The Oversneer mentioned Pamela Anderson and her leather-wrapped Dodge Viper yesterday, and with the news from the U.K. fashion rags today, I’ve come to the conclusion that Pamela simply doesn’t understand where leather comes from.
According to U.K. Vogue, she has signed on to be the new face for Vivienne Westwood’s fashion line. Now, everyone knows that you don’t hire Pammie for her face. But the real questionable decision here is that while Vivienne Westwood may no longer work with fur, she sure does love to design with leather and feathers. You know, the kind from barnyard animals and birds.
Like this fuchsia leather suit from her Spring 2009 collection, or the iconic Queen of Sheba dress made with ostrich feathers, which has been worn by Demi Moore and Linda Evangelista.
I mean, the woman dressed the Sex Pistols. Westwood and Malcolm McLaren, the band’s manager and her former lover, were all about the animal skins (like the Bondage Suit made famous by Johnny Rotten). In a biography of the designer, New York Magazine calls her signature look “skintight leather with tons of zippers.”
There is no wiggle room in a Vivienne Westwood leather suit, just like there’s no wiggle room when you are arguably PETA’s most famous spokeswhore but just can’t seem to help yourself around a closet full of lambskin.
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You’re right. Nobody hires Pam for her face. Especially with THAT face.
She has a face?
I am as shocked as you are Pasta and without proof I refuse to believe it.
Anybody think that her lips looks like female genitalia?
“Anybody think that her lips looks like female genitalia?”
Ever read Burroughs? The Talking Asshole?
Here’s a little trivia for everyone: who do you think has more plastic in them, Pam or the mannequin?
Which one’s the mannequin?
I’m thinking Pam’s face and Alec’s boat seats have a thing or two in common…
She’s so unappealing. I think I’d rather risk a night with Lindsay Lohan than than touch this used up creature.
Where’s JRod? I want to know if even he would hit Pam? And I mean in a sex way and not as in violence.
Her beau seem a little pale and lifeless.
You took the words out of my mouth queen bee.
Your title – Pam Anderson to Star in Leather Designer’s Ad Campaign at Deceiver.com – caught my eye on the google blogsearch page. Just goes to show you how important good titles are!
I’ve added deceiver.com to my reader, so I can see what else you come up with
You guys are too hard on Pam.
I mean, look at her skin. It IS leather. Maybe it’s not really from the cows after all…
In all seriousness though, I’d like to know what her hairdye and breast implants are tested on. You know. Her trademark look is probably entirely animal tested.
what an idiot! geez. when is PETA gonna drop her??
PETA and Pam… they are pure, comedy gold. And they really think that people take them seriously?