No bloody wonder he has “shortness of breath”, look at his poochy belly hanging over his jeans! AND he’s got a touch of the double chins about him. TUBBY.
Well thats sad. But it is nice to see Annie getting on w/ her life & getting recognized for her work. And its not like she needs a man for the couture!
xo
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